This one time I was hanging out with god or "Vindalou" looking at the universe from the heavens and I asked him "what is death like?" and he said he would show me.

From there I went on a crazy journey where my mind was released from my body and free to travel in and dimension and conseption my brain could come up with. And past.

Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.

It was a totally awesome adventure...

This one time, at a band camp..

Sounds like ya'll got fuxxored on shrooms!

Yeah, that's about the same as what god showed me, except for the errors in spelling and grammar.

quote:Originally posted by Durell:

Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.

It was a totally awesome adventure...

Excellent adventure or bogus journey, you dumb fuck. Just messing.

quote:Originally posted by Durell:

Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.

It was a totally awesome adventure...

DUDE! me and my friends Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure! similar to yours!

Yeah, one time I was taking a leak and there was this guy next to me, a strange guy with a flowing white beard and a white robe. I knew it was God, so I said what came natural: "Jesus, God, you must be hung like a horse." and he said, "No, actually, I'm not, and if you tell anyone I swear to Allah I will lightning bolt your ass." That was the day I learned that God is a muslim.

And another time, when I was walking around I saw Spider-Man swinging on his web lik usually, but behind him was God! Or the Vulture, I mean, who really knows? Might've been Carnage...