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Neo's Back
2004-08-27, 07:30
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Is there a religion that's Anti Jesus?

Digital_Savior
2004-08-27, 08:58
Yes. They're called Satanism, paganism, socialism, and communism... http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

RAOVQ
2004-08-27, 09:56
your wit astounds me.

Charles Thunder
2004-08-27, 13:16
The word “Christian” was originally intended to be an insult. It means “Little Christ.”

Digital_Savior
2004-08-27, 20:29
quote:Originally posted by Charles Thunder:

The word “Christian” was originally intended to be an insult. It means “Little Christ.”

To even be called "little Christ" would be a compliment.

Digital_Savior
2004-08-27, 20:31
quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

your wit astounds me.

And your lack of wit astounds ME.

MasterPython
2004-08-27, 23:31
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Yes. They're called Satanism, paganism, socialism, and communism... http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

Only the teenage punk Satanist's belive in Jesus so only a small number of Satanists are anti Jesus. Most Pagans also don't belive in Jesus so they can not be against him. Socialism and communism are system of government not religions. They are agaist all religions equally.

Social Junker
2004-08-27, 23:58
quote:Originally posted by Neo's Back:

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Is there a religion that's Anti Jesus?

I can't take you seriously after that stupid junk you posted in BLTC.

Digital_Savior
2004-08-28, 00:34
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Only the teenage punk Satanist's belive in Jesus so only a small number of Satanists are anti Jesus. Most Pagans also don't belive in Jesus so they can not be against him. Socialism and communism are system of government not religions. They are agaist all religions equally.

To be Anti-Jesus would mean to be against him, or deny his existence (in my opinion). That could be construed as "reaching", but Jesus is a historical person, whether you believe he is the son of God or not.

So, these groups of people tend to make fun of him, rebel against him, or downright pretend like he didn't exist.

Either way, it's anti-jesus.

Just like I am anti-Nazi, though I don't belong to a group of people that specifically represents this mentality.

[This message has been edited by Digital_Savior (edited 08-29-2004).]

MasterPython
2004-08-28, 00:53
"If your not with us your against us"

Where have we heard that before?

AngrySquirrel
2004-08-28, 04:17
Nah, actually I don't. I think Jesus was a cool guy who was greatly misunderstood and ironically his beliefs were hijacked to serve the cause he died fighting against.

Social Junker
2004-08-28, 04:40
I believe Jesus was a enlightened teacher, but not the son of god. I believe there was an historical Jesus, does this make me anti-Jesus?

inquisitor_11
2004-08-28, 05:19
^that depends on whether or not there is a divergence between the 'Historical Jesus' and the 'Christ of Faith'...

aTribeCalledSean
2004-08-28, 05:54
quote:Originally posted by inquisitor_11:

^that depends on whether or not there is a divergence between the 'Historical Jesus' and the 'Christ of Faith'...





there was.

prince charles
2004-08-28, 09:32
quote:Originally posted by Neo's Back:

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Is there a religion that's Anti Jesus?

Yes i think the christian religion is anti jesus if not only for its hypocracy.

judiasm Is also anti jesus the talmud says nasty things about him and encourages jews to spit on the cross and call the virgin mary a slut.

Anyway jesus was a zombie if he was raised from the dead.

did you know that barabus's first name was jesus,and when the crowd shouted the name jesus to decide who would be spared, they made a mistake and crusifyde the wrong person.

Loc Dogg
2004-08-28, 10:10
Not intentionally. I asked this one Christian, "If Jesus loves everyone, would he love Muslims and Satanists?"

My friend burst in laughter and the Cristian said nothing. Did I make fun of Christ? I'm not sure.

Run Screaming
2004-08-28, 18:45
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

To even be called "little Christ" would be a compliment.

Look up "cretin" sometime.

Gaspode
2004-08-28, 21:06
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aTribeCalledSean
2004-08-28, 22:40
quote:Originally posted by Gaspode:

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HAHAHAHHHAHAHA.

Thread is over now.

Aphelion Corona
2004-08-28, 23:47
quote:Originally posted by prince charles:

the talmud says nasty things about him and encourages jews to spit on the cross and call the virgin mary a slut.



What. the. fuck?

Where does it say that?

Digital_Savior
2004-08-29, 00:33
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

"If your not with us your against us"

Where have we heard that before?

Yup...such a hard concept, isn't it ?

