View Full Version : Thought I'd annoy the christians a little.
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 21:28
Posted this in a thread in B&M, because that christian girl pissed me off... figured I'd share this with you guys.
The way I see it, christianity is one big cult. Think about it... in short, it's all "Join our religion or you'll go to hell".
If you study how cults work, then take a look at christianity and the way they convert people, you'll see what I'm talking about. You can call me a heathen (by the way, that's an incorrect term because 'heathen' by definition is a 'person who hasn't yet been introduced into the ideas of christianity', which I damn well have and I'm sick of it), you can tell me I'm going to hell, you can tell me god won't love me, you can tell me anything you damn well want. Nothing you can say is going to change my views.
Your religion is bullshit, your philosophy is bullshit. You're wasting your life, depriving yourself of all life's pleasures, and for what? Because you'll suffer eternal damnation for it? Think about it this way... you can't tell me honestly you've never had an impure thought. Human nature denies total free will. The more you tell yourself not to do something, there's always that little inkling that wants you to do the opposite. As much as you'd hate to admit it, there is always temptation. You're always tempted to do certain things, because it's human nature.
Ever woken up in the morning and thought to yourself, "I'll just lie in five more minutes"? That's temptation, and by your logic you've sinned. Interesting... so you go to church, you say your prayers, and all is forgiven. See, what I don't get about this is, if your sins are forgiven just like that, what's stopping you from going out and enjoying yourself? Of course, logically speaking there's a big difference between getting drunk off your ass and having sex with a bunch of people, and having impure thoughts.
But really, think to yourself just for a moment. If you're really that worried about sinning, you should be shitting yourself around the clock. Every little thought that could be considered wrong, every little movement you make that may be sinful, those tiny little things add up, and you've committed multiple sins before you even realise it.
And you go to church, say your prayers, and everything is fine. You sit there in your false hope that everything is fine, everything is forgiven. In a few hours time you'll have sinned anyway. So what's the point? Go out, enjoy yourself, have a good fucking time. Because in the end, all that really matters is you. If you're worried about going to hell for having a little fun, then you really are weak-minded as they come, and have no free will.
I admire anyone who actually takes the time to read this all, and takes it in. Any christian who replies to this with flames or threats, well... that just proves how weak they really are. I can guarantee the majority of christians who read this will be totally outraged after a few lines, then jump straight to the flaming. Go right ahead... you'll only further prove my point that you're weak-minded.
I may laugh at your expense. I may pity your foolishness. Depends on how I'm feeling.
prince charles
2004-10-26, 22:17
Im really shocked at such blasphemy ,How dare you, I will pray for your soul but you must stop your wicked ways of thinking and accept and live by the word of the lord Otherwise you will spend eternity in the burning fires of eternal damnation
The serpent has got you So You must wash yourself daily with the words of the lord to cast off the serpent,and whip your family if they wander off the path of christian rightousness.I will pray for you.Dont worry your time is at hand Sayeth the lord.
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 22:20
Thanks for the laugh. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
prince charles
2004-10-26, 22:27
Dont you be laughing at me young man, Im trying to pray for you and save you. and I bet you wont be laughing when satan rams his big red hot poker up your ass,
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 22:29
Your ignorance fills me with glee. You've been indoctrinated, your head filled with all these ideas... look at all it stops you from doing. There's no reason for it.
Don't pray for me. I may just return the favour... and you won't like that. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
91stParallel
2004-10-26, 22:30
This is precisely why many Christians are rethinking their faith. Yes, there are hard-core ones who refuse to be open-minded on most issues, but, there is a growing number of people who agree that Christianity has become just another cult. They are sick of it and are looking for something that is more fitting to their beliefs. I'd say that a vast majority of totseans are actually open minded and actively searching for a more "perfect" religion than Christianity.
Wow...yes...I did just say that most people on totse were open-minded..........
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 22:34
Seems like charles here is a little on the hardcore side. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)
prince charles
2004-10-26, 22:37
Satans big red hot poker up your ass too you Infidel but Dont worry I will pray to baby jesus for you.
91stParallel
2004-10-26, 22:42
Dear Charlie,
Welcome to hell....
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 22:42
You said ass. Sinner!
See, this is what I'm talking about. You sit here and you threaten me with hell and all that shit. You really think it's going to change me? I'm not afraid of something that doesn't exist, unlike you. You're weak-minded, and have been brainwashed by those you were brought up by. You can't help what you believe... unfortunately for you, I realised at a very young age that what these people were trying to drum into my head was bullshit. There's no way you're going to change my beliefs, and I think it works both ways. However, while I may not be able to change your mind, I can guarantee there will be thoughts lingering in your mind... "What if he's right? What if I've been wasting my life all this time?".
