unchewed_meat
2005-01-25, 01:42
After an argument with a former friend about her becoming religious, I guess she sent her friend to try and talk some "sense" into my athiest self. Here is a transcript that is too long for you to read.
[HER]: hey
[ME]: ya
[HER]: this is sydneys friend
[ME]: i know
[HER]: oh
[HER]: k
[ME]: was there a purpose to this?
[HER]: well i was gonna talk to you but i got caught up in my history hw
[HER]: so do u understand that hole Judges thing?
[ME]: yup
[HER]: sweet
[ME]: guys came, the one guy said 'dont hurt us, heres 2 bitches for you'
[ME]: they took the whore, left the daughter
[ME]: boned her all night
[ME]: then she got cut up and sent to 12 places
[ME]: Oh baby, there is NOTHING I like better than objectification of women
[ME]: I mean, thanks to the bible, I know that women are nothing but servants to men
[HER]: oh please dont tell me you believe taht.
[ME]: After all, its part of their punishment because Eve ate the forbidden fruit
[HER]: nope.
[ME]: Oh, you dont believe it?
[ME]: It says it in the bible!
[ME]: 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[HER]: women arent servants to men. that was a period of time thousands of years ago. during that time they were servents to men BY THEIR CHOICE. notice not ALL the women were slaves to them. and the same thing goes on today...hookers sleep with men b.c they want the money or W/E, not b/c god makes them. and women arent punished for Eve eating the fruit. we do have to bear children b.c of it tho.
[HER]: 3:16 of wat book
[ME]: so the bible doesn't apply to modern time?
[ME]: and you think they served men because it was FUN?
[ME]: read the end of genesis 3:16
[ME]: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[HER]: the new testament is talking directly to us in this period of time we're living in now. in the bible god refers to different periods of time as administrations. we're living in the grace administration. its the last administration there will be until the return of jesus christ.
[HER]: the old testament is purely for our learning.
[ME]: Oh, so now that jesus has come and died, god got all nice?
[HER]: but only the new testament is instructing us.
[ME]: how convenient
[HER]: nope, god was always nice. more than nice.
[ME]: but he used to kill everybody
[ME]: with plagues and floods
[ME]: and curses
[HER]: ya kno lee(thats ur name rite?)i reely wanan help you, but ur sarcasm makes it pretty hard.
[ME]: Im not being sarcastic
[ME]: Your religion is absurd
[ME]: Is it not convenient that you no longer have to worry about getting your ass kicked by god?
[ME]: Isn't it a lot better that you dont have to subject yourself to men?
[ME]: It is
[ME]: have you ever noticed that all the rules of the god of every different culture (up until separation of church and state) came from the RULERS of their nations?
[ME]: the rules of "god", more liek the rules of greedy humans
[HER]: we never had our ass's kicked my god. god did send plagues, but he was trying to protect the people that loved him from the ppl that were enslaving them.
[HER]: we never had to subject ourselves to men.
[ME]: Thats not what the old testament says
[ME]: did you not read what I just whote like 5 minutes ago?
[ME]: "and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
[ME]: RULE OVER THEE
[ME]: You're telling me that never happened?
[ME]: So you dont believe in your own bible?
[ME]: You must be one of those dirty athiests
[ME]: sydney ran away from me because she couldn't counter what I was saying
[ME]: her "defense" was to ask more questions
[HER]: the ppl that did that were following the devil. if u read examples of gods loving-kindness in the bible, and didnt interpret certain verses to mean wat u want them to mean, u wuld know gods not a big jackass out to get us. that wuld be the DEVIL. and yeah, the devil can make things seem all great for awhile down here, but believe me, wen ur suffering in hell's eternal fires while the ones who beleive in god and jesus are in paradise, life wont seem so great.
[ME]: so you're telling me the devil wrote sections of the bible?
[HER]: hun we shuld not be arguing about this. im trying to help you, but you seem to view wat im trying to take as a discussion of beliefs as a fight!
[ME]: How are you trying to "help" me
[ME]: you're just trying to convert me to your religion
[HER]: no. the part in genesis was saying that women will have babies. wen it said husbands will rule over thee it meant that we'll need the husbands in order to have the kids.
