...would you choose to go to hell or heaven? And don't bullshit me about how you're already given that chance by either living a "good" or "bad" life. I'm talking instant hell or heaven, no matter what kind of life you've lead. I wonder how God would react to "good" people going to an eternity of suffering freely, especially considering his "love" for them. You'd get instant badass status though. You could walk up to the Devil and say: I'm here cause God is a fucktard, you rotting piece of maggoty homosexualism.

I bet they have Pringles Hot & Spicy sprinkled with crack rock in hell. Holy shit man, I'm just going. I doubt buring forever can be any worse than dealing with this world's idiots. I just hope they don't kick me outa hell for being so much of a badass.

HOLY SHIT!

It would be fun for a while. but your forgeting satan would put a skewer in your ass till it came out your mouth and roast you on a flame while ass raping you, I personally think the novelty would wear off after a while.

The point of humanity is a lot of people doing the same shit. In Devil's Advocate, Al said he owned the 20th century. About 100% of humanity from it went freely to hell. I'd call that instant ownage. I think the Devil lacks the cocks for all those people. Why do you think the Devil is creating an army of evil souls? To PART-AY of course, dag nammit! It's one big feast down there, buddy. And the base is fucking free. FREE I TELLZ YA! And there's pirates too! Like in Pirates of the Caribbean. Only these one aren't contracted to Disney and actually kick anus.

I just don't see how Heaven can offer anything better. Free heroin and deverginizing the Virgin Marry over and over again might get close, but poppin' cherry gets old FAST.

This thread kicks so much ass it belongs in HELL!

I bet Eazy-E is cruising down the highway to hell in his six fou'!

You're a badass, Snoopy.

After you take over Hell Snoopy, you can then use your badassness to take over Heaven too. Then you truely will be unstoppable http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif).

<Snoopy> If you want to fuck with people, break your neck and make sure you have to spend the rest of your life in a wheel chair.

<Snoopy> Then eat Mexican food non stop.

<Snoopy> And have them change you.

<Snoopy> And get really fat.

<Snoopy> And never shower.

<Snoopy> And always ride elevators.

<Snoopy> Shit, get a job as elevator inspector or something.

<Aconek> ...And what do we get out of all this?

<Snoopy> A bunch of pissed of people?

<Snoopy> off*

<Snoopy> And free cigarettes!

<Das_Troll> and body funk

<Aconek> Heh.

<cense> being that fat and having a broken neck, would you still be able to masturbate?

<TJTay89> Thats what the fat rolls are for.

<Snoopy> cense, the insurance money will afford you a lifetime of hookers.

<Snoopy> And beer.

<Snoopy> Dark, 12% alc. beer.

<Snoopy> The real shit.

<Snoopy> Not of that piss you Americans drink.

<Suzanne> lol

<Snoopy> And you can pretend you're a veteran.

http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc271.gif

Yeah, but where the fuck do all those retarded children come from?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Yeah, but where the fuck do all those retarded children come from?

Rosie O'donald?

quote:Originally posted by TJTay89:

Rosie O'donald?

In that case, I'll be molesting my hand tonight.

If there was a way to get used to hell, I would love it. If hell is like I imagine (beautiful fire breathing spirits, pure anger and hatred, fueled by the burning sensation, and you could dominate others there and it was one big infernal war, screaming SATAN SATAN, and cursing Jehova,[if hell was a place where the weak would suffer and the strong will conquer, I would want to be there]) If hell is constant torture and nothing else, then no, I would never want to go there. If hell was the annihilation of your existance, then I would not want to go there, until I had seen/had it all(in the afterlife). It all depends on what your hell is. But if hell is a place that noone could possibly like, then why would anyone want to be there?

I kind of came to a conclusion a couple years ago that if heaven and hell are as christianity says they then heaven would be hell and hell would be heaven, because what kind of perfect existence would be perfect to a species that requires adversity - choices to be happy?

That was a long sentence.

Cheers,

Lost

You calling someone else an idiot is pretty funny, Snoop.

I'd go to heaven...even if it sucks, I'd be with my God.

Lost, we won't be human in heaven...completely different needs.

We didn't need adversity when we were created, I must point out.

That is, if you believe in all that Christian crap. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Looks like Snoopy will have fun being sodomized for the rest of eternity.

Rev 4:6 And before the throne [there was] a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, [were] four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

/\WTF? I thought it was to be about the size of a borg cube lol.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

You calling someone else an idiot is pretty funny, Snoop.

I'd go to heaven...even if it sucks, I'd be with my God.

I'm quite successful at turning this world into a living hell for idiots like you, fucktard jew kike nigger muslim. God damn piece of shit.

