I have convinced several dumb ass ppl that myself and my friend are God and the Devil. We even had two people confess their 'sins' to us! LMAO

Congratulations. Found a cult and exploit their gullability for your own benefit.

Are you in need of a holy scribe? I'd love to get in on the ground floor of a cult.

Make money!

You have to be discreet about it though because people start thinking when you ask them for money. You have to come up with a really good and deceptive reason for requiring their money.

What the hell did you do to brainwash these suckers anyway?