Anyone know how to do a proper ritual to sell your soul to satan in exchange for something? Ive seen many sites claiming that if you give them your name and a request they will do it for you, but that sounds crazy.

I also came across this book: http://www.doktorsnake.com/

and it says it has stories of people performing the ritual but not clear if it actually has the steps on doing it in the book.

So does anyone know how to do it?

why would you want to?

What if Satan doesn't want to buy it?

Besides, there's plenty of other negs in the afterlife to bother you. Why focus on Lucifer? It's so cliche, man.

Who on earth told you you had a soul? Then who told them? Who figured it out?

quote: author of the best-selling Doktor Snake's Voodoo Spellbook

quote:welcome you to the most magical and mysterious website on the entire Internet

Am I the only one who after reading those lines thinks that the guy is a charlatan?

Ill sell my soul for like $9.98 plus tax (How much it will cost for me to buy two bottles of cough syrup). I don't accept checks or money orders. Cash only please. (Offer not availbe to residents of Idaho, Maine and New Guinea)

Do I get a bill of sale and certificate of authenticity?

How can you sell something thats already been sold?

According to the Bible...Your soul was sold the first time you sinned!

Thats Why you need a Redeemer (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=redeem&x=19&y=20).

quote:Gal 3:13 Christ hath redeemed us from the curse of the law, being made a curse for us: for it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree:

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Do I get a bill of sale and certificate of authenticity?

Sure you can, And ill even autograph it!

Cool. Throw in a Fun Size(TM) bag of Doritos and we've got a deal.

only if i could get real answers to my questions on totse w/o the bs........

Ask Bullshit questions get bullshit answers...

quote:Originally posted by YupThisAlex:

only if i could get real answers to my questions on totse w/o the bs........

You should find a voodooo forum or forum run by satanists, in other words find a place where peole know more abouit that stuff.

This place is for discussing religions, but in general, so you have a little chance to meet someone with a 100% right answer to your question.

You won't b able to laugh or anjoy anything if you sell your soul. Remember when bart sold his?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

You won't b able to laugh or anjoy anything if you sell your soul. Remember when bart sold his?

Yeah, if you think you're going to hell, your life will suck. I thought I was going there for a while, and it was the most depressed you could ever be. Nothing was funny or enjoyable...

Go get a lighter and light it and burn you finger with it and think this is my whole body, not for a second, not for millions of years, or trillions of years, or trillions of trillions of years, but forever... Yeah, that sucked. I was ready to shoot myself and get it started.

Listen if hell were to exist it wouldn't be a place of fire. It would be a mental state of complete confusion and fear.

Hell may or may not exist, but if you have any morals then you're far from it.

There's a line between ignorance and enlightenment. You naturally move towards enlightenment via life experiences. So don't go around worrying about hell (even tho I know you jsut said you don't)