Drunk driving, murder, rape, crime, hardcore drug abuse, child abuse, irresponsible nocturnal activities, physical assault, verbal assault, sexual harassment, corruption, theft, sodomy, blackmail, you'll come in contact with them. And when the drama rains down upon your neck, you'll remember me, and you'll remember your sorry ass state of mind as the tears roll down your muddy cheeks and you wish you were dead and with your loving God.

If flames are all that hell has in store for me, it's gonna be a walk in the park. You can't handle the drama of life. Some people would spend an eternity in flames if they could only escape these few moments of agony in this life. Chances are, you become on of those people. And I and others like me are responsible for that. It's the whole Western Culture. It's part of our blood. Corrupt and destroy everything that cannot be assimilated. Religion is dead.

They say Europe belongs to Islam. Poor fools. I see it every day. Thousands, millions of islamic youths swept away by alcohol, drugs, women/men, music, night life, corruption, greed, money, cars. Heh, how can any religion stand against that? Speak of god and get your face cut up. God ain't welcome here, and neither are you. The idiocy of religious people has been exploited countless times. I've seen it happen before. Mainly in wars. Wars I was a part of. Culture, religion, it's all shit. It's here to blind us from our true human nature and slow our artificial evolution. Creationist don't believe in evolution. Fuckhead, humans create evolution. Nature evolves to fucking slow. We can advance faster on our own. We don't need nature or god or whatever. We have all we need, right here in our sick, twisted heads. If you have a problem with what we do, well...

You gonna get raped.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Lost, we won't be human in heaven...completely different needs.

We didn't need adversity when we were created, I must point out.

That is, if you believe in all that Christian crap. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Technically, though, you could say that the reason Eve eventually defied gods command not to eat from the tree was because there were no other decent choices to make.

"Hmm... eat from the apple tree or eat from the orange tree. Hmmm... May be I'll hang out and do nothing today, or may be I'll just go to sleep..." I mean, for beings with freewill a perfect place like the garden of eden would've had to have been pretty boring. So, Adam and Eve would've eventually been force, psychologically, to make the wrong choice just because they didn't have any other meaningfull choices.

Of course, that's just an idea.

And certainly I thought about that we wouldn't be humans in heaven, but at the same token: would we become angels? No. Angels are a completely different things than humans, and even according to Christianity heaven is the angels kingdom, it doesn't say anything about being the kingdom of the human spirit. So, what's more powerfull after death: human spirits or angels. Do we even belong in heaven? That kind of stuff.

Anyways, that's how my theory evolved.

Cheers,

Lost

I figure all the good music would be in hell along with all the good musicians. Heaven probably has an anti-drugs policy too. One ticket to the lake of fire for me please.

Hmm I just realised that reading Snoopy's posts remind me a lot of some character out of a Don DeLillo book come to life. I have my theories but I don't think he's a hoomon bean

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I'm quite successful at turning this world into a living hell for idiots like you, fucktard jew kike nigger muslim. God damn piece of shit.

Drunk driving, murder, rape, crime, hardcore drug abuse, child abuse, irresponsible nocturnal activities, physical assault, verbal assault, sexual harassment, corruption, theft, sodomy, blackmail, you'll come in contact with them. And when the drama rains down upon your neck, you'll remember me, and you'll remember your sorry ass state of mind as the tears roll down your muddy cheeks and you wish you were dead and with your loving God.

If flames are all that hell has in store for me, it's gonna be a walk in the park. You can't handle the drama of life. Some people would spend an eternity in flames if they could only escape these few moments of agony in this life. Chances are, you become on of those people. And I and others like me are responsible for that. It's the whole Western Culture. It's part of our blood. Corrupt and destroy everything that cannot be assimilated. Religion is dead.

They say Europe belongs to Islam. Poor fools. I see it every day. Thousands, millions of islamic youths swept away by alcohol, drugs, women/men, music, night life, corruption, greed, money, cars. Heh, how can any religion stand against that? Speak of god and get your face cut up. God ain't welcome here, and neither are you. The idiocy of religious people has been exploited countless times. I've seen it happen before. Mainly in wars. Wars I was a part of. Culture, religion, it's all shit. It's here to blind us from our true human nature and slow our artificial evolution. Creationist don't believe in evolution. Fuckhead, humans create evolution. Nature evolves to fucking slow. We can advance faster on our own. We don't need nature or god or whatever. We have all we need, right here in our sick, twisted heads. If you have a problem with what we do, well...

You gonna get raped.

You couldn't make this world hell for anyone. Satan does it well enough without you.

