Does anybody know how to summon Shax?

Yeh. Stab yourself in the throat with a carving knife. Then he just pops up.

Aphelion Corona, I am asking a serious question. What do you have against me, dude?

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

Aphelion Corona, I am asking a serious question. What do you have against me, dude?

1. You ask a question with no information to help people find an answer.

2. It sounds like teenage angst bullshit, which automatically warrants you being a target of hatred by all the other angsty teens.

3. Why are you interested in summoning ethereal beings, which in all likelihood don't exist?

4. I know the incantations to summon the Christian devil, as described by early doomsday cults in AD Rome...it didn't work...chances are, no other incantations or ceremonies will work either, they're all bullshit. The only time they work is when you're on acid, and that's just YOUR mind fucking with you.

gotta agree with hex here but i'll tell u this if we're wrong then u can put ur evil little demon on us o and also one other thing u might of heard of it but it's called the internet whole lot of information out there tring mmm o what's the words o looking it up on ur own yeah there u go

Lets just say youd have better luck building your demon summoning machine. Either way even if you do manage to summon him hes going to kill you.

I just don't understand why you keep asking US, instead of getting the texts that will actually teach you how to accomplish these things.

It seems like you are trying to be unique, and "cool" by asking questions about beings that we have no clue about.

Though, I am positive with a little Googling, we could find all the answers to the questions you are asking...

...and so could you.

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

I am asking a serious question.

There´s nothing serious in you..

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[This message has been edited by randomretard (edited 04-07-2005).]

You know, Shaokhano, there are a total of 77 keys out of 104 on the keyboard that I've never seen you use. That means you're only utilizing 26% of your total typing capabilities and potentials. Learning it only requires a minimal amount of effort, and those who read your posts won't be driven to suicide.