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primordial_egg
2004-11-19, 22:55
...or is he like madonna and cher???

was this in the times before sirnames???

...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.

...what about judas iscarot or whatever.

and jesus OF nazareth dont count.

...well?

ilbastardoh
2004-11-19, 23:16
Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef

Metalligod
2004-11-19, 23:21
quote:Originally posted by ilbastardoh:

Jesus wasn't his name that's the title, supposedly his name was Yeoushoua Bin Yossef

Actually Jesus was/is his name. It's pronounced, Yay-shoe-wa. Which is the long ass name you stated: "Yeoushoua", the rest of what you said answers his question though.

Keltoiberserker
2004-11-19, 23:35
Yeshua ben Yosef

Eil
2004-11-19, 23:52
surname

primordial_egg
2004-11-20, 09:13
cool, thanks for the answers.

Aphelion Corona
2004-11-20, 12:06
quote:Originally posted by Metalligod:

the rest of what you said answers his question though.

LMFAO!

So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...

In Hebrew Jews are called "something son of something" so in answer to your question, he had no surname as far as I am aware.

(p.s. Christ means "the annointed one" so that definately isn't his surname)

per contra
2004-11-20, 12:34
jesus bin laden.

the first anti-semitic jew.

OMr_duckO
2004-11-20, 19:55
CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist

5 7 0 Y V 3
2004-11-20, 23:20
quote:Originally posted by Aphelion Corona:

[B] LMFAO!

So his surname was "son of Joseph"? Doesn't sound like a surname to me...

B]



EG:

Davidson: Son of David

Osama bin Laden: (supposedly) Osama, son of Laden

However, surnames such as o'Connor refer to places. So, Joseph o'Connor would mean Joseph, ruler of Connor, and Herbert deLosinga (deLosigna?) would be Herbert, ruler of Losign(ng)a.

Stoyve

Garibaldi
2004-11-21, 01:14
"ruler of"?

I don't know about the "O'" for Irish surnames, but "de" in Italian is just "of".

So Herbert DeLosigna would be "Herbert of Losigna". Now Losigna would either refer to a place or a famiglia (like a clan or "house").

Tyrant
2004-11-21, 01:45
In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'

Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."

LostCause
2004-11-21, 02:04
quote:Originally posted by Keltoiberserker:

Yeshua ben Yosef

Cheers,

Lost

MasterPython
2004-11-21, 02:06
quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:

CHRIST you idiots JEsus CHrist

Read the posts. Christ is a title.

So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 11-21-2004).]

Eil
2004-11-21, 04:28
too bad it wasn't sir jesus christ... i like that.

i think that's what i'm gonna name my first born... the little brat's been begging me for a name ever since she learned to form sentences.

Lucky
2004-11-21, 05:19
quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:



...his mun was mary MAGDALIN.



no she wasnt

xtreem5150ahm
2004-11-21, 06:17
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Read the posts. Christ is a title.

So did someone get Jesus out of Yeoushoua in the same way the got Jehovah out of YHWH? Or is it a tranlation like how Ivan is John in Russian?

I think that it goes something like this:

Jesus < (Latin) Iesus < (Greek) Iesous

< (Hebrew) Yeshua < (a variation of) Yehoshua.. which means something like "God is help"

And i think the Middle or Old English used "Jesu"

Eil
2004-11-21, 07:10
mun

Stauffenberg
2004-11-22, 03:46
quote:Originally posted by primordial_egg:

his mun was mary MAGDALIN.



Actually, Mary Magdalene (which is how you spell that, BTW) was one of his students.

Garibaldi
2004-11-22, 09:06
Actually, if you wanted to get technical, it should be Jesus "the" Christ. But oh well... you crazy Christians.

jackketch
2004-11-22, 09:09
actually his real name is in the bible but i wouldn't expect anyone here to know that.

Eil
2004-11-23, 01:55
^assmunch

TEAMKILLER
2004-11-23, 04:24
Jesus Ramirez

jackketch
2004-11-23, 07:10
quote:Originally posted by Eil:

^assmunch

jesus loves you too, kid http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Eil
2004-11-23, 08:23
that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.

jackketch
2004-11-23, 08:58
quote:Originally posted by Eil:

that's nice, but if he loves a stupid condescending prick like you then i want nothing to do with the asshole.

awww babe, you say the sweetest things

Eil
2004-11-23, 09:40
i'm only sucking up so that you'll enlighten me with your infinite wisdom.

so what's his real name?

AngrySquirrel
2004-11-23, 20:02
quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

In Irish, " O' " means 'descended from.'

Ex: my name is Doyle. The translation of that to Irish is O'Dubgaill (or O'Dubhghaill, if you like gratuitous consonants). This literally means, "descended from the dark strangers."



Ding ding! Here comes the milkman!

inquisitor_11
2004-11-24, 01:45
lol... I always thought he was a mexican.

“Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son,

and they shall call his name Immanuel”