I hate to break it to ya, but being a bigot doesn't make you cool. I know that completely shatters your purpose in life, but perhaps it is time for you to reconsider why you live.

When bad things happen to people, we can't deny God exists...we can more rightly see that Satan is at work here in the world, just as God said he would be.

Hell is not a lake of fire...no flames, buddy. That's just an analogy for the eternal pain and suffering that will be experienced in Hell. Hell is simply utter aloneness and regret. You will be crying out for God for the rest of eternity, and He will not hear you. Your chance to believe is here on earth...if you don't, then you will be eternally separated from Him. Upon death, the realization of His existence will be undeniable, and therefor GUILT/REGRET is Hell.

I don't have a problem with humans living sinful lives, I have a problem with humans not recognizing their sin, and giving credit to the appropriate entity.

Suffering is not God's fault. He did not specifically create sin. He created FREE WILL, in both angels and humans. Lucifer's rebellion was the beginning of sin, and thus the downfall of man.

Yes, God created Lucifer, but Lucifer made his own choices. God didn't force Him to rebel, and He certainly doesn't force Lucifer to create agony and pain in life. Lucifer does that all on his own.

For that, he will spend eternity in Hell.

People that reject God are granted the same.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Technically, though, you could say that the reason Eve eventually defied gods command not to eat from the tree was because there were no other decent choices to make.

"Hmm... eat from the apple tree or eat from the orange tree. Hmmm... May be I'll hang out and do nothing today, or may be I'll just go to sleep..." I mean, for beings with freewill a perfect place like the garden of eden would've had to have been pretty boring. So, Adam and Eve would've eventually been force, psychologically, to make the wrong choice just because they didn't have any other meaningfull choices.

Of course, that's just an idea.

And certainly I thought about that we wouldn't be humans in heaven, but at the same token: would we become angels? No. Angels are a completely different things than humans, and even according to Christianity heaven is the angels kingdom, it doesn't say anything about being the kingdom of the human spirit. So, what's more powerfull after death: human spirits or angels. Do we even belong in heaven? That kind of stuff.

Anyways, that's how my theory evolved.

Cheers,

Lost

Technically ? Based on what evidence ?

She was naive, and Satan was very cunning. First, he placed doubt of God's sovereignty by asking, "Did God really say not to eat of this tree ?", and then he called God a liar by saying, "Surely if you eat of this tree, you will not perish."

He then proceeded to infect her mind with the BENEFITS of this sin: "You will be like gods, because of your knowledge."

Sounds good to me ! I probably would have eaten the forbidden fruit as well.

I don't think the Garden was boring, and I don't believe that boredom was what forced sin. I believe temptation and weak will are what force sin.

We won't be angels, that's for sure. The Bible tells us that our bodies will become "glorified". There will be no disease or disfigurement. We won't have flesh, so it is reasonable to conclude we will be nothing but spirit.

Angels are certainly higher in the food chain, but it is interesting to note that God loves us MORE. Not that it matters, but...there won't be a power struggle in heaven.

It's a good theory, though. It shows a sustained exposure to serious contemplation and consideration.

Thanks for the input.

quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

I figure all the good music would be in hell along with all the good musicians. Heaven probably has an anti-drugs policy too. One ticket to the lake of fire for me please.





Sorry, hon...won't be any music in Hell.

Lots of music in heaven, though !

Christianity is totally opposed to drugs right? So if I went to heaven, the only music I could hear would be that played by "Rockers Against Drugs (YAY POWER!)"

Sounds like my idea of hell actually

We aren't going to be "people" in Heaven and Hell. Which means we won't want or have drugs.

The music in heaven is a holy sound...magnificent in it's splendor and beauty.

You and I can't even concieve of this type of music...it can't be accomplished here on earth.

You know people are going to respond to that by with "how do you know that"

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Technically ? Based on what evidence ?

She was naive, and Satan was very cunning. First, he placed doubt of God's sovereignty by asking, "Did God really say not to eat of this tree ?", and then he called God a liar by saying, "Surely if you eat of this tree, you will not perish."

He then proceeded to infect her mind with the BENEFITS of this sin: "You will be like gods, because of your knowledge."

Sounds good to me ! I probably would have eaten the forbidden fruit as well.

I don't think the Garden was boring, and I don't believe that boredom was what forced sin. I believe temptation and weak will are what force sin.

We won't be angels, that's for sure. The Bible tells us that our bodies will become "glorified". There will be no disease or disfigurement. We won't have flesh, so it is reasonable to conclude we will be nothing but spirit.

Angels are certainly higher in the food chain, but it is interesting to note that God loves us MORE. Not that it matters, but...there won't be a power struggle in heaven.