Everyone has their beliefs... but are your beliefs truly your own? Seems to me you're just another product of society. You're a sheep.
[This message has been edited by Dr. Bint (edited 10-26-2004).]
ASH_shop_S-mart
2004-10-26, 23:18
quote:Originally posted by prince charles:
Dont you be laughing at me young man, Im trying to pray for you and save you. and I bet you wont be laughing when satan rams his big red hot poker up your ass,
That's an impure thought, you are going to hell. And for the record, I AM SATAN.......
But on a serious note, Bint you could'nt have summed it up better. I read the entire post and couldn't agree with you more, just the thought that if I don't give my will to god that I am going to hell makes me laugh. RELIGION IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL......The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, The Holy War, millions upon millions have lost thier lives due to religion. Now I'm not saying all religion is bad, I know good christians like prince here are not going to go around killing other people cause they don
't belive in god. But many many wars have been started because of religion.
Dr. Bint
2004-10-26, 23:20
http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
To Charles: If you had any shred of independent thought left, you'd read what I have to say and actually think about it, contemplate... consider that what I'm saying might actually make sense rather than taking the attitude, "He's arguing with my beliefs, so I'll just fire threats of eternal damnation in his direction and hopefully he'll go away".
Maybe if you actually used your fucking brain and thought about what I'm saying you could draw some real conclusions, and decide whether the path you've chosen really makes as much sense as you originally thought.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a nice guy. In real life I'd more than likely get along great with you. Contrary to what you may be thinking, I'm not a bad person. I just happen to have a different outlook on life, and I'm sorry that you can't accept that.
I think the kids from southpark said it best. "you shouldn't believe in something just because you're afraid of what might happen if you don't believe it"
I'd say that 90% of the people that go to church are there for social reasons. If they don't go then their "friends" and family will look down on them.
For example, go to a fancy church dressed as a homeless guy that hasn't bathed in a long time and look at all the looks you will most likely get.
Or run out of gas and see how many cars with the fish emblem will zip by you.
prince charles
2004-10-27, 00:23
How True, such hypocracy.
IMPURE THOUGHTS MUST BE CLEANSED WITH THE WORD OF THE LORD.
IN CONNFESION.
EVERY SUNDAY.
Bint, Charles is just being a cock. Smile once in a while.
ASH_shop_S-mart
2004-10-27, 00:36
quote:Originally posted by prince charles:
How True, such hypocracy.
IMPURE THOUGHTS MUST BE CLEANSED WITH THE WORD OF THE LORD.
IN CONNFESION.
EVERY SUNDAY.
Well your still going to hell. Sinner.....repent.
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-27, 01:06
quote:Originally posted by ASH_shop_S-mart:
And for the record, I AM SATAN.......
Umm, Satan? Remember when I said the Red Sox would come back to beat the Yankees? And you said there wasn't a chance in hell? And I said that there was and then we bet our souls, so that if you won, you'd get my soul and if I won, I'd get yours? Well. They did. The Red Sox won. So can I have your soul? c'mon, you already have so many and a deal is a deal damnit!
Also, Dr. Bint: Thank you. That was an excellent post. I enjoyed it very much. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
[This message has been edited by Sempre Solipsist (edited 10-27-2004).]
FisherofMen
2004-10-27, 02:47
So what happens if the Christians are right? Where are you then?
If you're right, then all that really happens is Christians live lives considered boring by your standards. But if the Christians are right, what happens to you?
Hammer&Sickle
2004-10-27, 02:57
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Posted this in a thread in B&M, because that christian girl pissed me off... figured I'd share this with you guys.
The way I see it, christianity is one big cult. Think about it... in short, it's all "Join our religion or you'll go to hell".
If you study how cults work, then take a look at christianity and the way they convert people, you'll see what I'm talking about. You can call me a heathen (by the way, that's an incorrect term because 'heathen' by definition is a 'person who hasn't yet been introduced into the ideas of christianity', which I damn well have and I'm sick of it), you can tell me I'm going to hell, you can tell me god won't love me, you can tell me anything you damn well want. Nothing you can say is going to change my views.
Your religion is bullshit, your philosophy is bullshit. You're wasting your life, depriving yourself of all life's pleasures, and for what? Because you'll suffer eternal damnation for it? Think about it this way... you can't tell me honestly you've never had an impure thought. Human nature denies total free will. The more you tell yourself not to do something, there's always that little inkling that wants you to do the opposite. As much as you'd hate to admit it, there is always temptation. You're always tempted to do certain things, because it's human nature.
Ever woken up in the morning and thought to yourself, "I'll just lie in five more minutes"? That's temptation, and by your logic you've sinned. Interesting... so you go to church, you say your prayers, and all is forgiven. See, what I don't get about this is, if your sins are forgiven just like that, what's stopping you from going out and enjoying yourself? Of course, logically speaking there's a big difference between getting drunk off your ass and having sex with a bunch of people, and having impure thoughts.
