View Full Version : God screwed us all over* he tricked us
ok, so god told them not to eat from the tree, well god should have know we are curious. there dor god fucked us in the ass. he tricked them in to eating it. there by saying we have free will when we dont really. kinda like when someone says dont do something and then someone does it when the other person is not there. everyone breaks the law... why? because we can if someone says no we say why. and that is why god fuck you all in the ass.
Yeah, we should get that bastard back.
need4speed
2005-03-06, 19:29
The human brain is unable to think in negatives.
If somebody tells us not to spill the milk, we have to actually think about spilling the milk to know what to avoid.
Often this results in spilling the milk.
great_sage=heaven
2005-03-06, 22:09
He's God, so he must have known it was going to happen.
This is why the bible should not be taken literally. It makes God an old bearded asshole.
Fai1safe
2005-03-07, 19:05
quote:Originally posted by need4speed:
The human brain is unable to think in negatives.
If somebody tells us not to spill the milk, we have to actually think about spilling the milk to know what to avoid.
Often this results in spilling the milk.
Truth. That always happens to me.
Outlaw Skumfuck
2005-03-07, 19:18
But what if he was just playing a joke? "Heh, I bet I can get them to eat from the tree...then I can act all mad at them.....and when it is all over we can all have a good laugh!" .....I am still waiting for his punchline.
Tesseract
2005-03-07, 20:48
Yeah, kind of like that thing with Abraham and his son. I don't think he thought it was that funny either.
or Job, don't forget Job. Who God screwed over to win a bet with Satan
Kodadragoon
2005-03-10, 04:24
Well (according to some christian beliefs not mine) it was gods plan for that to happen so he could *sacrifice* christ for us to go to heaven...