and speak no more than five words to him/her/it/them/whatever--what would you say?

I would say... Fucking evangelical christians...

Quit with the damn games.

When will suffering end forever?

"What are you doing, man?"

I compel you; deify me.

So... what's your next project?

Do you come here often?

Answer all of my questions(,please)!

or

How are your plans going?

Bitch, you aint fo real!

Are you eating a Mcrib?

want a tuna melt, bitch?

or maybe

what the hell are you?

Is killing ever right? Explain.

When were you born?

I'm sorry, Thank You.

Please slay President George Bush

Do you got any papers?

Where you hiding the bitches?

Should I be here? Really?

is my name in there?(pointing at his book of life)

What is your totse username?

I loved you in Dogma!

This Is A Tasty Burger

'Lets speak with our minds'.

This reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where Homer meets the Kwicky-Mart Guru...

"Are you really God?...really?.... really?."

"I'm getting into Heaven, right?"

"Are there drugs in Heaven?"

"What about guns?"

"Can I still repent?"



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quote:Originally posted by krime-one*:



What is your totse username?



lol

I'd want to make it more coherent but since only 5 words, I would say "in depth, how me heaven?"

I'd point at the bacon double cheeseburger in his hand and ask, "Are you gunna eat that?"

I would just stare at him for a while.

May I have some power?

Ummm.... Damn. So... You're real....

"You suck."

Satan shall kill you soon!!!

Finally, you'll bow to me.

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

I compel you; deify me.

Alternately:

I compel you; defy me.

Paradox lol ^_^;;;

So, do you wanna fuck?

Do it again.

Do... do I hit him?

(Upon realizing God is real)

I'm going to hell, right?

How can I destroy you?

So, what happened to Hitler?

I knew you were white!

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

I knew you were white!

HAhahaahaha!

**Bends God over**

SAY MY NAME!!!

8=============>(o(

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

I knew you were white!



Nah, he's definately Mr.T

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

I knew you were white!

Heheheheheheheheh *Peter Griffin laugh.*

I would say

"I love your work. Thanks."

And thanks to all who responded, I got a lotta laughs.

What's with the right-wingers?

fuck you, you fucking fuck.

quote:Originally posted by AcidLacedPenguiN:

I'd point at the bacon double cheeseburger in his hand and ask, "Are you gunna eat that?"

thats funny as hell

"Woah!...I think I'm stoned."

quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

Do you come here often?

Hahahahahaha pick up line.

I want more words bitch.

"dude, whats with the mullet?"

I'm Rick James, bitch!

I wont be seeing god anytime soon...so why bother?

Long time no see, man.

OR

Which way to the toilet?

OR

Where did that bus go?

Who the fuck are you?

Or

Me, Any chance in heaven?

or

Who's your daddy?

I would say...



I LOVE YOU.

quote:Originally posted by Keltoiberserker:

What's with the right-wingers?

What's with the left-propellers ?

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

and speak no more than five words to him/her/it/them/whatever--what would you say?

where the jews actually right?

or

damn! you must be gellin'!

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do your fucking job properly

Do blondes have more fun?

got a light?