I'm a Neo Animist. I believe that the spirits that should inhabit the trees rocks in wild and empty spaces have been polluted and developed untill they moved into computers and coke vending machines etc.

Great reverence is needed to these spirits in order to get any result from these spirits.

Are there any other Neo Animists out there?

does it count if the toaster's my bitch?

I push the handle and it cooks, EVERY TIME!

I am a post-neo-tribalist.

Dear Rabbits

Does your toaster ever burn you toast?

You may have cowered the spirit of your toaster but it will fight back, beware when taking a bath!!!

quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:

does it count if the toaster's my bitch?

I push the handle and it cooks, EVERY TIME!



Hehe.

Damn, I knew it's been planning something!

I even unplug it all the time...

Would appologizing help? Maybe cleaning it?

I wouldn't want to make it so angry it messes up my toast... I mean, I don't use it that much, but it's important! If the cheese doesn't set well on the toast, then the ketchup will make it all slippery and I'll end up getting eggs dropped all over the place...

Should I make an offering of some kind, to let it know that I appreciate it? Maybe it is willing to forgive me for using it to light a match that time...

quote:Originally posted by Mad dog:

I'm a Neo Animist. I believe that the spirits that should inhabit the trees rocks in wild and empty spaces have been polluted and developed untill they moved into computers and coke vending machines etc.

Great reverence is needed to these spirits in order to get any result from these spirits.



On what do you base this ludicrous assertion?

Hey!

Don't bad mouth the animist!

...Toaster says kick your ass http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)...

Oh, well, I stand completely corrected. I'll just go burn some incense so the spirits of the world don't make trees fall over and buildings collapse.

For shit sakes...

and then we can all meet in the park for s'mores...

or pudding pops! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)...