But really, think to yourself just for a moment. If you're really that worried about sinning, you should be shitting yourself around the clock. Every little thought that could be considered wrong, every little movement you make that may be sinful, those tiny little things add up, and you've committed multiple sins before you even realise it.
And you go to church, say your prayers, and everything is fine. You sit there in your false hope that everything is fine, everything is forgiven. In a few hours time you'll have sinned anyway. So what's the point? Go out, enjoy yourself, have a good fucking time. Because in the end, all that really matters is you. If you're worried about going to hell for having a little fun, then you really are weak-minded as they come, and have no free will.
I admire anyone who actually takes the time to read this all, and takes it in. Any christian who replies to this with flames or threats, well... that just proves how weak they really are. I can guarantee the majority of christians who read this will be totally outraged after a few lines, then jump straight to the flaming. Go right ahead... you'll only further prove my point that you're weak-minded.
I may laugh at your expense. I may pity your foolishness. Depends on how I'm feeling.
If you haven't noticed, Christianity isn't alone, Judaism damns pagans to hell, Christians damn pagans and jews to hell, Muslims damn all to hell. at least the fundamentalists do of each religion. The philosiphy is this "Be nice", oh that's not too hard is it? what one considers to be an impure thought depends on who you are talking about. Temptation is for temptations of wrong things, not sleeping in 5 minutes. According to YOUR belief of what Christians think is that temptation to do the right thing is wrong. When you are tempted to do something bad, its natural no problem, its whether you resist it or not is what matters. And you clearly don't understand anything about being forgiven, its not like "I need to be forgiven" okay your forgiven". While that may happen you truly haven't done anything. You haven't truly shown contrition. If you show contrition, in a prayer to God or a priest then you are TRULY forgiven, otherwise whatever you do is void. All this "enjoy yourself, you're missing out" is crap, I know more Christians who are happy with the lives they live compared to those who take drugs and get drunk and have illicit sex. They feel crappy about themselves despite the small euphoria they get from each one of those actions. all Enlightened people, be it Buddha or Christ, were truly happy, they didn't need substances to make them feel better.
Digital_Savior
2004-10-27, 05:03
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Seems like charles here is a little on the hardcore side. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)
Umm..in case you missed the obvious:
Prince is NOT a Christian. He has not-so-cleverly pretended to be one, in order to prove your point.
He does not, and should not, represent Christianity.
I can't believe you fell for that.
(He's a muslim, judging by his posts in the past, by the way. Or maybe that was PrinceCharmant...I can't remember.)
mixedbloods
2004-10-27, 06:00
Ugh. I agree with alot of that. But you must realize there is a difference between faith, religion, and spirituality. And theres a difference between Christianity and the Church.
Fake Christians will tell you "Do this or you'll go to hell." Hell is not mentioned in the bible. In Isaiah 14 it says the word 'hell' in the KJV, but the hebrew version simply uses the word meaning 'Land of the dead'.
There is no fire and brimstone described, that comes from Dante's Inferno, a book some dude wrote about his visions of hell. Don't take someones elses word for what the bible means, use your own mind. Have you read the bible? Do you understand the bible? Time changes, the bible doesnt, use your mind to form your own opinions about a book you interpreted yourself.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-27, 06:09
QUOTE Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
The way I see it, christianity is one big cult. Think about it... in short, it's all "Join our religion or you'll go to hell".
Actually, all have fallen short of the glory of God. So in reality, the religion has nothing to do with it. Christianity is really just a name for people that believe The Christ who is Jesus suffered, died, went to Hell (in our place), who was raised from the dead, and ascended to Heaven.
You can call me a heathen (by the way, that's an incorrect term because 'heathen' by definition is a 'person who hasn't yet been introduced into the ideas of christianity', which I damn well have and I'm sick of it),
your definition of 'heathen' is wrong. makes me wonder if your understanding of Christianity may be wrong as well.
Just curious, if you are sick of it, why would you post anything in a religious debate forum?
Heathen 1. an unconverted individual of a people that do not acknowledge the God of the Bible; a person who is neither a Jew, Christian, nor Muslim; pagan. 2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person. 3. of or pertaining to heathens; pagan. 4. irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized.
heath 1. a tract of open and uncultivated land; wasteland overgrown with shrubs
pagan 1. one of a people or community observing a polytheistic religion, as the ancient Romans and Greeks. 2. a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Muslim. 3. an irreligious or hedonistic person 4. pertaining to the worshipers of any religion that is neither Christian, Jew, or Muslim 5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of pagans. 6. irreligious and hedonistic
hedonist 1 a person whose life is devoted to the pursuit of pleasure and self-gratification
you can tell me I'm going to hell, you can tell me god won't love me, you can tell me anything you damn well want. Nothing you can say is going to change my views.
