I was at my uncles house a while back and he has this big statue of buddha( like two feet tall)

and over there we play a lot of poker and card games for money( gambling), anyways instead of praying to buddha I tell him," if I don't win this game of poker I'm gonna kick your ass". And everytime I say that I win at poker!Works like a charm.

Haha, good ole Buddha. He's building you up for a big fall. He'll let you have a little, then take even more away. I think a lesson is around the corner.