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Is it true that Mormons wear special underwear with Freemason style symbols on the nipples (triangles)? And why do they hardly ever talk about it?
Dong_Quixote
2004-11-30, 13:30
Yes they do wear special underwear, If they take a bath they have to put the underwear next to them and keep one hand on them.
Wow. So they have to be in contact with their underwear all the time?
What's so special about it?
Dong_Quixote
2004-11-30, 13:38
They think it protects them from harm, My uncle is a mormon but i don't think he wears special undies, It might only be a hardcore mormon thing.
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Dong_Quixote
2004-11-30, 13:53
http://molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/JustWeird/MormonGarments.writeback
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theBishop
2004-11-30, 14:08
Oh yeah!!! I forgot all about the magic underwear! My girlfriend didn't wear it, but her mom did. I think the purpose is to make sex as unexciting as possible http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif).
Run Screaming
2004-11-30, 18:48
Well they do have large families, so something's going on there...
theBishop
2004-11-30, 19:22
Quanity of Quality my friend.
theBishop
actually that's not fair but i'm sure someone will get a laugh out of it.
MasterPython
2004-11-30, 20:20
After looking at that you would think Utah was a cold place.
LostCause
2004-11-30, 22:46
There's something very amusing about people so obsessed with frumpy underwear.
*shrug*
Anyways, as to why they don't talk about it much - I don't talk about my underwear much, I can't imagine they would either. Especially if it is so frumpy.
Cheers,
Lost
Fanglekai
2004-12-01, 00:39
I think that alone would keep me away from the religion......
Social Junker
2004-12-01, 01:59
quote:Originally posted by Rez:
Wow. So they have to be in contact with their underwear all the time?
What's so special about it?
Steve Young didn't wear the "special underwear" when he played a game. Go figure.
NightVision
2004-12-01, 07:58
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dong_Quixote:
[b] http://molelog.molehill.org/blox/Smut/JustWeird/MormonGarments.writeback
btw I just added a few "comments" on there.
[This message has been edited by NightVision (edited 12-01-2004).]
Charles Thunder
2004-12-02, 02:04
“Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.”
“You wear ‘em ‘till you learn, son.”
xtreem5150ahm
2004-12-02, 06:42
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
Oh yeah!!! I forgot all about the magic underwear! My girlfriend didn't wear it, but her mom did. I think the purpose is to make sex as unexciting as possible http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif).
quote:Is it true that Mormons wear special underwear with Freemason style symbols on the nipples (triangles)?
well, i hope that no one has a triangle fetish.
xtreem5150ahm
2004-12-04, 05:58
quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:
well, i hope that no one has a triangle fetish.
i apologize to any Mormons. I thought that this topic was simply a joke. In my reading today, i found out that Mormons really do have Temple Garments (to include somesort of undergarment).
Again, i am very sorry. I did not mean to make fun of your religous belief or your rituals.
xtreem5150ahm@tcei.com
theBishop
2004-12-04, 16:37
hehehe that's awesome.
"...Yeah that would be a riot if those silly mormons actually did wear spiritual underwear all the time. What? They Do? Oh dear..."
CunnyBunny
2004-12-04, 23:15
Im mormon and Ive never heard about this "magic underwear thing" I Imagine its something they do in Utah, they take it way to far there.
theBishop
2004-12-04, 23:32
I'm from PA and my mormon-ex-girlfriend's mom used to wear it.
CunnyBunny, have you heard of The Book of Abraham? It's part of "A Pearl of Great Price". Did you know that the documents that JS supposedly translated into The Book of Abraham have nothing to do with Abraham?
http://www.carm.org/lds/ldspapyri.htm
theBishop