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SpecialCookie
2004-12-15, 00:02
I think the Bible is just some shit that those without evolutionary advantages use to justify their actions.
If you think about it, the Bible goes against every natural instict.
Examples, instinct tells you to have sex, the Bible tells you sex is wrong (outside of wedlock). Instinct tells you to eat as much as you want, the Bible tells you that gluttony is bad. Instinct tells you to be prettier than the competition, the Bible tells you its whats on the inside that counts.
So basically those who sucked at life under normal conditions can read the Bible and feel btter about their shitty circumstances.
Let the flaming begin.
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-12-15, 00:36
Congradulations, you're an idiot who's obviously never read the bible.
You product of post-kantian philosophy, you.
aTribeCalledSean
2004-12-15, 01:17
Hoorah for mention of Kant!
p.s. Kierkegaard was better, and a christian at that.
I_Like_Traffic_Lights
2004-12-15, 01:25
Yeah, but Kant is the biggie for how people think now-a-days. Of course they've never heard of Kant, or ol' Kierky, but that doesn't matter. The great minds of past generations have trickled down into the masses, only the masses don't have any understanding of it they just believe it.
Mindlessly dismissing the bible and everything christianity teaches is stupid.
Just as Mindlessly dismissing all philosophies progresses are stupid.
Just as Mindlessly obeying either is stupid.
theBishop
2004-12-15, 02:13
My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"
looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o
undergoing_treatment
2004-12-15, 20:19
quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:
Congradulations, you're an idiot who's obviously never read the bible.
You product of post-kantian philosophy, you.
yep! that is pretty retarded!
Optimus Prime
2004-12-15, 23:12
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"
looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o
Bishop, it's your beautiful replies that make me love you.
theBishop
2004-12-16, 00:46
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aTribeCalledSean
2004-12-16, 03:57
quote:Originally posted by theBishop:
My human instincts tell me to stab you to death with a ball point pen and play around with your blood, but the bible says "thou shalt not kill"
looks like the bible saved your ass kid-o
If I was a woman, I'd die to give birth to your offspring.
davidc538
2004-12-17, 18:34
Makes more sence than anything else. I agree.
The Bible....a book written about men,..for men..by men...hehe
jackketch
2004-12-17, 23:51
quote:Originally posted by Phamine:
The Bible....a book written about men,..for men..by men...hehe
no there is some evidence to suggest that J was written by a female.