I can not tell you that you are going to Hell, as i am not the Lord God, who is the Judge. And if i told you that He doesnt/wont love you, i would be lying. God loves all His creation. Even you and me.
You are right though, there is nothing that any human can say to change your views... that is between you and Holy Spirit. Once one changes their veiws, that is when the work done by Jesus can take affect. After that, God does not need to judge you, He will accept you as His own.
You're wasting your life, depriving yourself of all life's pleasures, and for what? Because you'll suffer eternal damnation for it?
Life's pleasures? Like drugs? beating myself in the head with a hammer? Sex with strangers, so many that i lost count and so many that falliing in love with my wife was almost impossible? Gossiping about people? Getting into bar fights? Drinking so much that i not only got sick, but didnt know where i was or ended up, and how i got there? Hating people? Almost commiting suicide? Smart assed comments that hurt people? Are these the things that you find pleasurable? Except for the hammer upside my melon, these were the things that were my life.
You have no idea, if and how i am wasting my life now. Maybe it is you that is wasting your life. Am i really depriving myself of life's pleasures? I have done many things in my life, both good and bad, and as i get older i have seen that many of the things that i used to find as pleasurable, were in fact contrary to that and unproductive, not to mention harmful and dangerous (from both physical and spiritual reference points).
Think about it this way... you can't tell me honestly you've never had an impure thought.
Again, you are right!! And it still happens from time to time (not only impure thoughts but even actions), even though i have grown much in faith AND as a Christian. But it only happens when i "take my eyes off of God".
Human nature denies total free will. The more you tell yourself not to do something, there's always that little inkling that wants you to do the opposite. As much as you'd hate to admit it, there is always temptation. You're always tempted to do certain things, because it's human nature.
Here you are both right and wrong. Human nature = sinful nature. And sinful nature both denies freewill and embraces it. It denies freewill because it becomes a slave to itself. It embraces it by becoming consumed with the desire to be more enslaved.
Ever woken up in the morning and thought to yourself, "I'll just lie in five more minutes"? That's temptation, and by your logic you've sinned.
Yes, just about every morning i fight with the snooze button.
Being tempted is not a sin. A sin is a transgression against Divine Law. I dont recall God saying "thou shalt not get any extra sleep" but if it is more important than God, then yes, it would be a sin.
Interesting... so you go to church, you say your prayers, and all is forgiven. See, what I don't get about this is, if your sins are forgiven just like that, what's stopping you from going out and enjoying yourself?
Just so you understand, going to church and/or praying, is not what is salvation for sin. Salvation comes from the Grace of God because of Jesus work on the cross and through ones acceptance of the gift of Grace. Prayer, going to church...these are acts of devotion, of worship, of thankfulness. As for "what's stopping you from going out and enjoying yourself", the answer would be (1)nothing... except (2)thou shalt have no other gods before me and remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy. (3)How do you know i'm not enjoying myself worshipping?, but more than likely, you meant "Since you are saved why not go out and sin however you want". To this, the answer is: Out of love and thankfulness, we should try to not sin.
Of course, logically speaking there's a big difference between getting drunk off your ass and having sex with a bunch of people, and having impure thoughts.
Nope. A sin is a sin is a sin. Murder and thinking about telling a tiny little lie are sins. All sin is sin. There are no varying degrees. Although getting drunk (by itself), i think, technically is not a sin. But getting drunk does "take ones eyes off of God" and make temptation easier to succumb to.`
But really, think to yourself just for a moment. If you're really that worried about sinning, you should be shitting yourself around the clock. Every little thought that could be considered wrong, every little movement you make that may be sinful, those tiny little things add up, and you've committed multiple sins before you even realise it.
Why worry? One sin is enough to be sent to Hell. In fact, we are born with sin (original). And once saved, we are guiltless in God's eyes.
So what's the point? Go out, enjoy yourself, have a good fucking time. Because in the end, all that really matters is you.
No, you matter too. But God matters most.
If you're worried about going to hell for having a little fun, then you really are weak-minded as they come, and have no free will.
I'm not worried about going to Hell. Are you?
I do have fun: worshipping God, spending time with family and friends, work, reading, watching movies, golf, snowboard, windsurf, skydiving (once), travel, going out to eat, snorkling (not in a long time), camping, etc.
You already said that human nature denies free-will, so by your statement, if you have "human nature" then you have no free-will either. You can either be slave to human nature or servant of God... I have made my choice (freewill choice), will you continue on your path?
I admire anyone who actually takes the time to read this all, and takes it in.
Please, do not admire me. I am only a sower and a serf.
