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midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey
2004-07-04, 10:02
www.ulc.org (http://www.ulc.org) i got ordained online! i can bless people haha!this church accepts any religion,now all i gotta do is pick one.anyone wanna get married?

Loc Dogg
2004-07-04, 10:27
Accepts any religion? So that church can marry two Satanists who want to sacrifice goats and drink blood and masturbate with the livers of dead babies on their wedding day?

midgeymonkeymonkeymidgey
2004-07-04, 18:14
no animal sacrifices allowed.downer. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

MasterPython
2004-07-04, 23:09
I think if you ordain new 15 ministers for them you become a Saint. Not sure where on thier site I read that though. You should read the laws for your State before you try to marry anyone.

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Gyhth
2004-07-05, 00:05
quote:Originally posted by Loc Dogg:

Accepts any religion? So that church can marry two Satanists who want to sacrifice goats and drink blood and masturbate with the livers of dead babies on their wedding day?

If I may, those people would not be considered Satanists. Satanists are not allowed to harm animals unless it is for food or the animal is endangering you or someone else. As well, it is against religious ideals to drink blood. As well, Satanists are not allowed to use any form of organs for self pleasure. Satanists are to respect all things that exist because they too exist.



Here is the rule of the earth to back up the no sacrifice statement:

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Basicly, what you described and called a satanist is in all actuality a devil worshiper. It's understandable you can get the two confused, largly because people just throw the two groups together, when in all actualty their total opposites http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by Gyhth (edited 07-05-2004).]

Gustave
2004-07-05, 00:20
I'm a reverend as well... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

SARDONICPILLOW
2004-07-05, 01:25
quote:Originally posted by Gyhth:

If I may, those people would not be considered Satanists. Satanists are not allowed to harm animals unless it is for food or the animal is endangering you or someone else. As well, it is against religious ideals to drink blood. As well, Satanists are not allowed to use any form of organs for self pleasure. Satanists are to respect all things that exist because they too exist.



Here is the rule of the earth to back up the no sacrifice statement:

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Basicly, what you described and called a satanist is in all actuality a devil worshiper. It's understandable you can get the two confused, largly because people just throw the two groups together, when in all actualty their total opposites http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by Gyhth (edited 07-05-2004).]

that's not the only type of satanism.

there's LeVeyan, traditional, modern, luciferian, and many other types

shuu
2004-07-05, 14:39
Modern basically is LaVeyan, traditional usually means the worship of satan as an actual entity, devil worship is not really satanism, spiritual satanism is usually the same as traditional except I would think "traditional" is more like the satanism of medi-evil times with inverted catholic rites, ex-preists and human/animal sacrifice to "lord satan" and massive orgies, spiritual satanism is more like a veiw on satan alot different to the christian veiw on satan, no animal/human sacrifice, occasionally some sexual stuff, but mostly occult and spirituality.

shuu
2004-07-05, 14:40
oh luciferian is really good and debunking the bible and christianity as well as liberating ex-christians or people who have been programmed