http://www.densitychurch.org/

bumpity bump this is important, you get to EMAIL JEYZUS!

Also, kids, see how Pastor Brian handles the question of Is a nocturnal emission a sin?" (http://www.densitychurch.org/discharges.html) I think you'll be shocked with his answer! Looks like somebody doesn't believe the Law of the Old Testament was replaced with the Law of Christ!

PS-Further examination of that site makes me think that this site is a hoax (99% sure), it has stuff so damn crazy that nobody in their right mind would believe.

PSS-Yep, this site is making fun of the Destiny Church ( http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/ )

Funny thing is, they had me going there for a while...

[This message has been edited by Social Junker (edited 10-01-2004).]

There is no need to email jesus as he is all knowing and ya can just pray to him. mailto:jesus@densitychurch.org stupid fuckers

i think ill send him a gmail invite

quote:Originally posted by Social Junker:

Also, kids, see how Pastor Brian handles the question of Is a nocturnal emission a sin?" (http://www.densitychurch.org/discharges.html) I think you'll be shocked with his answer! Looks like somebody doesn't believe the Law of the Old Testament was replaced with the Law of Christ!

PS-Further examination of that site makes me think that this site is a hoax (99% sure), it has stuff so damn crazy that nobody in their right mind would believe.

PSS-Yep, this site is making fun of the Destiny Church ( http://www.destinychurch.org.nz/ )

Funny thing is, they had me going there for a while...

[This message has been edited by Social Junker (edited 10-01-2004).]

Actually, even in the new testement, lust for anyone whome you are not married to is considered adultery (married or not) so unless you're getting off on that awesome sauted garlic and tomato speghetti sauce you had for dinner last night, it's a sin. See first corinthians i believe, its been a while, but i know it's defined by paul.

to quote some great poet, though not great enough that I recall his name

"It's oft been said by friars

That wishing and the crime are one

And heaven punishes desires

As much as if the crime were done

If heaven damns us, you and I

Are damned to all our hearts content

Come then, let us enjoy

some pleasure for our punishment"

[This message has been edited by TrailRider (edited 10-02-2004).]