View Full Version : Jesus got ran over by a reindeer
Snoil-nine
2004-05-16, 09:15
If jesus was alive today would he floss?
Jesus was a Jew, right? so does that mean Judaism was the "right" religion before "christ" came?
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-05-16, 14:56
What do you think he would drive?
---Beany---
2004-05-16, 15:25
quote:Originally posted by Snoil-nine:
Jesus was a Jew, right?
Maybe, until he became self realised/enlightened/etc.
TheDragon
2004-05-16, 22:02
Yes...Judaism basically covers the Old Testament. They were waiting for a Messiah, and when he came...some still didn't believe. The Messiah was supposed to fulfill the prophecy or whatever, and at that point Judaism would be obsolete. However, the people who killed Jesus didn't believe he was Messiah so...yeah.
agent666
2004-05-17, 03:19
hey, that sure is a handy bit of information.
afrodeeziak87
2004-05-17, 03:56
quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:
What do you think he would drive?
something nice, but not new.
a classic probably
not too fast, but definently a drop top.
some peice of shit citroen that he works on night and day to keep running.
Run Screaming
2004-05-17, 18:26
How would he vote?
What kind of kronik would be smoke?