View Full Version : mary was raped by the holy spirit...
sergeant_dildo
2005-02-07, 17:31
...now, before you all get defensive and flamey, just think about it. by definition it's correct. god is a sick, raping bastard. the cunt
Sanity0verRated
2005-02-07, 17:42
Thank you. Finally a person that agrees with me. Kind of..I don't think he is a sick raping bastard...or a cunt..
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rape1 ( P )Pronunciation Key (rp) n.
The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.
Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.
I'm no Christian, but that's not how I learned it happening.
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sergeant_dildo
2005-02-07, 19:15
^^^^ well you know what i mean. god forcefully impregnated her, the wanker. good job he didn't have AIDS
edit: yeah i spelt impregnate 'inpregnate'. fuck knows...
[This message has been edited by sergeant_dildo (edited 02-07-2005).]
"Forcefully impregnate" is not the definition of rape, therefore you just Owned your own thread.
Kid_Blow
2005-02-07, 22:10
quote:Originally posted by sergeant_dildo:
good job he didn't have AIDS
Who knows, if one of those black religions is right, God is black......so?
LostCause
2005-02-08, 02:01
I wouldn't say he raped her. Actually, it's kind of hard to tell what happened there. She seemed to be happy about having the baby, and I don't think there was any actual "rape" involved. I'm pretty sure she just all of a sudden was with child. Then, to save face, Josef married her (as was the tradition back then: if a young girl was pregnant out of wedlocked an older man would take her in to save face.)
Cheers,
Lost
Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.
quote:Originally posted by Hentai:
Mabye she just cheated on jospeh and made up a bogus lie.
Wow...wouldn't it be great if we had that now..."I sware I never slept with her...it's not my kid, she slept with God"
-Val
Slash_1001
2005-02-08, 03:28
Jesus was just an A-sexual clone of Mary with jacked up hormones that made him look like a man.
Zerataul
2005-02-08, 03:47
Actually angel gabriel asked if it was okay with her that she was gonna have jesus and she said "let it be" also known as the fiat, therefore she consented to it.
Nokturnal
2005-02-08, 06:38
I have weird fucked up theory on this...mary was raped but not by no angel...She was Tripping on like shrooms or some other natural hallucigen and then her husband came and had raped her
What the fuck is taking the Kalki so long to get here?