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-Mephisto-
2005-01-10, 17:27
Hpothetically, if god actually existed, do you think he would jerk off? I mean there isnt a Mrs Jehova, so he must do it, musn't he?
Anything in the bible?
Demagogue
2005-01-11, 01:36
Well, apparently, your bible says that masturbation is a sin...so i guess 'god' don't jack off.
Hexadecimal
2005-01-11, 02:36
The Bible never says that.
If only you were around when Paul was preaching in Rome... maybe Christianity wouldn't be here today.
flatplat
2005-01-13, 01:50
masturbation is covered under the 6? commandment "thou shalt not commit adultery"
But if god really did create everything, he must have also created masterbation. Why wouldn't he enjoy his own creation?
Ravendust
2005-01-13, 01:51
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
The Bible never says that.
Sup man?