Any christian who replies to this with flames or threats, well... that just proves how weak they really are. I can guarantee the majority of christians who read this will be totally outraged after a few lines, then jump straight to the flaming. Go right ahead... you'll only further prove my point that you're weak-minded.
Proves? Guarantee? Outraged? Weak-minded?
What you were really doing, i think, was trying to "pick a fight". I hope that i have disappointed you.
I may laugh at your expense. I may pity your foolishness. Depends on how I'm feeling. /QUOTE
If you laugh, you may truely be laughing at yourown expense, for your own foolishness.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-27, 06:13
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Your ignorance fills me with glee. You've been indoctrinated, your head filled with all these ideas... look at all it stops you from doing. There's no reason for it.
Don't pray for me. I may just return the favour... and you won't like that. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
I think you may have missed Prince Charles sarcasm.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-27, 06:15
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
You said ass. Sinner!
See, this is what I'm talking about. You sit here and you threaten me with hell and all that shit. You really think it's going to change me? I'm not afraid of something that doesn't exist, unlike you. You're weak-minded, and have been brainwashed by those you were brought up by. You can't help what you believe... unfortunately for you, I realised at a very young age that what these people were trying to drum into my head was bullshit. There's no way you're going to change my beliefs, and I think it works both ways. However, while I may not be able to change your mind, I can guarantee there will be thoughts lingering in your mind... "What if he's right? What if I've been wasting my life all this time?".
Everyone has their beliefs... but are your beliefs truly your own? Seems to me you're just another product of society. You're a sheep.
[This message has been edited by Dr. Bint (edited 10-26-2004).]
again with the "guarantee"? Who are you trying to convince?
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-27, 06:24
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rlpinca:
I think the kids from southpark said it best. "you shouldn't believe in something just because you're afraid of what might happen if you don't believe it"
not willing to believe the Bible, but willing to quote Southpark as "gospel"??
Or run out of gas and see how many cars with the fish emblem will zip by you./QUOTE
Yes, that is ashame. Many dont live their faith. And even many that do live it, dont 100% of the time...which is also a shame.
But i would venture to say that just as many "fish with legs" emblems would zip by as well. But atleast they are being consistant with their belief. LOL
prince charles
2004-10-27, 11:38
You funny people
ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah ahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahaa
BUT you are SINNERShaha
ASH_shop_S-mart
2004-10-27, 18:53
quote:Originally posted by Sempre Solipsist:
Umm, Satan? Remember when I said the Red Sox would come back to beat the Yankees? And you said there wasn't a chance in hell? And I said that there was and then we bet our souls, so that if you won, you'd get my soul and if I won, I'd get yours? Well. They did. The Red Sox won. So can I have your soul? c'mon, you already have so many and a deal is a deal damnit!
Also, Dr. Bint: Thank you. That was an excellent post. I enjoyed it very much. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
[This message has been edited by Sempre Solipsist (edited 10-27-2004).]
Muahahaha....fool, your soul is mine. Don't you know I have no soul......but a deal is a deal...here's what..I will give you Prince Charles soul, and I'll throw in Rosie O'Donnals soul too. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-27, 20:04
quote:Originally posted by ASH_shop_S-mart:
Muahahaha....fool, your soul is mine. Don't you know I have no soul......but a deal is a deal...here's what..I will give you Prince Charles soul, and I'll throw in Rosie O'Donnals soul too. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
I Accept.
Now. How do I torture souls? I want to do lots of REALLY evil shit to Rosie.
Freethinkers 'R us
2004-10-27, 20:46
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Nothing you can say is going to change my views.
Wow, im ashamed of you, and im an atheist. That is a pretty bold thing to say, and also, a pretty narrow-minded thing to say considering you hate narrow-minded christians. You are dropping to their level by saying something that ignorant. If any type of proof comes along that supports Christianty then you should be willing to examine it. Although, i am most ceratinly positive that there will never be any proof of Christianity because it is so farfetched.
Acid Rocker
2004-10-27, 21:05
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Posted this in a thread in B&M, because that christian girl pissed me off... figured I'd share this with you guys.
The way I see it, christianity is one big cult. Think about it... in short, it's all "Join our religion or you'll go to hell".
If you study how cults work, then take a look at christianity and the way they convert people, you'll see what I'm talking about. You can call me a heathen (by the way, that's an incorrect term because 'heathen' by definition is a 'person who hasn't yet been introduced into the ideas of christianity', which I damn well have and I'm sick of it), you can tell me I'm going to hell, you can tell me god won't love me, you can tell me anything you damn well want. Nothing you can say is going to change my views.
