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WinAce
2005-03-30, 09:41
LordCo Centre (http://www.lordcocentre.com/) spoofed pretty much the entire Bond franchise with their recent update, which included 9 movies for Cineplex Golgotha. Here's the one that began it all:

quote:Dr. Noah - A LordCo Films Production (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/228.html)

"Christ, Jesus Christ, 00t"

Jesus Christ, secret agent in the service of Jehovah, must race against time to defeat an evil prophet from flooding the world for a second time, thus making god out to be a total, lying piece of shit. In a story line similar to one of the worst Deep Space Nine episodes ever, Jesus Christ travels from one exotic, dust-covered locale to another with his only his trusty crucifix and his wits to save the world.

The others are:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>From Egypt With Love (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/229.html)

<LI>Myrrhfinger (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/230.html)

<LI>Thundergod (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/231.html)

<LI>You Only Resurrect Twice (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/232.html)

<LI>On Jehovah's Secret Service (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/233.html)

<LI>Diadems Are Forever (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/234.html)

<LI>Live and Let Die and Resurrect and Let Live Again (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/235.html)

<LI>The Man With The Golden Calf (http://www.lordcocentre.com/Stores/golgotha/236.html)</UL>

Enjoy! Tell your friends. Email them to your fundamentalist acquaintances. Link those from other forums and blogs. "Ask a God" (a real one, not those fake, made up gods that never reply) for advice to your worst problems or issues on the LordBoard (http://lordco.netfirms.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi). Use the Confess-o-Matic (http://lordco.netfirms.com/confess/index.php) to avoid getting into an unsafe, dark booth with one of those pervert priests. And so on (there's so much stuff on that site, it isn't funny, although the content itself is).

R_I
2005-03-30, 09:46
Damn, are you the WinAce? Formerly "Fundies Say the Darndest Things" WinAce? If so, I love your free will argument and use it all the time.

EDIT: Eh heh, I don't know why I'm getting so excited. I see you post at II.

[This message has been edited by R_I (edited 03-30-2005).]

WinAce
2005-03-30, 19:29
Yep! Formerly that WinAce, now Jessica's WinAce. (I met the cutest, coolest girl ever online!) I still hang around those kinds of boards on occasion, but nowhere near as much, and for good reason.

Enjoy the spoofs--LordCo is one of my favorite websites, at least on par with LandoverBaptist, as far as I'm concerned.