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paintballpunk
2004-03-28, 23:01
So I was listening to some talk show on the AM radio. They kept on mentioning god and jesus and christian bands so I got the feeling this was a christian station. So then this girl calls in who sounds maybe 15, 16, and she starts talking about how her friend smokes weed and how shes all scared for him. She she explaines that he smokes weed and drinks and how he is constantly fucked up. (This guy sounds like my hero!) So shes (by the way, her names Amanda) asking what she should do and the talk show host says, "Well, the only thing you should do, naturally is pray." and the girls like "Oh ok." I was like, "jesus!" and shut that shit off. christians are so gay and retarded. If you really wanna stop this kid, this girl should go talk to him, not "pray". And why should this guy listen to a christian loser like her? god christians are so retarded!
And to all you pussy wipe bitch christians, notice how I didnt spell any "godly" word with a capital letter. And dont waste your time telling me how god going to "punish" me (probably ass rape me, that fucker!) cause he doesnt exist and if he does, il kill him.
I think that Mole kid from South Park the movie has the right ideas. You know the one who hates god and calls him a cocksucking asshole. That kids so cool.
L8r christian fuckers.
Actually, I wouldnt have any problems with christians if they didnt try to push their beliefs on me all the time. But I get fucking sick and tired of preachers stopping me when I go for a run and give me these stupid books on god and tell me to go to their church services. And how those assholes come to your door. The jahova witnesses people. Thats why I hate you fuckers so much. And as for god, I hate him because he has made my life miserable. So fuck that queer!
slasher_13
2004-03-28, 23:21
Jesus is coming...look busy.
mindnumbinglyintresting
2004-03-29, 03:00
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
So I was listening to some talk show on the AM radio. They kept on mentioning god and jesus and christian bands so I got the feeling this was a christian station. So then this girl calls in who sounds maybe 15, 16, and she starts talking about how her friend smokes weed and how shes all scared for him. She she explaines that he smokes weed and drinks and how he is constantly fucked up. (This guy sounds like my hero!) So shes (by the way, her names Amanda) asking what she should do and the talk show host says, "Well, the only thing you should do, naturally is pray." and the girls like "Oh ok." I was like, "jesus!" and shut that shit off. christians are so gay and retarded. If you really wanna stop this kid, this girl should go talk to him, not "pray". And why should this guy listen to a christian loser like her? god christians are so retarded!
And to all you pussy wipe bitch christians, notice how I didnt spell any "godly" word with a capital letter. And dont waste your time telling me how god going to "punish" me (probably ass rape me, that fucker!) cause he doesnt exist and if he does, il kill him.
I think that Mole kid from South Park the movie has the right ideas. You know the one who hates god and calls him a cocksucking asshole. That kids so cool.
L8r christian fuckers.
Actually, I wouldnt have any problems with christians if they didnt try to push their beliefs on me all the time. But I get fucking sick and tired of preachers stopping me when I go for a run and give me these stupid books on god and tell me to go to their church services. And how those assholes come to your door. The jahova witnesses people. Thats why I hate you fuckers so much. And as for god, I hate him because he has made my life miserable. So fuck that queer!
...well..i agree in some ways...you could have out it a better and more intellegent way i guess..but hey,i couldnt have done any better myself.it sucks being stupid doesnt it..anyway,jesus freaks are THE most annoying group of people on the face of the earth.i fucking hate how they turn to a fairy-tale for EVERYTHING in life and how they JUDGE everyone and everything CONSTANTLY even tho it goes against their own believes.whats worse than that is how they preach their believes and that too goes against their religion.
oh yea and jesus sucks my dick every night and he LOVES it.in fact,i got him here right nowhe looks cock hungry too http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)....ooo jesus you want it *waves dick around* ow sit jesus..goood jesus! ok you can suck it...mmmm jesus gives good head http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) hes a pro at this! looks like the second cumming of christ! oh wait...NOW is the second cumming of christ! aww fuck its on my boots..well,off to the woodchipper. i told him not to spooge on my new boots..
hakaidojojo
2004-03-29, 03:12
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
christians are so gay and retarded... a christian loser like her... christians are so retarded... all you pussy wipe bitch christians... a cocksucking asshole... christian fuckers... queer!