Your religion is bullshit, your philosophy is bullshit. You're wasting your life, depriving yourself of all life's pleasures, and for what? Because you'll suffer eternal damnation for it? Think about it this way... you can't tell me honestly you've never had an impure thought. Human nature denies total free will. The more you tell yourself not to do something, there's always that little inkling that wants you to do the opposite. As much as you'd hate to admit it, there is always temptation. You're always tempted to do certain things, because it's human nature.
Ever woken up in the morning and thought to yourself, "I'll just lie in five more minutes"? That's temptation, and by your logic you've sinned. Interesting... so you go to church, you say your prayers, and all is forgiven. See, what I don't get about this is, if your sins are forgiven just like that, what's stopping you from going out and enjoying yourself? Of course, logically speaking there's a big difference between getting drunk off your ass and having sex with a bunch of people, and having impure thoughts.
But really, think to yourself just for a moment. If you're really that worried about sinning, you should be shitting yourself around the clock. Every little thought that could be considered wrong, every little movement you make that may be sinful, those tiny little things add up, and you've committed multiple sins before you even realise it.
And you go to church, say your prayers, and everything is fine. You sit there in your false hope that everything is fine, everything is forgiven. In a few hours time you'll have sinned anyway. So what's the point? Go out, enjoy yourself, have a good fucking time. Because in the end, all that really matters is you. If you're worried about going to hell for having a little fun, then you really are weak-minded as they come, and have no free will.
I admire anyone who actually takes the time to read this all, and takes it in. Any christian who replies to this with flames or threats, well... that just proves how weak they really are. I can guarantee the majority of christians who read this will be totally outraged after a few lines, then jump straight to the flaming. Go right ahead... you'll only further prove my point that you're weak-minded.
I may laugh at your expense. I may pity your foolishness. Depends on how I'm feeling.
actually, true christians wouldnt be annoyed by this. it would be considered humorus to us.
theBishop
2004-10-27, 21:11
To the sane people on totse: i recommend letting the pagans pat eachother on the back in this thread. It's more funny that way. We'll save logic for another discussion.
Acid Rocker
2004-10-27, 21:13
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
To the sane people on totse: i recommend letting the pagans pat eachother on the back in this thread. It's more funny that way. We'll save logic for another discussion.
roger that...
NightVision
2004-10-27, 21:18
Who cares if whoever started this thread believes in godf or not. I'm christian but i dont go to "church". all they want is money to give to the jews. damn jewish-race mixers. Its stupid luther should rise from the grave and P3WN them with his transulation taht isnt as fuked up as todays translations. RACEISUM is not a sin.... its a command from god or something somewhere in ezra.
Digital_Savior
2004-10-27, 21:22
You are a very misguided "christian", if you truly are one at all.
http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
NightVision
2004-10-27, 21:27
Who cares if whoever started this thread believes in godf or not. I'm christian but i dont go to "church". all they want is money to give to the jews. damn jewish-race mixers. Its stupid luther should rise from the grave and P3WN them with his transulation taht isnt as fuked up as todays translations. RACEISUM is not a sin.... its a command from god or something somewhere in ezra.
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-10-27, 21:37
quote:Originally posted by ASH_shop_S-mart:
So...by your logic any person who does not belive in god is insane...ummm your an idiot.
He's suggesting that this "revelation" is hardly new, and saturated with just as much dogmatic thinking as the faith it condemns. While it is more well written then the average post like this it's message isn't different from the garden variety "I'm so smart I figured out that christians are stupid" thread.
No real need to give this any real dialectic consideration so might as well let the people who think this view is unique sit around and suck eachother's dicks.
theBishop
2004-10-27, 23:06
Exactly Traffic_Lights, in fact i wanted to write "Suck eachother's dicks", but i didn't think that would be very christ-like.
You understand me so well http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)
Verybigboy18
2004-10-27, 23:43
The thing is, you, like most people out there (including most "Christians") have absolutely no idea of what Christianity really is.
That you must be a Christian to go to heaven is true, but we cannot expect you to become one. Only God can make someone convert. Christians are only supposed to teach the Gospel, we are not supposed to convince people that it is true. The Holy Spirit will do that if they are of the elect. No intervention by man other than the actual preaching is required, or even desirable.
Digital_Savior
2004-10-27, 23:53
How can you convince people who have never seen, heard, tasted, or touched God that He exists ?
The one thing we have to prove His existence in the Bible. It can be used to prove His existence because it is perfect.
Man could produce no such thing on His own.
You're right...there ARE a lot of Christians out there that don't know their faith well enough to try and witness to others. That is why we all look like a bunch of morons. It's frustrating, really.
But you have exhibited your OWN ignorance of the faith by stating that only God can make us convert.
What happened to free will, eh ?
God doesn't make anyone do anything. We must make the choice, within ourselves, by ourselves, to follow Him without constraint.
God offers the salvation, but it is up to US to accept it.
The Holy Spirit enters in to every single person who accepts it. There is no hierarchial stature in the Soul Department.
