Diabolic acid
2005-01-12, 03:36
Lately, I have been receiving alot of IMs from Christian "missionary" type people. I think this one is a joke but i tried to have some fun with it, and thought to share it here. And my point is does anyone else get alot of random IMs like this?
plzluvjesuschrst: hey there, partner. are you down with the G-O-D?
x AntK x: yeah you know me
plzluvjesuschrst: have you had a spiritual connection with Jesus Christ lately?
x AntK x: every night around 11
x AntK x: we turn out the lights, and we..... just talk.
plzluvjesuschrst: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel the light shining down on you from Heaven?
x AntK x: yeah i think they just installed new light bulbs
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF MAN, THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING
x AntK x: FREEMASONRY IS AROUND US
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF THROUGH JESUS
x AntK x: I'LL MEET YOU THERE
plzluvjesuschrst: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
plzluvjesuschrst: That is exactly what I would like to hear
plzluvjesuschrst: No matter the crisis, God and Jesus Christ will be there for you in the end.
plzluvjesuschrst: God bless you, you kind soul.
x AntK x: donka, et toi!
x AntK x: yo where you live? wanna smoke up?
plzluvjesuschrst: I live in Rome.
x AntK x: =-O
x AntK x: do you speak italian too
x AntK x: or do you mean the "new rome" like in the book of revelation
x AntK x: cuz i think the new rome is eitehr the US or UN i dunno. what do you think?
plzluvjesuschrst: I would answer your questions more, but I'm afraid I need to go. It's time for Mass. I'll be sure to pray for you. Have a safe, wonderful night and don't forget to pray before you sleep tonight!:-)
plzluvjesuschrst: hey there, partner. are you down with the G-O-D?
x AntK x: yeah you know me
plzluvjesuschrst: have you had a spiritual connection with Jesus Christ lately?
x AntK x: every night around 11
x AntK x: we turn out the lights, and we..... just talk.
plzluvjesuschrst: Can ya feel it? Can ya feel the light shining down on you from Heaven?
x AntK x: yeah i think they just installed new light bulbs
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF MAN, THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING
x AntK x: FREEMASONRY IS AROUND US
x AntK x: SAVE YOURSELF THROUGH JESUS
x AntK x: I'LL MEET YOU THERE
plzluvjesuschrst: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
plzluvjesuschrst: That is exactly what I would like to hear
plzluvjesuschrst: No matter the crisis, God and Jesus Christ will be there for you in the end.
plzluvjesuschrst: God bless you, you kind soul.
x AntK x: donka, et toi!
x AntK x: yo where you live? wanna smoke up?
plzluvjesuschrst: I live in Rome.
x AntK x: =-O
x AntK x: do you speak italian too
x AntK x: or do you mean the "new rome" like in the book of revelation
x AntK x: cuz i think the new rome is eitehr the US or UN i dunno. what do you think?
plzluvjesuschrst: I would answer your questions more, but I'm afraid I need to go. It's time for Mass. I'll be sure to pray for you. Have a safe, wonderful night and don't forget to pray before you sleep tonight!:-)