Wow. Was the point of your post to point out
a)your lack of intelligence?
b)your lack of name-calling skills? or
c)your lack of tolerance for others' right to have a different lifestyle than you?
Whichever it was, congratulations!
KooshBlood
2004-03-29, 03:28
paintball, don't judge all Christians by that one thing on the radio. I'm a christian, and I totally agree that the answer the guy gave the girl was bs. God ain't gonna magically burn up all his weed and booze. You were listening to something directed at rich little white goody kids.
Trust me, being a Christian doesn't mean blind "faith". I believe in evolution myself, doesn't mean I can't be one.
Hexadecimal
2004-03-29, 22:00
I was Christian for some 5 years...I didn't really run into too many intolerant people. None of the other members of a conservative baptist church I went to thought I was going to burn for being a firm supporter of evolution, nor did they give me shit too much for my drug use. They asked me simply to try and give them up, and that they'd support me if I decided to try. Never had a serious problem with Christians.
Edit: sorry, forgot a prefix that fucked up a major point of the post.
[This message has been edited by Hexadecimal (edited 03-30-2004).]
theBishop
2004-03-30, 00:59
This is the most cliche' post i've seen in a while. Typical "don't force your beliefs on me bible fucker" post. I guarantee nobody's ever forced their "fanatical" christian beliefs on you. Just because you don't believe something doesn't make the people who do weird or even necissarily wrong. I got nothing else for you, I guess all i can do is pray ;-)
love,
theBishop
Hexadecimal
2004-03-30, 01:14
I completely agree with Bishop, and that is pretty damned rare. You come off as extremely close-minded and give the supposedly open-minded atheist viewpoint a horrible name. When you follow up a declaration of open minded attitude with an insult towards an entire religion, you put out the impression that you're an angsty teen who doesn't believe simply to go against the flow. You're unnecessarily putting chaos into your life, but you won't realize it. You'll continue bitching and stressing about something that doesn't even occur...you're imagining it, and any 'proof' you find will only seem such due to a horrendous comfirmation bias that is easy to find in people who have such an attitude as you do.
Religion is not your enemy, your ignorance is.
I have my problems with Christianity, along with problems with most religions. You're still foolish to completely denounce them as organizations attempting to force their beliefs on you. Even if a Christian attempts to convert you, so what? They aren't forcing belief on you so long as they don't employ torture techniques and brainwashing to sway your opinion and belief system; anything aside from that is the basic human motive: sharing viewpoints. I respect that you are sharing your viewpoint with your post, but you seem paranoid as hell, and very doubtful of your 'disbelief'. Honestly, it seems to me as if you likely do believe in a God, but are afraid to even admit it to yourself. I've never seen someone hate something as much as you do without having a part of it in their system and thoughts.
Myself being atheist, and a rather calm and understanding non-theist at that, I see plenty of other 'atheists' very insecure and afraid. You should do a lot more searching into religion, it is probably something you would do well with as atheism sure as hell isn't working out for you or allowing you to be at peace at if you think theists are always after your precious, inexistent soul.
sickniick
2004-04-01, 00:58
i really don't mind christians. But when they come trying to rape me with their beliefs and theories, its time to pull out the be bop gun.
theBishop
2004-04-01, 04:41
Well what the hell. Obviously anyone who takes time out to post on Totse has strong opinions or they wouldn't want to voice them. I can only assume most of you get into arguments/debates/discussions with lots of people in the real world. Are you trying to say that Christians don't have the right to do the same. Yes, I understand many Christians don't even try to hold up their end of the argument, but still wtf, i'd rather people have opinions on spiritual things than just live a totally superficial life.
Hexadecimal
2004-04-01, 04:48
Bishop, this is the most I've been in agreement with you since I started lurking at Totse some time ago, and since I started posting. Your wisdom shows through here; my initial impressions of you have been proven wrong, and I must apologize for formerly holding the opinion that you were falsely claiming to be open-minded. I judged quickly and ignorantly.
theBishop
2004-04-01, 16:07
;-) don't mention it Hex
paintballpunk
2004-04-02, 01:51
Perfect example of christians trying to spread their beliefes...