That comes later in heaven.
Calling the kettle black is embarassing...isn't it ? http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-10-27, 23:59
What would heaven be doing with a hierarchial structure? Give up your life to have a life of subservent "bliss"?
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-28, 00:03
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:
You are a very misguided "christian", if you truly are one at all.
http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
What is the difference between a misguided christian and a christian?
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-28, 00:10
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
To the sane people on totse: i recommend letting the pagans pat eachother on the back in this thread. It's more funny that way. We'll save logic for another discussion.
Christians haven't used logic for 2,000 years. So you'll have to pardon us if we don't hold our breath waiting for you to ever get to that "other discussion". However, You have killed a lot of people, raised villages, burned witches, rewritten history, slaughtered each other and alienated everyone who believes differently than you. You've created a culture predicated upon fear and hatred all based on a God of Fearlessness and Love. You've done a lot of things, but few of them have made any sense, except that Christians are after power and they hate everyone who isn't them.
Christians can love each other, but not others. I have met very few Christians who love non-Christians. I was a Christian myself for years (I was raised that way: brainwashed is a better word) and nearly all the Christians I came across in various parts of the country held non-Christians in contempt. It was an evil religion when I was in it. It is an evil religion now.
So respectfully, you can shove your acerbic comments back up your ass where they came from.
quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by rlpinca:
I think the kids from southpark said it best. "you shouldn't believe in something just because you're afraid of what might happen if you don't believe it"
not willing to believe the Bible, but willing to quote Southpark as "gospel"??
So we all should let fear control us, and consider an ancient book full of 18th hand accounts heavily edited to support an illogical conclusion to be worth beleving, no, living by? And I am not supposed to feel sorry for christians who actually do this?
Don't worry about damning me to hell, If I go there I'll at least be able to enter a decent conversation with some very clever people.
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-28, 00:30
Dude! The Bible SAYS it was written by God, so it MUST be true! Duh. Like, its' so obvious.
ASH_shop_S-mart
2004-10-28, 00:33
quote:Originally posted by Sempre Solipsist:
Dude! The Bible SAYS it was written by God, so it MUST be true! Duh. Like, its' so obvious.
Gezzz, what the fuck was I thinking. It does say it was written by god, so your right it must be true.
mixedbloods
2004-10-28, 00:39
quote:Originally posted by ASH_shop_S-mart:
No offense Digital, but how do you know the bible was written by god, does it have his signiature? How do you know it was not written by a man who was so afraid of what was going to happen to him when he died that he came up with a story of a higher being and a heaven for all to belive. I have not read the bible, but I have read parts and there are alot of facts in there that make no sense. For example noah's ark,
where is it? There are supposed to have been two of every animal, how did he get two of every animal? Did he run around the world trying to catch every one? I really don't mean to offend you, but I find christianity a bit perposterous..
Ignore my spelling, it is very bad. http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
The bible wasn't written by God. Browse through the names of the chapters, most of them are names of their authors.
quote:Originally posted by ASH_shop_S-mart:
For example noah's ark,
where is it? There are supposed to have been two of every animal, how did he get two of every animal? Did he run around the world trying to catch every one?
Actually, Genesis gives two accounts.
One says there were two of every animal:
Genesis 6:19-21
(God to Noah)
"You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."
The other says there were seven:
Genesis 7:1-3:
"The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth."
Granted, the second account distinguishes between clean and unclean. But the first says "two of every kind of bird", while the second says "seven of every kind of bird."
Hitokiri
2004-10-28, 02:01
Christianity is bullshit. If you realise that everyone that doesnt believe in god etc will go to hell, then that means most of the damn world will go to hell, seeing as christianity is a minority religion. Most of the worlds population believe in other shit. To me christianity was just made up to set a guideline on how people should behave towards one another, be kind to ur neighbour and shit like that. Sheeple have just taken it too far.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-28, 02:49
quote:Originally posted by Duck:
If I go there I'll at least be able to enter a decent conversation with some very clever people.
Conversation = something like this?
its awful hot...shut up and throw another log on the fire... who killed kenny....shut up and throw another log on the fire...eternal etc.
LOL...sorry, couldnt resist
theBishop
2004-10-28, 03:10
yea evry1 no's god i just a stup1d fairy tale. like god is the wizard of 0z or some shit. i c4n't b3lieve how stoopid Xians R. 1t'5 lik3 they dont evn belive in din0saurs.
fucking Xians.
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-28, 05:16
Bishop. What is your problem? You really seem like you HATE everyone who isn't you.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-28, 05:21
quote:Originally posted by Sempre Solipsist:
Bishop. What is your problem? You really seem like you HATE everyone who isn't you.
you do realize he is making a point, dont you?
theBishop
2004-10-28, 05:21
Oh lighten up. I'm just kidding around.