[ME]: and you know what that does? It sets boundaries on my freedom
[ME]: It's all subject to interperetation
[ME]: Mine is the more obvious one
[HER]: im not trying to convert you to my religion, this isnt even my religion or W/E. its wat the BIBLE says.
[ME]: whats your religion?
[HER]: yes but u cant interpret to YOUR understanding. to interpret it correctly it takes ALOT of studying. you cant just read a verse. you have to read the context.
[ME]: the context is that eve did the ultra-sin by eating the fruit, and god punished all women
[HER]: i am christian, non-denominational. dominations are all divisions of chrsitianity, like catholic, methodist, baptist, lutherun, etc. im not any of them. i simply follow gods word.
[ME]: so I make perfect sense
[ME]: How do you know you're following gods word?
[ME]: THE god
[ME]: Has god talked to you?
[HER]: yes god has.
[ME]: what did he say
[HER]: and you know how ur all into that verse in genesis how the "husband will rule over" us?
[ME]: and how did he say it
[ME]: Im not into that verse, I dont believe in that verse, I was saying that to prove a point about how absurd the Bible is
[HER]: ok well u think it is absurd. but read ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
[HER]: and note taht that is the new testament so it is directly talking to husbands
[HER]: well if u read my profile
[ME]: Well isn't that nice
[HER]: ull see that i thank god for giving us the gift of holy spirit
[HER]: wen we believe that jesus christ is the son of god and that god raised him from the dead, we recieve holy spirit
[ME]: it went from husbands ruling over wives, to husbands having to love wives
[HER]: and with holy spirit, we can speak in tongues
[HER]: speaking in tongues is perfect prayer
[HER]: also, holy spirit is wat gets us into heaven. you dont go to heaven based on ur works, or wat u do, like if ur a good person or not.
[ME]: Whats your point?
[HER]: then u can speak in tongues and interpret
[ME]: So, what you're saying is that you can only understand the bible if you believe in it?
[ME]: Well, thats the perfect defense for ignorant slobs
[ME]: I dont believe, therefore I see all that is wrong with the bible and how absolutely stupid and wrong it is
[ME]: but you do, so you're blind to reason?
[ME]: FANTASTIC
[HER]: wen u interpret, its to bless other ppl. b/c tongues isnt a language we can understand.(there are 2 types of prayer, prayer in understanding, like in my profile, wen i say specific things to god, and prayer in the spirit, which is speaking in tongues)
[ME]: Oh hey, check this out
[ME]: Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
[ME]: Submit yourself to your man as if he were god
[ME]: once again, MAN RULES WOMAN in the new testament
[ME]: All your arguments are matters of faith, Im looking for some fact here, buddy.
[HER]: and so god gives us the words. and then he gives us the words in english so we can understand. its a message to people. for instance, god has said thru me "my children whom i love dearliy, go forth boldy, use my word as ur weapon against the adversary. i will save you from those who try to decieve you. do not stray from my path, but go forth boldly"
[HER]: well u just have to believe lee.
[HER]: we are supposed to submit ourselves to our husbands. we shuldnt cheat on them or submit ourselves to any other men.
[HER]: theres plenty of proof in the bible of gods love.
[ME]: So I must throw all logic and reason out the theoretical window, then submit myself to these lies, right, gotcha. SIGN ME UP
[HER]: once you are able to believe in god, once u let down ur defenses and simply accept him into ur heart, ull be surprised how much he can do for you.
[ME]: I know theres plenty of proof in the bible of gods love
[ME]: theres plenty of proof in the Harry Potter books that Harry Potter knows magic
[ME]: Is harry potter real?
[ME]: I dont think so
[HER]: well you think the bible is lies. you think there is no logic or reason to it. that is ur opinion. i disagree, b/c it says in the bible that it is truth. it also says in the bible that god cannot lie. therefore, the bible must all be true, and wat he says to us must be true.
[ME]: Hahahaha
[HER]: i know it is true b/c i have followed him in my life, and i follow him evryday, and i have seen miracles and i have seen wat he says come to pass.
[HER]: im glad you dont think H.P. isnt real. it most def isnt
[ME]: so if JK rawlings or whatever her name is says that harry potter is true, and harry potter says he is god, and god says he doesn't lie, then harry potter must be god?