So Im walking through the neighborhood when I see that on every driveway, there is a small plastic package with pink paper inside. I picked it up, read it and burned it with my cigarette lighter. I only read the first 2 sentences and it said enough. It went something like,
quote:
Join our Sunday prayer service at 7:30am to honer Jesus Christ our Lord. All visiters welcome to expeirence the power of God... bla bla bla
christains praying arnt christains trying to convert me so i have to encourge prayer as much as possible
theBishop
2004-04-02, 12:31
quote:Join our Sunday prayer service at 7:30am to honer Jesus Christ our Lord. All visiters welcome to expeirence the power of God... bla bla bla
I think my point has been further proven.
Hexadecimal
2004-04-02, 18:48
paintballpunk: EVERYBODY tries to spread their beliefs, atheists and theists alike. Are you so fucking stupid that you think handing out some pamphlets or books is forcing their beliefs on you? Forcing belief on you would be imprisoning your ass until you accept their view, are you too ignorant to see they are just trying to share their view with you, and hope it appeals to you?
Neurolepsis
2004-04-02, 18:52
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
Join our Sunday prayer service at 7:30am to honer Jesus Christ our Lord. All visiters welcome to expeirence the power of God... bla bla bla
I'm no christian, but how the fuck is that forcing their beliefs on you? They are simply inviting people to a prayer service. Advertising an invitation is a lot different than forcing one.
severance
2004-04-03, 15:44
i agree with you that radio show presenter was kinda dum yeh im sawying you should pray but hell if you can why not talk to the dude why not actually do your bit so that your prayers just dont go to waste
also yes most of your post is right because u hav the genereally right idea us christians dont get it right all the time when we try to do it our way because we're not perfect ..i do however resent some of your remarks but on the whole i understand you and agree with you... but next time you see an annoying dude trying to suffocate you with leaflets ask him why he thinks it will help you ..maybe youll get lucky and take one more annoying dude of the street..o and btw (god cant be killed....well not unless your dreaming then he can :P)
The Crusader
2004-04-03, 16:23
The clear problem here is a lack of logic. This paintball character isn't some mindless pig from the dark ages. He's a mindless pig from today's generation, who's been cultured to believe logic, common sense and complicated diagrams over words. That radio presenter is a disgrace to the church and a kamikaze of reason.
theBishop
2004-04-03, 17:46
The_Crusader: I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you. I'm not a big fan of Christian radio/TV, but it serves as a forum for people who want advice from a Christian.
If everyday his show was building a logical case for God and Jesus, there'd be no reason to listen to it everyday. And in my expirience, Christianity stands up to logic, otherwise i'd probably be abandoning/questioning my faith.
Paintballpunk is just getting upset for no reason; he's a kid who feels the need to rebel against what his parents or whoever are telling him. He's never given me any reason to belive that he wants to hear a logical argument.
While I don't exactly agree with what paintballpunk is saying, and the immature way he went about it, I also don't agree with what a few others have said.
quote:Even if a Christian attempts to convert you, so what? They aren't forcing belief on you so long as they don't employ torture techniques and brainwashing to sway your opinion and belief system; anything aside from that is the basic human motive: sharing viewpoints.
Unfortunatly thats not the case. In my experiences Christians who're out trying to convert people and what not don't just share thier views. Ive never had a Christian simply try to tell me what he thinks.
Infact its quite the opposite. They tell you what they 'know' and that you need to agree with them. A while ago [a few months?] there were Christians going around my neighbourhood and of course they came to my door. They asked me if I was a Christian and I told them I wasn't. They then proceeded to tell me that I had to forget whatever I was believing and follow Jesus Christ. I simply told them I will continue to believe what I believe and the one guy who was talking seemed to get pissed. He got very pissy and told me I was going to burn in Hell for not accepting Jesus Christ. I told him that its fine that he thinks that but his beliefs can't be proven as truth and I went to close the door. He put his hand up and held the door open and told me he was right and he knew the absolute truth. Once again, I said thats fine but his beliefs aren't necessrilly truth and can't be proven so, not to me anyways, and that I wasn't interested and I began to push the door. Now my door has one of those automatic closer things on it so I can't just push it closed fast so I had plenty of time to hear him call me a dirty sinner and then mutter about how I was a stupid atheist or muslim or buddhist 'god knows what'. He ended it with an old fashioned 'burn in hell!'.
