You heard me. What is your idea on this religion crap anyways. Christianity is the most bullshit of all.

I have some questions for you Christians.

1) First of all, there is a person floating on the clouds... and he has a scruffy beard? My objection to that is why would a man in the sky have such a scruffy beard?

2) If hes in the sky wouldn't a 747 smack him right out of the sky by now?

3) There has never really been a sighting of this jesus unless the people who saw the magical being were complete shit fucks in the mind.

4) If jesus has been seen why wouldnt any one go and tell the news paper or something like that? Never happend.

5) Is god an alien or can people just not see him by his invisibility cloak?

6) If high priests are the men of god then why are they having bum sex with 7 year old kids?

7) If you disobey him he will send you to hell and keep you their for all eternity?

And I thought my mom was tough...

8) If Christianity is so holy, why is christianity the most wealthy organization in the whole entire world?



9) If Satan gets the evil people, and God hates him so much then why does god give satan every evil person? I'd keep them to do my bidding.

10) And finally, what's your take on this so holy father and shit like that?



Edited: By someone else.

[This message has been edited by The Sneak (edited 01-21-2005).]

you are stupid.

stu·pid ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

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[Latin stupidus, from stupre, to be stunned.]

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stupid·ly adv.

stupid·ness n.

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stupid

adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue" [syn: dazed, stunned, stupefied, stupid(p)] 3: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers" [syn: unintelligent] [ant: intelligent] n : a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!" [syn: stupid person, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock]

i didnt read your post but religion is wrong (no im not an athiest http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif) ). christianity is deffinetly one of the more insane ones out there. if only they didnt take the bible 100% litteraly i could relate, but they seem to enjoy thinking of reality as a fairy tale so i just stay away from it.

quote:Originally posted by HandicapParking:

you are stupid.

stu·pid ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

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you are stupid.

stu·pid ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stpd, sty-)

adj. stu·pid·er, stu·pid·est

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

n.

A stupid or foolish person.

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[Latin stupidus, from stupre, to be stunned.]

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stupid·ly adv.

stupid·ness n.

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stupid

adj 1: lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity [ant: smart] 2: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue" [syn: dazed, stunned, stupefied, stupid(p)] 3: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers" [syn: unintelligent] [ant: intelligent] n : a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!" [syn: stupid person, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock]



[This message has been edited by aTribeCalledSean (edited 01-21-2005).]

I didn't bother reading all of the questions, because they're just as pathetic as the person who posted them.

quote:Originally posted by Clifford the Big Red Bong:

i didnt read your post but religion is wrong (no im not an athiest http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/mad.gif) ). christianity is deffinetly one of the more insane ones out there. if only they didnt take the bible 100% litteraly i could relate, but they seem to enjoy thinking of reality as a fairy tale so i just stay away from it.

Most christians don't take the bible literally, only the fundies.

quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

Most christians don't take the bible literally, only the fundies.

And they are the ones that make the most noise just like in every other religion. My mother is one, she thinks that reading random text from the bible will tell her how to live http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif) she also went through all the astro, tarrot, feng shui etc crap. Its just a fad, I hope. But there's the loophole when something doesn't go your way of "you didn't have enough faith".

You obviously lack interest, insight, and depth on this subject.

So, why are you here?

Cheers,

Lost

Wait. I forgot: I don't care.

Cheers,

Lost