[HER]: no way
[ME]: OK
[HER]: im praying for you lee.
[ME]: I took your argument
[ME]: and applied it to another book
[ME]: why doesn't it work this time?
[ME]: Oh please, pray for me
[ME]: I need it soooooooo much
[ME]: go tell your ceiling that this mean smart guy who thinks he knows everything is making fun of your ceiling
[ME]: Oh wait, you bow your head when you pray, dont you?
[ME]: Im sorry, go tell your floor instead
[HER]: b/c harry potter is fiction. there is no proof he ever existed. if we tried to do wat harry potter does, it wuldnt work. for instance if we tryed to fly on a broomstick we wuldnt be able to. but if we try to do wat god says, like he says if we love our neighbor as ourselves we will in return be blessed, if we do that, we find that we ARE blessed.
[ME]: Can you walk on water?
[ME]: Can you heal the sick with your bare hands?
[HER]: no u dotn have to bow ur head to pray. you dont have to clasp ur hands or close ur eyes or anything. those were all traditions created over time by man.
[ME]: what makes you think the entire religion is not frabricated by man?
[ME]: What makes you KNOW
[ME]: have you ever heard of placebos?
[HER]: yes i culd heal the sick. yes i culd walk on water. if god needed me to, he wuld help me. with holy spirit we can heal. i have healed people before. all it takes is faith
[HER]: i love you and i hope you will believe the truth someday, but rite now ive gotta go
[ME]: HAHAHAHA
[ME]: aww, thats so sweet
[HER]: if u wanna learn bout holy spirit go to www.cabsf.com (http://www.cabsf.com)
[HER]: www.cabsf.org (http://www.cabsf.org) *
[ME]: Well, you win
[ME]: Im totally christian now
[ME]: You should probably finish off your history homework
[HER]: are u lying, or are u serious?
[ME]: Oh Im serious as possible
[ME]: Ask god, he will back me up
[HER]: well then im reely glad.
[HER]: thats so awesome.
[ME]: THANKS FOR SAVING ME
[HER]: no problem ttyl
[ME]: later
[HER]: but uh it wasnt me who saved you--its god
[HER]: ok peace have a good nite
[HER]: hey
[ME]: ya
[HER]: this is sydneys friend
[ME]: i know
[HER]: oh
[HER]: k
[ME]: was there a purpose to this?
[HER]: well i was gonna talk to you but i got caught up in my history hw
[HER]: so do u understand that hole Judges thing?
[ME]: yup
[HER]: sweet
[ME]: guys came, the one guy said 'dont hurt us, heres 2 bitches for you'
[ME]: they took the whore, left the daughter
[ME]: boned her all night
[ME]: then she got cut up and sent to 12 places
[ME]: Oh baby, there is NOTHING I like better than objectification of women
[ME]: I mean, thanks to the bible, I know that women are nothing but servants to men
[HER]: oh please dont tell me you believe taht.
[ME]: After all, its part of their punishment because Eve ate the forbidden fruit
[HER]: nope.
[ME]: Oh, you dont believe it?
[ME]: It says it in the bible!
[ME]: 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[HER]: women arent servants to men. that was a period of time thousands of years ago. during that time they were servents to men BY THEIR CHOICE. notice not ALL the women were slaves to them. and the same thing goes on today...hookers sleep with men b.c they want the money or W/E, not b/c god makes them. and women arent punished for Eve eating the fruit. we do have to bear children b.c of it tho.
[HER]: 3:16 of wat book
[ME]: so the bible doesn't apply to modern time?
[ME]: and you think they served men because it was FUN?
[ME]: read the end of genesis 3:16
[ME]: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
[HER]: the new testament is talking directly to us in this period of time we're living in now. in the bible god refers to different periods of time as administrations. we're living in the grace administration. its the last administration there will be until the return of jesus christ.
[HER]: the old testament is purely for our learning.
[ME]: Oh, so now that jesus has come and died, god got all nice?
[HER]: but only the new testament is instructing us.
[ME]: how convenient
[HER]: nope, god was always nice. more than nice.