Not at one point was I rude to him at all. I was tryuing to tell him I wasn't interested and that I didn't want to hear whatever he had to say. Instead of just leaving he got all pissed and had to go about how he 'knows' the truth and how I should burn in hell for not agreeing with him. To be honest I felt like smashing his head in for the last part of the conversation, but obviously I didn't. His little friend just stood there holding a bag and a stack of flyers and didn't say a word.
Now Ive had similar experiences quite a few times before. Never to this extreme but basically every experience Ive had dealing with Christians trying to 'spread the word' or whatever has been of this nature.
I have never not ONCE in my life had a person of any other religion act this way towards me. Yet I can think of several right off the top of my head regarding Christians.
Now that doesn't mean every Christian is like this, but by saying them going around trying to convert people is harmless and simply them expressing their viewpoint is pretty inaccurate. Im sure if you had soemone come to your door and ask you if you hate niggers and proceeded to tell you you were wrong and a dirty nigger lover for not hating them, it would piss you off. Especially if they decided to hold your door open to yell about how you need to die for not agreeing with you and things of that nature.
I have no problem with Christians but I can see why some people do. I see that these idiots do not represent the religion and that they're just annoying fucks who need a good smack, but the fact remains that they are still out there and when some people encounter enough of them they simply see it as a Christian problem not a problem with certain individuals. Hell, Im sureprised I don't hate Christians based on ym experiences.
But once again, I don't agree with paintballpunk or how he went about saying what he did, but if you fail to see that some people have had a lot of negative experiences with Christians and its simply gotten to them thats your problem. And like I said, I have never had experiences like this with any other religion. Not a single one [and Ive obviously been approached by people of many faiths, seeing as how I live in a huge multicultural city].
soul flayer
2004-04-04, 09:55
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
So I was listening to some talk show on the AM radio. They kept on mentioning god and jesus and christian bands so I got the feeling this was a christian station. So then this girl calls in who sounds maybe 15, 16, and she starts talking about how her friend smokes weed and how shes all scared for him. She she explaines that he smokes weed and drinks and how he is constantly fucked up. (This guy sounds like my hero!) So shes (by the way, her names Amanda) asking what she should do and the talk show host says, "Well, the only thing you should do, naturally is pray." and the girls like "Oh ok." I was like, "jesus!" and shut that shit off. christians are so gay and retarded. If you really wanna stop this kid, this girl should go talk to him, not "pray". And why should this guy listen to a christian loser like her? god christians are so retarded!
and i am assuming since u were highly offended by things a Christian radio station that some a group of christians forced u to listen to it. i can gaurentee u that those Christian radio stations (which are paid for BY other Christians) have other Christians as the intended audience, not infidels like yourself. although they will prolly more than welcome ppl like u to listen since the teachings of Christianity include kindness and compassion. oh yeah if u find some drunk pothead as someone to look up to, u obviously do not care much about being a productive member of society since statistics prove that ppl like that normally end up in jail and/or poverty.
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
And to all you pussy wipe bitch christians, notice how I didnt spell any "godly" word with a capital letter. And dont waste your time telling me how god going to "punish" me (probably ass rape me, that fucker!) cause he doesnt exist and if he does, il kill him.
hmm u have obviously not thought about the senerio "What if God really exist?" since u openly scorn God. i am assuming that u are assuming that he doesnt exist? and if u really think u can kill an almighty being that might have been responcible for your being here, then something is wrong with you
quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
I think that Mole kid from South Park the movie has the right ideas. You know the one who hates god and calls him a cocksucking asshole. That kids so cool.
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quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:
L8r christian fuckers.
