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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Pagan_Guru
2004-06-11, 13:03
I hate you...
quote:Originally posted by Pagan_Guru:
I hate you...
how come?
Aphelion Corona
2004-06-11, 16:10
Or because he's dead?
lol. Yet I thought they crucified people by the base of the hand?
---Beany---
2004-06-11, 21:37
Or coz they didn't have mnm's then.
inquisitor_11
2004-06-12, 05:25
Yes they did, it's just that the illuminati doesn't want you to know. It's all in the Nestle Code.
Craftian
2004-06-12, 13:51
Why do so many women love Jesus?
/me holds up his arms like he's been crucified.
Because he's hung like this.
(yeah, it works better visually)
Aphelion Corona
2004-06-12, 14:56
quote:Originally posted by Craftian:
Why do so many women love Jesus?
/me holds up his arms like he's been crucified.
Because he's hung like this.
(yeah, it works better visually)
lol