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JMcSmoky
2004-07-09, 21:33
Please come down from your mountain in heaven (or wherever you hang out these days). Some of us are broke and starving, others are fighting, others have nasty diseases and other problems, and overall there's some serious shit happening down here. In fact, there are lots of people who are so miserable that they wish they had never come, and they just want to go home.

Since you are the creator of the universe and all, we were all hoping you could come on down and do a little routine maintenance, for as you know, we humans are doing a shit job of keeping everything in the proper condition. It's not that we're ingrateful (great job on the creation part, by the way), but even the nicest places need a little brushing-up every now and then.

Thanks for everything and have mercy on our souls and so on and so forth.

Sincerely,

the residents of Planet Earth

p.s.- While you're here, could you do something about these damn mosquitos as well?

[This message has been edited by JMcSmoky (edited 07-09-2004).]

deptstoremook
2004-07-09, 21:46
Dear god I hope you got the letter and I hope that you can make it better down here;

I don't want a big reduction in the price of beer.

What's the name of that song?

The_Rabbi
2004-07-09, 23:45
Dear God,

I realize that you left us to fend for ourselves. The other folks here don't.

P.S.: Sorry God, but I've taken up allegiance with one of your competitors. I know you don't mind, they're more interested in humanity than you are.

Zman
2004-07-10, 00:40
Dear God,

I know you're doing the best you can. How could You do less? I realize that suffering doesn't dissprove Your existance or that You don't care. You give us free will but enough hints, that if we don't block You out, we will know You.



I don't deserve what You gave me. I don't have discipline, I wouldn't give my all for You or anything You care about like You would for me.

Thank You so much, I'll do the best I can.

Optimus Prime
2004-07-10, 01:15
Dear God,

You don't exist.

Sincerely, Adam.

The_Rabbi
2004-07-10, 01:48
quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

Dear God,

You don't exist.

Sincerely, Adam.

Why are you talking to someone that you believe doesn't exist?

Are you perhaps a bit insane?

Optimus Prime
2004-07-10, 03:25
I'd say I'm far more than a bit insane. It happens to be one of the more common side effects of being further out there than even a nihilist.

09373473
2004-07-10, 04:28
Dear God,

Waffles > Pancakes.

p.s.: Hamsters are evil.

Edit- Oh, yeah, could you maybe prove your existence, and maybe get some beings from other planets here?

Thanks.



[This message has been edited by 09373473 (edited 07-10-2004).]

The_Rabbi
2004-07-10, 05:29
quote:Originally posted by Optimus Prime:

I'd say I'm far more than a bit insane. It happens to be one of the more common side effects of being further out there than even a nihilist.

Hah. You wish.

If you were even further gone than a nihilist, you wouldn't bother to make a post like that.

Mr.Happy
2004-07-10, 15:07
Dear God,

Ignore everyone else. Make me rich and you will be saved when I bring about the end.

Sincerly, Happy

icantthinkofaname
2004-07-10, 16:39
Dear God

PISS OFF!

I hope you take my request with the utmost sincerety and consideration.

Dave.

xtreem5150ahm
2004-07-10, 17:01
To kinda quote Your Son, forgive them Father, for they know not of what they say.

I ask this in Jesus' name, Amen.

Optimus Prime
2004-07-10, 18:49
quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Hah. You wish.

If you were even further gone than a nihilist, you wouldn't bother to make a post like that.

Even someone as hopeless as me has to have fun while I'm on this shit of a rock called Earth http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) You can trust me on my complete lack of hope.

neX
2004-07-10, 21:35
dear god

go to hell

---Beany---
2004-07-11, 13:43
Dear God, please help me to trust you. I love everything I hear about you, but I want to be with you and know you. I want to love you and feel your love for me.

Please help me out. Please guide me before I completely lose my way.

---Beany---
2004-07-11, 13:44
quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

To kinda quote Your Son, forgive them Father, for they know not of what they say.

I ask this in Jesus' name, Amen.

Amen to that.