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noskillz
2004-07-06, 21:04
Do mormons really fuck through a hole in a sheet?

Kw0nLiE
2004-07-06, 21:15
You have issues,and someone should lock this thread up nice and tight before it becomes one of those retarded fucking sex threads in GOD'S forum!!

you dumbass don't start shit like this..

MasterPython
2004-07-06, 22:53
I don't think that most mormons do this Mormons do this. There might be a few out there but I doubt it is an oficail part of thier religion.

I have heard of this practice being preformed by the Huderites as a way to introduce new genes into their comunities. And that men can recieve five hundred dollars for their services. I have not been offered myself and am repeating this as a third hand story.

Craftian
2004-07-06, 22:53
I've heard that about a bunch of different groups (Quakers, Mennonites, etc.), but I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.

theBishop
2004-07-07, 05:57
Mormons do not use the hole in the sheet. I don't even think Amish do, but the Amish do leave their clothes on.

inquisitor_11
2004-07-08, 08:54
Does that mean that Amish couples never get to see each other naked?

deptstoremook
2004-07-08, 21:27
That's a Jewish stereotype.

vazilizaitsev89
2004-07-11, 01:54
mormons constantly come to my door and ive asked them to stop. But they keep comin are there any legal ways to stop it?(dont wanna do anything illegal)

MasterPython
2004-07-11, 04:50
Built a sacraficing alter in your yard and leave bones on it. If not bones ketchup. Or a goat head. If I were a mormon and saw that i would give that house a pass.

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 07-11-2004).]

neX
2004-07-13, 22:19
get a big sign on your door that says:

NO SOLICITING!

(that means you mormons!)

NotAJew
2004-07-15, 01:27
I was born into Mormonism, but I'm not active in it or anything. I mean I honestly don't see where so many idiotic stereotypes come from. Be more practical about it...

mizled
2004-07-16, 18:22
The truly important question to ask is:

Does SaturnRocketX fuck through a hole in his sheet?