Social Junker
2004-10-29, 05:11
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:
Seems like charles here is a little on the hardcore side. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)
You must not visit this forum often. Prince Charles is not serious at all.
Plus, the last thing we need here is another Christian-bashing thread.
I'm so sick of stereotypes.
Social Junker
2004-10-29, 05:22
quote:Originally posted by Hitokiri:
then that means most of the damn world will go to hell, seeing as christianity is a minority religion.
While it depends on how you define who is a Christian (to some it is a very narrow definition), an average estimate I've seen is that 33% of the world population is Christian, Islam coming in a close second with about 20%. (http://www.religioustolerance.org/worldrel.gif)
WolfinSheepsClothing
2004-10-29, 05:47
Digital Savior:
"How can you convince people who have never seen, heard, tasted, or touched God that He exists ?
The one thing we have to prove His existence in the Bible. It can be used to prove His existence because it is perfect.
Man could produce no such thing on His own."
__________________________________________________ __________
a. If there was a God we would all know.
b. The Bible is filled with contradictions and logical inconsistencies. A perfect book would not be ambiguous. It would be perfectly clear.
How 'bout dem stars Adam.
c. Man wrote the bible, after it had been tranfered orally for centuries; yeah that's reliable.
Ever played that game in elementary school? You know, when you all sit in a circle and the teacher starts off with a simple sentence like: wolf is cool. Then each student whispers it in the others ear untill the circle is complete. Finally, the last kid repeats the original message, only it is nothing like the original message.
Ever tried that?
If God was smart, he would have carved the bible in solid granite, with a ten foot font.
Atheism being one of the fastest growing "religions"
geekstinkbreath
2004-10-29, 13:09
atheism isnt a religion, its an absence of religion, which is probably the most likely 'religion' out there
deus_ex_machina
2004-10-29, 14:23
"If there were no god, it would be nessesary to invent one"
In the abscence of a god, weak minded mortals will always look for some thing to call god.
"Man wrote the bible, after it had been tranfered orally for centuries; yeah that's reliable."
Man wanted a meaning to his life, so he invented one.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-29, 15:10
quote:Originally posted by geekstinkbreath:
atheism isnt a religion, its an absence of religion, which is probably the most likely 'religion' out there
religion...a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held with ardor and faith
ardor... zeal, eagerness
atheism... a belief that there is no God
so it sure looks like a religion, from a definition POV
Verybigboy18
2004-10-29, 16:52
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:
How can you convince people who have never seen, heard, tasted, or touched God that He exists ?
The one thing we have to prove His existence in the Bible. It can be used to prove His existence because it is perfect.
Man could produce no such thing on His own.
You're right...there ARE a lot of Christians out there that don't know their faith well enough to try and witness to others. That is why we all look like a bunch of morons. It's frustrating, really.
But you have exhibited your OWN ignorance of the faith by stating that only God can make us convert.
What happened to free will, eh ?
God doesn't make anyone do anything. We must make the choice, within ourselves, by ourselves, to follow Him without constraint.
God offers the salvation, but it is up to US to accept it.
The Holy Spirit enters in to every single person who accepts it. There is no hierarchial stature in the Soul Department.
That comes later in heaven.
Calling the kettle black is embarassing...isn't it ? http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
Uh sorry but you are wrong. It is quite clear in the Bible that man CANNOT accept God unless God enables him. So God does indeed choose who can be saved. Jesus also said that those the Father GIVES to Him WILL come to Him. I can give you tons of verses if you are not to scared of them. Also, verses like John 3:16, and Romans 10 have been perverted and taken out of context.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-10-30, 17:50
quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:
If God was smart, he would have carved the bible in solid granite, with a ten foot font.
and there would still be people that would say that it happened by chance.
Sempre Solipsist
2004-10-30, 18:48
quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:
and there would still be people that would say that it happened by chance.
The problem with religion, especially Christianty, is the Institution, the church, the fundmentalism and dogmatism of the people. We'd be alot further along if we would only keep our own religions private and personal. Keeping our relationship between ourselves and our gods private without needing to have others believe as we do. In that sense, Atheism is not better than Christianity, because they believe that have the ONE TRUE WAY.
Fanglekai
2004-10-31, 01:29
Only atheists aren't fighting any wars over what they believe now are they?
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-10-31, 01:53
quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:
Only atheists aren't fighting any wars over what they believe now are they?
Remember Stalin? What the average idiot herd do in the name of somebody's message they don't understand shouldn't be used as a representation of that message. It's not Marx fault russian retards killed thousands of people in the concept of Marxism they don't understand. It's not Jesus fault for the spanish inquisition. It's not Nietzsche's fault Nazi's perverted his message into mass murder.