Actually, I wouldnt have any problems with christians if they didnt try to push their beliefs on me all the time. But I get fucking sick and tired of preachers stopping me when I go for a run and give me these stupid books on god and tell me to go to their church services. And how those assholes come to your door. The jahova witnesses people. Thats why I hate you fuckers so much. And as for god, I hate him because he has made my life miserable. So fuck that queer!
so u hate all christians because the jehova witnesses' come to yer house? ok i hate teachers because a dentist recomended that i stay in school. if u r judging all christians because u feel that they r all trying to convert u, u r first off blind. many preachers (jehova wittness's and other denomintions)that come to my house or talk to me just say "Ok thats fine then" and walk away after i say i am not interested. u r also ignorant since u label an entire group based on the actions of afew within the group (thats called prejudice). and lastly u are a Fool. u admitted that God exist and u blame him for your shitty life. have u ever thought that maybe God let u decide on how shitty your life will be or not? personally i am happy with my life and i thank God for letting me have a happy life, of course i could have a shitty life like yours if i want to....
well anyways l8er ingnorant fukker
Actually, I wouldnt have any problems with ignorant ppl if they would keep thier ignorance to them selves and not impose it on me. and as for God, i cannot blame him that ignorant ppl exist since He didnt create them that way, they made themselves that way
theBishop
2004-04-05, 16:35
1m g1ad u w4nt t0 d3f3nd Xtian ppl buX 1 w15h u u53d r34l w0rd5 4nd pr0p3r 5pe11in6. 35p3551411y 51nc3 u r m4k1n6 a ju6m3nt 0n 16n0r4nX ppl.
love,
thebish0p
The only problem I have with Christianity is it's influence over politics and scientific progress.
I'm really fucking sick and tired of this shit like:
"Oh no you must make genetic engineering illegal, it's against our religion!!"
Who gives a fuck if it's against your religion? Nobody's forcing you to become a geneticist. If you don't fucking like science, stay the fuck away from it.
Really, I'm sick and tired of Christianity having an influence over politics and scientific progress. It disgusts me.
I agree Yazman. Thats about the extent of my problems with Christianity. Look at all the shit surrounding gay marriages right now and how it 'goes agaisnt God' and what not.
To be perfectly honest if a few religions had their way astro physics would be gone, modern medical science would stop progressing and a few other things would be halted no doubt. I think the problem is that a lot of religious people see science as an enemy to religion. For example if some physicist is working on theories about the big bang, they see this as a direct attack against creationism.
Like many other things though, its not only Christianity thats trying to step in the way of science. Though their influence greatly outweighs that of any other religion in North America, and it irritates me how the government [both US and Canadian] seems to put Christianity in mind when making certain decisions, yet they couldn't care less what other religions have to say about the matter, or the fact that religion and government are supposed to be kept seperate.
But the government is seriously fucked up and has a lot of fucking problems that go beyond that [and as far as I can tell the US government is far worse then the Canadian, but I don't wanna turn this into some politcal debate].
StoneMan
2004-04-05, 23:12
Have you ever noticed that most 'God fearing Christians' that are against gay marraige are actually beer-swilling rednecks that might go to church at Christmas, if ever?
The Bible expressly states that Christians are to NOT judge non-Christians, rater they are to look for faults in their own life that need fixing.
Thats one reason why a lot of people get frustrated with Christians. You have a lot of them preeching about other peoples lives and trying to tell other people what they can/should/have to do but ignoring their own problems.
soul flayer
2004-04-06, 09:30
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
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love,
thebish0p
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soul flayer
2004-04-06, 09:41
quote:Originally posted by Yazman:
The only problem I have with Christianity is it's influence over politics and scientific progress.
I'm really fucking sick and tired of this shit like:
"Oh no you must make genetic engineering illegal, it's against our religion!!"
Who gives a fuck if it's against your religion? Nobody's forcing you to become a geneticist. If you don't fucking like science, stay the fuck away from it.
Really, I'm sick and tired of Christianity having an influence over politics and scientific progress. It disgusts me.
um the deal over cloning is a moral issue. even non-christians oppose it. christians dont have much influence over science; independant labs and secular univercities will study what ever they want regaurdless of what 2nd Baptist Church down the street thinks about it.
