a white mans biggests fears..........that JESES was black.And that god is black. And that angels are really black. Come on yall. Admit it

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.

quote:Originally posted by Kodadragoon:

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.

What kind of caucasians are you thinking of?

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy

The place where Jesus was actually from was populated with a mix of different cultures. Some darker than others. There was a large Roman community and many Romans have/had blonde hair and blue eyes.

But, you're right to a degree. Mary was Sfardic Jew and since the genetic origins of the father are indefinite... I mean, it's possible he was the son of a Roman soldier or something and had blonde hair, but odds are: no.

It states, in the bible, though, that he was of a surprisingly light persuasion. Which implies that there would be little chance of him being born light. That could suggest that Mary was on the very dark side. But, Jesus was supposedly born meditterainian looking. Olive colored skin, dark brown hair, dark brown eyes, etc...

Cheers,

Lost

Exodus 3:6 : Moreover he said, I am the God of thy father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; for he was afraid to look upon God.

If God was black, would he not have said "I is..."? (Just Kiddin')

I hate it when people paint pictures showing Jesus as white.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy

quote:Originally posted by benz:

god is black

If I believed in him (I am undecided at the moment) I would prefer to believe is he neither black nor white nor any other skin colour for that matter, that he is neither male nor female.

I would believe that he is an eternal entity that binds all of existence, one that can not, nor can ever be comprehended, He does not have a physical form nor does he not have a physical form, He is everything and nothing at the same time.

P.S. Sorry for any grammatical and/or spelling errors.

Completely irrelavent. If you think pigment matters then you completely missed the man's point.

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!

quote:Originally posted by Spic Power:

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!

But then we would all be little, slightly rumpled pink elephants, since we were made in His image.

Just kidding...

quote:Originally posted by Spic Power:

I wish god was a big pink, fluffy elephant!

No, definitely a pig.

Then women would be made out of ribs.

mmmmmmmmmm ribs

quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

What kind of caucasians are you thinking of?

the black ones duh

"And that angels are really black."

You've been watching the Gary Coleman Show, haven't you?

Who the fuck cares what color he was he was a fucking retard who washed peoples feet for a living :P

By the way he was pretty white. or so says all the tapestries (holy shit i cant spell) and stain glass windows or w/e devoted to him all around the world from thousands of years ago in places where the idea of christianity had never been heard of. one instance of this being a shaolin temple where scripts describing him and his way of thinking from thousands of years ago. he was a real guy he wasnt black or asian he was either white or really light light middle eastern color.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy

quote:Originally posted by Source:

I dont give a toss if he was blue pink or red im still not gonna believe in the guy

Schwag.

quote:Originally posted by Eski:

Who the fuck cares what color he was he was a fucking retard who washed peoples feet for a living :P

By the way he was pretty white. or so says all the tapestries (holy shit i cant spell) and stain glass windows or w/e devoted to him all around the world from thousands of years ago in places where the idea of christianity had never been heard of. one instance of this being a shaolin temple where scripts describing him and his way of thinking from thousands of years ago. he was a real guy he wasnt black or asian he was either white or really light light middle eastern color.

Shut.

The.

Fuck.

Up.

quote:Originally posted by Kodadragoon:

Okay first off, Jesus wasn't "black". He did have dark skin though but still fits into the category of caucasian. Angels aren't black. Angels are a completly different being.

Jesus hates you, now die.

Awwww skeeeet

Everyone knows Jesus was Mexican mein. Most of the Jesus' I know are anyway.

Jesus was a pigmy!

I agree with you on that ive always said jesus was a nigga.

If he existed, I hope he was a Pikey.

If Jesus Was Black Why Were They Slaves?

I Wish Jesus Wasa Heffalump Like On Pooh Lol





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This forum provokes so many thoughts. However, I have neither the time nor is my responsibility to crush you in life like the trash you are. Anyways, a rhetorical question for you, what proof do you have that Jesus was black? Precisly, none, there have never been any biblical reference, tapestries, paintings, frescas, mosaics, anything describing Jesus was black, however, there are all of the above to prove that he is Hebrew. Another thing, God nor Jesus exist, or at least as they are described today. You see, some thousands of years ago, people believed whatever you told them. They were called Homoerectus (I bet you like both of those words don't you?). As time progressed people became more advanced and ove the course of a few years, a book was created, merely a novel, it was referred to as the Bible. People read this and believed it to be true, much like the 1930s broadcast of War of the Worlds, in which a radio broadcast about aliens sent the state of New York fleeing the country. Time went on and people began to live by this book, thinking that if they do not comply with rules and such that this "God" will smite them. Throughout history, after this book was in existance, moronic individuals such as yourself have lived in fear of hell and cannot accept the concept of the lack of one of questionable existance. Bottom line, you prefer to accept the theory of little to no evidence, creation, before anything, there was nothing, and then all of a sudden, without explanation, there was everything as opposed to the scientific proof that humans slowly evolved from apes and the big bang theory, supported by real material evidence.

jesus looked just lie ossamabenladin fuckers

"jesus looked just lie ossamabenladin fuckers" Hahaha ossamabenladin? You should really learn to spell.

Jesus may have been a real person, but he was not any differnt than you or I. The "rumors" that he was resurected after he died are false, and they were created by his disciples that simply couldn't stomach the fact he didn't smite the romans and lead them to god.

It is sick that some people live by the writings of incedents that happened thosands of years ago and have been revised hundreds of times.

quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

Shut.

The.

Fuck.

Up.



NO http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) go fuck urself jewcakes http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Most likely Jewish. Or the image would be, first Jewish because the sect focuses on a virgin birth from a Jew when Jews are the 'chosen people'. Then light-colored Roman when the religion was turned upside down and paganized with its advertisements to the Romans and Celts.

The tribe of Judah was not black.

quote:Originally posted by Accent:

If I believed in him (I am undecided at the moment) I would prefer to believe is he neither black nor white nor any other skin colour for that matter, that he is neither male nor female.

your talking about a green rubber dildo.

Jesus was mexican.

*ahem*

He was a carpenter. He walked everywhere. He always went with a lot of people.



Set and match.



Jesus was mexican.

quote:Originally posted by Silent Bob:

Jesus was mexican.

*ahem*

He was a carpenter. He walked everywhere. He always went with a lot of people.



Set and match.



Jesus was mexican.



....Good point.

He was probably more ethnic than anything.

jesus was black? well my dick fits in ur mouth...

*your reply* well ur dick is small

*my reply* made u scream

*your reply* did not

*my reply* cuz u were chugging my cock!



y did the ladies love jesus so much...

cuz he was hung like this *holds arms out to sides...*