i love bigoted religious sites

sites like www.chick.com (http://www.chick.com)

they want me to PAY to get a laugh out of their comics, cause they are so unrealistic

isn't making someone pay for it like whoring jesus out?

i mean come on, i could have my life saved by this thing, but no, they wanna make a quick buck off me, lol

i love these people

they make me laugh

whats better is when i quote the bible at them (judge not lest ye be judged), and they never respond to my emials, i wonder why, lol

anyway, im interested in ur replies, if there are any, lol

I'm on his mailing list.

That guy's hillarious!

Cheers,

Lost

i believe we can expect great posts from you.......

I wonder if Jesus would wear a WWJD braclet. I think he would, Jesus is fucking cool.

quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

I wonder if Jesus would wear a WWJD braclet. I think he would, Jesus is fucking cool.

If I were Jesus, I'd wear a tophat and ride the Batmobile around. I'd also have a penguin named Pengy. Those bigotted sites do suck, but if I were the big j-dogg upstairs, I wouldn't.

If I were Jesus, I'd turn rebellious in my teens and be all like "STFU God, I'll do what teh fuck I like", and I'd become teh pimp and it'd own. Yes.

Admit it: If you were Jesus you'd be drunk all the time. Anybody who can turn water to wine would.

I met Jesus on Counter-Strike. True Story.

Back on topic, it'd be great to make money out of talking shit all day, which is exacly what these people are doing... it's times like these I wish I had weaker morals.

If I were Jesus I'd turn my the water in blood into wine.

BAC becomes ABC

quote:Originally posted by Craftian:

If I were Jesus I'd turn my the water in blood into wine.

That'd be some gross wine.