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Iskander Bey
2004-10-30, 04:26
i'm so sick of jokes about minorities and jews how bout some jokes about catholics
Ezratal
2004-10-30, 05:00
There are many.... Involving sex with young boys...
mixedbloods
2004-10-30, 06:26
quote:Originally posted by Iskander Bey:

i'm so sick of jokes about minorities and jews how bout some jokes about catholics

The bible.
turbo
2004-10-30, 07:00
its not nice to make jokes about any religion unless you are fully informed on the religion.

Oh god father Ofeely dont please
Spindle
2004-10-30, 15:16
Half the jokes made about other religions are made-up by complete and utter idiots, who have never studied any religion, and most of the jokes have no relivance to the religion what-so-ever.
napoleon_complex
2004-10-30, 16:37
quote:Originally posted by Spindle:

Half the jokes made about other religions are made-up by complete and utter idiots, who have never studied any religion, and most of the jokes have no relivance to the religion what-so-ever.
Bliizzard
2004-10-31, 05:07
Why do catholic boys never fart???



They do, its just sounds like a HAHH, sort of like letting the air out of a bag....

I hope its funny i just made it up ^_^
dragonfire1990
2004-10-31, 22:24
quote:Originally posted by Bliizzard:

Why do catholic boys never fart???



They do, its just sounds like a HAHH, sort of like letting the air out of a bag....

I hope its funny i just made it up ^_^

its about as funny as your stupid ass IQ of 2
Cougar
2004-10-31, 22:41
a nun goes to the gynecologist:

him: 'you're pregnant.'

her: 'geez, what people smear on the candles these days...'

http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Cougar
talley
2004-11-01, 01:55
quote:Originally posted by mixedbloods:

The bible.

Pwned!
I_Am_The_Frizzle_Fry
2004-11-01, 04:56
Greatest Christian Joke Ever:



Hey, Lois, look.

*Raises Bible above head*

Look, I'm a Christian, I'm reading the Bible. Heheheheheheheheheheheh.
shiftyboyos
2004-11-01, 05:04
ummm yeah, lets be fair and discriminate against Catholics as well http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)
mixedbloods
2004-11-09, 07:15
I've got one!

A Muslim who has never heard of Christianity dies and is at the pearly gates. He sais "Lord, please let me in, please save me, I have learned the error of my ways." Jesus says "No" and the muslim burns for all eternity in a lake of fire, while everybody in heaven laughs at him.

I found this gem reading the bible!