[QUOTE]Like many other things though, its not only Christianity thats trying to step in the way of science. Though their influence greatly outweighs that of any other religion in North America, and it irritates me how the government [both US and Canadian] seems to put Christianity in mind when making certain decisions, yet they couldn't care less what other religions have to say about the matter, or the fact that religion and government are supposed to be kept seperate.[QUOTE]
have u heard of the ACLU (american civil liberties union)? well anyways they are one of the most liberal anti-christian (well thier values are antichristian) group around. they win on just about every case they make. teachers can get fired for mentioning God in school. have u heard of the Christian teacher who was told she may not wear a crusafix while she teaches? if u ask me, there are many Americans that oppose Christianity and not the other way around.
quote:Originally posted by soul flayer:
have u heard of the ACLU (american civil liberties union)? well anyways they are one of the most liberal anti-christian (well thier values are antichristian) group around. they win on just about every case they make. teachers can get fired for mentioning God in school. have u heard of the Christian teacher who was told she may not wear a crusafix while she teaches? if u ask me, there are many Americans that oppose Christianity and not the other way around.
Ive heard of the ACLU, but it means nothing to me as Im not an American. However, just because there is a group trying to keep religion seperate from government [as it should be] doesn't mean there aren't religious groups trying to push their values into government issues.
'if u ask me, there are many Americans that oppose Christianity and not the other way around.'
Im sure there are many Americans that oppose Christianity, but how can you honestly try to argue that there aren't a substantial amount of Americans that are for Christianity. Hell, I don't have any figures but there are plenty of Christian US citizens, no doubt more then any other religion. And have you looked into any recent issues? You may argue that cloning is a moral issue and thats fine, but that doesn't mean there aren't religious groups using religious rhetoric to make their point about cloning and to make it illegal. The same goes for thigns such as gay marriage and abortion.
It seems to me like you think that Christians are being victimized or society is trying to push them down. Im sure most would agree its quite the opposite, but whatever.
[This message has been edited by SEN D-F (edited 04-06-2004).]
bigtmoney
2004-04-07, 22:42
Are you fucking kidding. Saying that abortion (to a christian and many nonchristians abortion equals murder) should be a seperate issue not involving morals is plain stupid. Same with gay marriage (commiting an extreme act of lust or adultery, again to christians and non christians) and cloning (screwing with nature, birth, whatever, and violating a friggin persons rights ie a scientist is choosing that a person will go through life knowing they are exactly the same as someone else and they aren't original they're just part of some fucked up science experiment).
Craftian
2004-04-07, 23:25
Your morals are very different from mine. I see nothing wrong with abortion, cloning or homosexuality.
Lots of people think abortion is murder, lots of people don't. Why are you right?
An act of lust? Jerking off is an act of lust, is it immoral?
Original? I'd say you're a pretty pathetic person if your only feeling of self worth comes from the fact that you're unique. Are identical twins any less human than anyone else? (btw, plenty of people are part of some fucked up science experiment - it's called in vitro fertilization)
bigtmoney
2004-04-07, 23:39
quote:Originally posted by Craftian:
Your morals are very different from mine. I see nothing wrong with abortion, cloning or homosexuality.
Lots of people think abortion is murder, lots of people don't. Why are you right?
An act of lust? Jerking off is an act of lust, is it immoral?
Original? I'd say you're a pretty pathetic person if your only feeling of self worth comes from the fact that you're unique. Are identical twins any less human than anyone else? (btw, plenty of people are part of some fucked up science experiment - it's called in vitro fertilization)
Exactly, your morals are different from mine. That's why it should be part of the debate. Jerking off is immoral, at least to me. Identical twins are quite different than a clone would be. Your wearing a blindfold if you think clones wouldn't have some serious stigma placed on them, not to mention the fact that clones would realize they don't really have a mom or dad when they are told their biological father and mother didn't even choose or have sex to get the kid, the clone is just some dna from some other person. That is why no fucking crazy ass doctor should be allowed to choose if the clone ie innocent person "exists" or not.
Edit: btw, just the fact that we are debating this should and the fact that you openly admit many other people share my views should be enough to prove to you that my side ie religion should have a place in these issues. You'd be a pathetic person if everytime someone disagreed with your opinion you go crying that the other side of the issue doesn't belong in the debate.
[This message has been edited by bigtmoney (edited 04-07-2004).]