Heh. You can somewhat ignore the title.

So, I work at a gas station. Every once in a while this dude comes in and talks to me. He never buys much just like a pack of gum or something, but stays and talks to me for usually about 10-15 minutes. I never used to think this was wierd, i thought that he was a friend of the owner but now i don't think so.

Sunday night i'm working and the dude comes in. He's like ~55 years old. A little fat, maybe 6' tall. I'm fairly sure he's jewish (take that however you want).

Anyway, he just talking to me like usual like

"how much do they pay you here"

"they pay alright"

"So you're not looking for extra money or anything"

"No i'm doing ok"

"That's good"

<More small talk>

Then later he's like

"Well, i guess i'll get going"

"ok"

"Um. So, uh do you want a blowjob or anything"

".... No."

"OK, well i'm not a weiro or anything i have a wife and kids. When you get to be my age you wonder if you should done that you know?"

"i guess."

"Alright, well talk to you later, don't hold it against me"

<END>

YUCK!!!

Do I want a blowjob!?!?!?!

This dude has been coming in like once a week or so, and that's why. To see if i'd be interested in any gay sex. What the hell is going on here. What makes someone think that would be an acceptable thing to ask a stranger?

theBishop

maybe you're effeminate.

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

maybe you're effeminate.

You should've killed him.

Does he have some buddies in a car waching? Why the religion forum and not the sex forum?

More like "Encounter with a Pervert."

It's not like propositioning gas station employees is The Official Homosexual Method or anything.

quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

Heh. You can somewhat ignore the title.

So, I work at a gas station. Every once in a while this dude comes in and talks to me. He never buys much just like a pack of gum or something, but stays and talks to me for usually about 10-15 minutes. I never used to think this was wierd, i thought that he was a friend of the owner but now i don't think so.

Sunday night i'm working and the dude comes in. He's like ~55 years old. A little fat, maybe 6' tall. I'm fairly sure he's jewish (take that however you want).

Anyway, he just talking to me like usual like

"how much do they pay you here"

"they pay alright"

"So you're not looking for extra money or anything"

"No i'm doing ok"

"That's good"

<More small talk>

Then later he's like

"Well, i guess i'll get going"

"ok"

"Um. So, uh do you want a blowjob or anything"

".... No."

"OK, well i'm not a weiro or anything i have a wife and kids. When you get to be my age you wonder if you should done that you know?"

"i guess."

"Alright, well talk to you later, don't hold it against me"

<END>

YUCK!!!

Do I want a blowjob!?!?!?!

This dude has been coming in like once a week or so, and that's why. To see if i'd be interested in any gay sex. What the hell is going on here. What makes someone think that would be an acceptable thing to ask a stranger?

theBishop

Maybe he figured since you are a Bishop (assuming a catholic one)you like gay fucking.

You should have let him give you a BJ then blackmail him, since he was married.

Heh, my girlfriend doesn't think i'm effeminate .

I don't like the sex forum, the last time i visited with any regularity, they were totally offended by my belief in abstainence.

And no the dude always comes alone. Heh, i mean that in the least gross way possible.

Lolita, i know, i don't think a "normal" homosexual would think this guy is a-ok. Honestly, i think the dude has been doing this behind his family's back for a while. He seemed sort of ashamed for asking. Still, it's not the kind of thing i like to be asked when i'm trying to close up the shop.

bloody: nice post, but maybe you should learn to use the Quote tag properly, i think it's assumed you're going to be responding to my post.

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

You should've killed him.

I'm curious as to your seriousness. I mean I doubt it, but you're a pagan, and I love the stories about Count Grishnak.

quote:I don't like the sex forum, the last time i visited with any regularity, they were totally offended by my belief in abstainence

you should come back. we need more people with different points of view....and people who have sex with other people and not just with their own hands.

and as a S&A regular i have no problem with abstainence.

quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

Lolita, i know, i don't think a "normal" homosexual would think this guy is a-ok. Honestly, i think the dude has been doing this behind his family's back for a while. He seemed sort of ashamed for asking.



Yes, "shame" does seem like it would be the driving force behind a man marrying a woman and having a family when he clearly has homosexual tendencies.

SurahAhriman:

Hehehe, Grishnackh is definitely weird - fucking metal.

I think it was Bard "Faust" Eisthun, formerly of Emperor, that killed the fag that came onto him.

I probably wouldn't have killed him... though I should be able to in that circumstance. I would've at least broken the bastard's arm.

EDIT: For clarification, I would break his arm probably more out of his dishonoring of his family than a personal offense at being perceivably interested in a knobber from a Jew.

[This message has been edited by Tyrant (edited 11-09-2004).]

The same thing happened to a buddy of mine, but he said yes....

Is this him?? (http://lemonparty.org)

[This message has been edited by firefighter12 (edited 11-10-2004).]

This so has nothing to do with religion.

Moving to S&A.

Cheers,

Lost