*lol*

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Digital_Savior
2004-08-29, 00:45
quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I believe Jesus was a enlightened teacher, but not the son of god. I believe there was an historical Jesus, does this make me anti-Jesus?

Yes, because he taught (from his own mouth) that he was the son of God.

Gaspode
2004-08-29, 03:56
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Tadgh
2004-08-29, 05:48
quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

I believe Jesus was a enlightened teacher, but not the son of god. I believe there was an historical Jesus, does this make me anti-Jesus?

same here... jesus was just a smart guy, he was no prophet..

aTribeCalledSean
2004-08-29, 07:19
quote:Originally posted by Tadgh:

same here... jesus was just a smart guy, he was no prophet..

Actually he was a prophet.

Biblically, a prophet is a mouthpiece of God, a social/moral/religious conscience for the people, Jesus did just that.

Now him being the Messiah is up for question, but he was definately a prophet.

Finn
2004-08-30, 18:56
I think Jesus would've thrown great parties. I figure he can make water into some booze 'stead of wine... walk on water, cure hang overs, resurrection's a great party trick.

Hey what's the difference 'ween an oil painting and Jesus? The oil painting only takes one nail!

inquisitor_11
2004-08-31, 11:00
quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

Actually he was a prophet.

Biblically, a prophet is a mouthpiece of God, a social/moral/religious conscience for the people, Jesus did just that.

Now him being the Messiah is up for question, but he was definately a prophet.

^ thats one thing most Jews, Muslims, Bhuddists and Hindus and christians can agree upon (well, maybe not all christians).

quote:there was.



anyhoo... this makes me think that it might be time for a HJ thread...

(as in Historical Jesus, not Hitler Youth... although maybe we need one of those threads too)

benz
2004-08-31, 15:31
Well Neo there are reglions that do not belive in jesues but are not againts him. Let'take Islam for an example. See they belive that jesues was a messenger sent by god. Any way they might be a few religons that are againts him



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benz
2004-08-31, 15:34
Well Neo there are reglions that do not belive in jesues but are not againts him. Let'take Islam for an example. See they belive that jesues was a messenger sent by god. Any way they might be a few religons that are againts him



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likuidsmoke
2004-09-01, 03:48
I would think that Jesus would like to have people laughing in his name, nothing relieves the soul of worrisome burdens better than a hearty laugh.

Digital_Savior
2004-09-01, 07:18
If anyone would like to see what Jesus was probably REALLY like, then I would recommend The Visual Bible series of Matthew, on DVD or VHS.

This isn't a shameless plug...in this series, the book of Matthew is re-enacted, word for word. Jesus is shown laughing, wrestling around with his followers, getting angry, and weeping with sorrow.

He has a full range of human emotions, and this version truly opened my eyes to the fact that though he was the son of God, when he was here, he was still HUMAN.

It's awesome...I highly recommend it.

aTribeCalledSean
2004-09-01, 07:30
Thanks digi.

Digital_Savior
2004-09-02, 01:32
You're very welcome, Tribe.

If you'd like a copy, I own it. I could send it to you, if you'd like.

It's THAT good. *lol*

aTribeCalledSean
2004-09-02, 07:26
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

You're very welcome, Tribe.

If you'd like a copy, I own it. I could send it to you, if you'd like.

It's THAT good. *lol*



I'm immensely tempted.......

hmm............

Or I could probably find it at my local christian store, no?

Where could I find it myself.

I don't wanna deal with e-perverts like you. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) . Givin you my address and whatnot.

i_love_opiate
2004-09-03, 20:05
i once teased Jesus about his mom supposedly being a virgin. i asked him why the hell his dad wouldn't give her any sausage.

Digital_Savior
2004-09-03, 20:14
quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:



I'm immensely tempted.......

hmm............

Or I could probably find it at my local christian store, no?

Where could I find it myself.

I don't wanna deal with e-perverts like you. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif) . Givin you my address and whatnot.

HAHAHAHA ! I don't have the fortitude necessary to stalk you, my friend. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Anywho, I would recommend looking on eBay. It sells retail for almost $100 for the series (both Acts and Matthew), and I got mine from eBay for $20.

The markup would be even higher at a Christian bookstore...I don't recommend that avenue.

Do you have a job that I could mail it to ? *shrugs* It's up to you...$20, or free. *lol*

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