[ME]: but he used to kill everybody
[ME]: with plagues and floods
[ME]: and curses
[HER]: ya kno lee(thats ur name rite?)i reely wanan help you, but ur sarcasm makes it pretty hard.
[ME]: Im not being sarcastic
[ME]: Your religion is absurd
[ME]: Is it not convenient that you no longer have to worry about getting your ass kicked by god?
[ME]: Isn't it a lot better that you dont have to subject yourself to men?
[ME]: It is
[ME]: have you ever noticed that all the rules of the god of every different culture (up until separation of church and state) came from the RULERS of their nations?
[ME]: the rules of "god", more liek the rules of greedy humans
[HER]: we never had our ass's kicked my god. god did send plagues, but he was trying to protect the people that loved him from the ppl that were enslaving them.
[HER]: we never had to subject ourselves to men.
[ME]: Thats not what the old testament says
[ME]: did you not read what I just whote like 5 minutes ago?
[ME]: "and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
[ME]: RULE OVER THEE
[ME]: You're telling me that never happened?
[ME]: So you dont believe in your own bible?
[ME]: You must be one of those dirty athiests
[ME]: sydney ran away from me because she couldn't counter what I was saying
[ME]: her "defense" was to ask more questions
[HER]: the ppl that did that were following the devil. if u read examples of gods loving-kindness in the bible, and didnt interpret certain verses to mean wat u want them to mean, u wuld know gods not a big jackass out to get us. that wuld be the DEVIL. and yeah, the devil can make things seem all great for awhile down here, but believe me, wen ur suffering in hell's eternal fires while the ones who beleive in god and jesus are in paradise, life wont seem so great.
[ME]: so you're telling me the devil wrote sections of the bible?
[HER]: hun we shuld not be arguing about this. im trying to help you, but you seem to view wat im trying to take as a discussion of beliefs as a fight!
[ME]: How are you trying to "help" me
[ME]: you're just trying to convert me to your religion
[HER]: no. the part in genesis was saying that women will have babies. wen it said husbands will rule over thee it meant that we'll need the husbands in order to have the kids.
[ME]: and you know what that does? It sets boundaries on my freedom
[ME]: It's all subject to interperetation
[ME]: Mine is the more obvious one
[HER]: im not trying to convert you to my religion, this isnt even my religion or W/E. its wat the BIBLE says.
[ME]: whats your religion?
[HER]: yes but u cant interpret to YOUR understanding. to interpret it correctly it takes ALOT of studying. you cant just read a verse. you have to read the context.
[ME]: the context is that eve did the ultra-sin by eating the fruit, and god punished all women
[HER]: i am christian, non-denominational. dominations are all divisions of chrsitianity, like catholic, methodist, baptist, lutherun, etc. im not any of them. i simply follow gods word.
[ME]: so I make perfect sense
[ME]: How do you know you're following gods word?
[ME]: THE god
[ME]: Has god talked to you?
[HER]: yes god has.
[ME]: what did he say
[HER]: and you know how ur all into that verse in genesis how the "husband will rule over" us?
[ME]: and how did he say it
[ME]: Im not into that verse, I dont believe in that verse, I was saying that to prove a point about how absurd the Bible is
[HER]: ok well u think it is absurd. but read ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
[HER]: and note taht that is the new testament so it is directly talking to husbands
[HER]: well if u read my profile
[ME]: Well isn't that nice
[HER]: ull see that i thank god for giving us the gift of holy spirit
[HER]: wen we believe that jesus christ is the son of god and that god raised him from the dead, we recieve holy spirit
[ME]: it went from husbands ruling over wives, to husbands having to love wives
[HER]: and with holy spirit, we can speak in tongues
[HER]: speaking in tongues is perfect prayer
[HER]: also, holy spirit is wat gets us into heaven. you dont go to heaven based on ur works, or wat u do, like if ur a good person or not.
[ME]: Whats your point?
[HER]: then u can speak in tongues and interpret
[ME]: So, what you're saying is that you can only understand the bible if you believe in it?
[ME]: Well, thats the perfect defense for ignorant slobs
[ME]: I dont believe, therefore I see all that is wrong with the bible and how absolutely stupid and wrong it is
[ME]: but you do, so you're blind to reason?
