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MR END
2005-04-04, 09:29
Linky (http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/news_that_the_r.html)

"What if the 'Rapture' happened but you were left behind? That's what millions of Christians are wondering amid mounting evidence that the Rapture, the much-anticipated event in which God summons his faithful to the heavens, may have happened earlier this month."

"As of today, fewer than three dozen Christians are confirmed to have been 'raptured,' leaving their rejected brethren to deal with seven years of Tribulation, a turbulent period marked by the return of the anti-Christ."

"disappointed travelers are asking the same questions: 'Why not me?' 'What did I do wrong?' and 'Was it something I said?' "

Try a little self-esteem kiddies http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Digital_Savior
2005-04-04, 09:32
That article is crap.

When we rapture, our bodies won't be flying anywhere. Isn't any room in heaven for man-flesh, ya know.

Also, there will be a heck of a lot more people missing than just under 3 dozen. *laughs*

Ridiculous.

ArgonPlasma2000
2005-04-04, 22:20
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

That article is crap.

When we rapture, our bodies won't be flying anywhere. Isn't any room in heaven for man-flesh, ya know.

Also, there will be a heck of a lot more people missing than just under 3 dozen. *laughs*

Ridiculous.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that makes me laugh. I dont find anywhere n scripture to support a "rapture over time"

Yea, theres going to be alot more than just 3 dozen. But how do they base their argument that somene has actuallbeen raptured?

Zman
2005-04-04, 22:47
it was supposed to be funny

Digital_Savior
2005-04-05, 05:34
Thanks, Captain Obvious.

*smiles*

NightVision
2005-04-05, 07:14
Wtf? Rapture? Getting Sucked up into t3h ufo? Seriously, thats what I thought of first. I want to duke it out with the anti-christ. 7 years of fun before I go up to heavan or as revalations down to the cube or whatever.

Tokolosh
2005-04-05, 12:13
I'm excited.