this weekend I was in Edmonton with a bunch of my friends. We were staying in a hotel downtown. For some reason that I can not understand, all hotels I have ever been to have bibles in them.. this really makes me mad, it's almost like the christians have invaded my room when i go to a hotel, it just doesn't seem right... where's the corran? where's the other religious texts of the world? anyway, I decided for some reason to write 666 on the front page of the book and again on the edge of the book so that there is a bit of the 666 on each page. I'm so evil. One of my friends got pretty upset when i did that, but whatever, i told him not to worry because it wasn't his bible.

Wow dude, you are soooooo hardcore. I sure wish I could be as cool as you. How'd you get to be so cool?

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Wow dude, you are soooooo hardcore. I sure wish I could be as cool as you. How'd you get to be so cool?

*rolls eyes*

But, just to clarify: the reason there are christian bibles in hotel rooms in the US is because it's a country based on christian values.

Religious freedom, too.

Kind of assbackwards, but that's the way it is.

Cheers,

Lost

Sarcasm's extra subtle on this here intraweb

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

*rolls eyes*

But, just to clarify: the reason there are christian bibles in hotel rooms in the US is because it's a country based on christian values.

Religious freedom, too.



Democracy is a christian value?



Capitalism is Christian?

Religious freedom? hahaha, tell the Indians that.



The real reason there are bibles in hotel rooms, is because, christianity has a stranglehold on America,for now.

I said it was assbackwards.

Look. They're not my words. I'm just using them.

Cheers,

Lost

Evil, no.

Childish, lame, pathetic, self-important, egotistic, surely.

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

Evil, no.

Childish, lame, pathetic, self-important, egotistic, surely.

You may have a point about the lack of other religious texts such as the Koran or the Torrah, but scribbling 666 all over the bible isnt going to help with anything

THIS WEKEND I WAS IN EDMON2N WIT A BUNCH OF MAH FREINDS1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL W3 W3R3 STAYNG IN A HOTEL DOWN2WN!!1!!11 LOL FOR SOM3 RAASON TAHT I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND AL HOTALS I HAEV EVER BAN 2 HAEV BIBLAS IN THAM.11!!!!11!!!11!!1 WTF THIS RILLY MAEKS MA MAD ITS ALMOST LIEK DA CHRISTIANS HAEV INVAEDD MAH ROM WHEN I GO 2 A HOTEL IT JUST DOESNT SEM RIGHT.1!!1!1!1!1111!!1! LOL WHARAS TEH CORAN?!!!!?! OMG WHERAS TEH OTH3R RELIGIOUS TEXTS OF DA WORLD??!??!??? OMG WTF LOL ANYWAY I D3CIEDD FOR SOMA REASON 2 WRIET 66 ON TEH FRONT PAEG OF DA BOK AND AGANE ON TEH EDGA OF DA BOK SO TAHT THEYRE IS A BIT OF DA 66 ON AACH PAEG!!1!1!11 WTF LOL IMM SO EVIL!!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL ONE OF MAH FREINDS GOT PRETY UPSET WH3N I DID TAHT BUT WUT I 2LD HIM NOT 2 WORY B/C IT WASNT HIS BIBLA

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^ Holy crap.

To Original Poster:

You know... it's just as easy to close that drawer... and ignore the Bible. Does anyone actually use that drawer anyway?