[ME]: FANTASTIC
[HER]: wen u interpret, its to bless other ppl. b/c tongues isnt a language we can understand.(there are 2 types of prayer, prayer in understanding, like in my profile, wen i say specific things to god, and prayer in the spirit, which is speaking in tongues)
[ME]: Oh hey, check this out
[ME]: Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
[ME]: Submit yourself to your man as if he were god
[ME]: once again, MAN RULES WOMAN in the new testament
[ME]: All your arguments are matters of faith, Im looking for some fact here, buddy.
[HER]: and so god gives us the words. and then he gives us the words in english so we can understand. its a message to people. for instance, god has said thru me "my children whom i love dearliy, go forth boldy, use my word as ur weapon against the adversary. i will save you from those who try to decieve you. do not stray from my path, but go forth boldly"
[HER]: well u just have to believe lee.
[HER]: we are supposed to submit ourselves to our husbands. we shuldnt cheat on them or submit ourselves to any other men.
[HER]: theres plenty of proof in the bible of gods love.
[ME]: So I must throw all logic and reason out the theoretical window, then submit myself to these lies, right, gotcha. SIGN ME UP
[HER]: once you are able to believe in god, once u let down ur defenses and simply accept him into ur heart, ull be surprised how much he can do for you.
[ME]: I know theres plenty of proof in the bible of gods love
[ME]: theres plenty of proof in the Harry Potter books that Harry Potter knows magic
[ME]: Is harry potter real?
[ME]: I dont think so
[HER]: well you think the bible is lies. you think there is no logic or reason to it. that is ur opinion. i disagree, b/c it says in the bible that it is truth. it also says in the bible that god cannot lie. therefore, the bible must all be true, and wat he says to us must be true.
[ME]: Hahahaha
[HER]: i know it is true b/c i have followed him in my life, and i follow him evryday, and i have seen miracles and i have seen wat he says come to pass.
[HER]: im glad you dont think H.P. isnt real. it most def isnt
[ME]: so if JK rawlings or whatever her name is says that harry potter is true, and harry potter says he is god, and god says he doesn't lie, then harry potter must be god?
[HER]: no way
[ME]: OK
[HER]: im praying for you lee.
[ME]: I took your argument
[ME]: and applied it to another book
[ME]: why doesn't it work this time?
[ME]: Oh please, pray for me
[ME]: I need it soooooooo much
[ME]: go tell your ceiling that this mean smart guy who thinks he knows everything is making fun of your ceiling
[ME]: Oh wait, you bow your head when you pray, dont you?
[ME]: Im sorry, go tell your floor instead
[HER]: b/c harry potter is fiction. there is no proof he ever existed. if we tried to do wat harry potter does, it wuldnt work. for instance if we tryed to fly on a broomstick we wuldnt be able to. but if we try to do wat god says, like he says if we love our neighbor as ourselves we will in return be blessed, if we do that, we find that we ARE blessed.
[ME]: Can you walk on water?
[ME]: Can you heal the sick with your bare hands?
[HER]: no u dotn have to bow ur head to pray. you dont have to clasp ur hands or close ur eyes or anything. those were all traditions created over time by man.
[ME]: what makes you think the entire religion is not frabricated by man?
[ME]: What makes you KNOW
[ME]: have you ever heard of placebos?
[HER]: yes i culd heal the sick. yes i culd walk on water. if god needed me to, he wuld help me. with holy spirit we can heal. i have healed people before. all it takes is faith
[HER]: i love you and i hope you will believe the truth someday, but rite now ive gotta go
[ME]: HAHAHAHA
[ME]: aww, thats so sweet
[HER]: if u wanna learn bout holy spirit go to www.cabsf.com (http://www.cabsf.com)
[HER]: www.cabsf.org (http://www.cabsf.org) *
[ME]: Well, you win
[ME]: Im totally christian now
[ME]: You should probably finish off your history homework
[HER]: are u lying, or are u serious?
[ME]: Oh Im serious as possible
[ME]: Ask god, he will back me up
[HER]: well then im reely glad.
[HER]: thats so awesome.
[ME]: THANKS FOR SAVING ME
[HER]: no problem ttyl
[ME]: later
[HER]: but uh it wasnt me who saved you--its god
[HER]: ok peace have a good nite