god is a fag because he fucked moses in the arse and i am glad that hitler killed the jews

.... uh, did you know that orange juice goes bad a lot quicker if it doesn't have pulp in it? i don't know why, but yup, it does

but anyways, there are only 14 makes of boeing jets that have more than 2 engines, so no matter what, fuel carrying capacity will be an issue.

that's all thirty two days from now, of course.

WOAH!!! what the fuck just happened?? why did i type that babble shit? your extreme stupidity must be contagious.

god killed my dad and raped my mother

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

.... uh, did you know that orange juice goes bad a lot quicker if it doesn't have pulp in it? i don't know why, but yup, it does



I did not know that.

Thanks.

quote:Originally posted by scum:

god is a fag because he fucked moses in the arse and i am glad that hitler killed the jews

Jackass

-Close this shit.

I peed my pants in 4th grade. Right there in class. I couldn't believe it was happening but there was nothing i could do to stop it. Somehow, i made it home that afternoon and nobody mentioned it or made fun of me or anything.

To this day i don't know if anyone saw it.

is your name joe? that happened to this kid, who's name was - i swear it - joe mccool. he was sitting on his trapper keeper, and when he got up, there was a big puddle on the dent he left in it.

everybody in the class felt so great that it wasn't their traumatic childhood memory.