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claydog1134
2004-06-19, 09:37
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
Optimus Prime
2004-06-19, 09:43
Childish riddle...it's nothing.
I am The Prime that is Optimus.
So 'gigantic cock', isn't the answer?
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
Nothing????
Aphelion Corona
2004-06-21, 11:02
nothing.
What exactly is nothing though...
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
EGOTISM ... The FRUIT of the Tree of Knowledge: The RASHIONED Perimeter Absolutes of the Five Senses.
Being EGOTISTICAL in what one knows is a MORTAL (Temporal Structure Matrix of "SIN".) TRAP.
chaoszero
2004-06-21, 16:15
ummmm.....
Dirt?
sp0rkius
2004-06-21, 17:10
I know this one! I know this one! Sex! No. can't eat sex. Heroin! Yeah.
KikoSanchez
2004-06-22, 08:23
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
Knowing not what heaven or hell are like, this cannot possibly be answered by any human, plus the dead cannot eat. Dumbest riddle EVER.
Craftian
2004-06-23, 20:16
d00d, that's kind of the point...
If the dead don't eat, they eat nothing.
KikoSanchez
2004-06-23, 22:42
Is it possible for something to 'eat nothing' if eating is not possible for it? Looking at the semantics, I would say no.
Cap'n Grok
2004-06-23, 23:48
quote:Originally posted by Enjoi56:
What exactly is nothing though...
A lack of anything.
Fascistsmasher
2004-06-24, 04:55
Not the lack of anything, but the absense of everything.
[This message has been edited by Fascistsmasher (edited 06-24-2004).]
Cap'n Grok
2004-06-24, 10:34
Gah, semantics. I suppose lack implies that something should be there, but it was with the same intention http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif).
Phrensied Rabbits
2004-06-24, 15:50
quote:Originally posted by Durell:
So 'gigantic cock', isn't the answer?
"The dead eat it"
lmao http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
Enbalming fluid. gets you drunker than a lord in heaven, a hangover worse than hell, the dead are full of it, and the living drink it and die.
Now, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-06-25, 08:12
why do some people insist on looking at riddles logically?