It's a good theory, though. It shows a sustained exposure to serious contemplation and consideration.

Thanks for the input.

You and I simply have a difference in opinion. I see it one way, you see it another.

But, if I remember correctly we're considered higher on the heavenly food chain than the angels, considering they are our servants.

Cheers,

Lost

Fucking Nigger Fucker.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ No more seafood.

Think of it though heavan might be everyone hooked into iv drug dispensers for all eternity, or all the people's souls in some storage technology recieving digital heroin.

Did't God kinda repeal that law in Peter's dream? And Jesus said it was not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean but what come out. I'm a heathan and I know that.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

You couldn't make this world hell for anyone. Satan does it well enough without you.

I hate to break it to ya, but being a bigot doesn't make you cool. I know that completely shatters your purpose in life, but perhaps it is time for you to reconsider why you live.

When bad things happen to people, we can't deny God exists...we can more rightly see that Satan is at work here in the world, just as God said he would be.

Hell is not a lake of fire...no flames, buddy. That's just an analogy for the eternal pain and suffering that will be experienced in Hell. Hell is simply utter aloneness and regret. You will be crying out for God for the rest of eternity, and He will not hear you. Your chance to believe is here on earth...if you don't, then you will be eternally separated from Him. Upon death, the realization of His existence will be undeniable, and therefor GUILT/REGRET is Hell.

I don't have a problem with humans living sinful lives, I have a problem with humans not recognizing their sin, and giving credit to the appropriate entity.

Suffering is not God's fault. He did not specifically create sin. He created FREE WILL, in both angels and humans. Lucifer's rebellion was the beginning of sin, and thus the downfall of man.

Yes, God created Lucifer, but Lucifer made his own choices. God didn't force Him to rebel, and He certainly doesn't force Lucifer to create agony and pain in life. Lucifer does that all on his own.

For that, he will spend eternity in Hell.

People that reject God are granted the same.

You're fucking dumb with your retarded bible thumping. I have never seen this "Satan" fuckhead or ever seen him at work. I've seen other humans do exactly what you describe though, including myself. And fuck, I reject god and all his loving shithead people.

God is a fucking pussy. He sends EVERYONE to hell for the same crime. If I'm a murderer, it doesn't matter how much I've killed, I'll BURN IN HELL anyway. I've raped, I'll BURN IN HELL. I've rejected your homosexual god, I'll BURN IN HELL. Your god is a fucking chump. He lacks creativity. Everyone just goes to hell. Well FUCK! An eternity of suffering and agony is much better than "god's love". I don't want his love, I rejected it and I will see fit to it that as many other ignorant people who blindly follow god's "love" do the same. We don't need him or his love. We'll do fine on our own. In fact, we'll do BETTER. We don't need his guiding hand. We have our own. To believe in god is to enslave yourself. You're losing your full potential. The potential that we can be like him, better than him.

There is no god or heaven or hell, but clearly you are too fucking retarded to see so. Hence, I will indulge you the favour of stooping to your primitive animalistic level of thinking. In god's eyes, you're nothing but an animal. He doesn't want you to think, he doesn't want you to search, he doesn't want you to live, he just wants you to exist in belief. It's called dreaming. I'm not going to spend my life asleep. I want to eat from the tree of knowledge. I want to eat from the tree of life. I want to eat Eva's moist gash and fuck Adam in the asshole.

God gave us free will, but he forbid us to use it. Without knowledge, we would be nothing. Drooling retards, following his mighty word, in bliss for eternity. Would you exchange this life for eternal bliss of pure idiocy? FUCK NO! If God was trying to protect humanity from sin by denying us knowledge, then I will personally fuckin him in his galactic rectum. I bet he'd like that too. This is much better. Sin is what makes life worth living. If there was no sin, no knowledge, I'd rather not exist at all.

My FREEDOM to pick up a gun, which humanity invented with ITS KNOWLEDGE, and shoot your fucking face off is what makes life worth living. I don't need god to live. I don't need my parents to live. I'm independent. Now let's say that word again; INDEPENDANT. If you're going to be forever momma's little boy and never leave her nest, how will your wings grow?! You'll never fly. I fly. Oh fuck how I fly.

You're subhuman. You're nothing. And when you die, it will be a definition.

quote:Originally posted by The_Nazi:

Fucking Nigger Fucker.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ No more seafood.

Think of it though heavan might be everyone hooked into iv drug dispensers for all eternity, or all the people's souls in some storage technology recieving digital heroin.

I want you to refrain from using such language in my forum in the future. I, myself, do not take offense to the nature of your statement but speaking as an authority I don't believe it is right to hinder someone on basis of their physicalities. Especially in a religious/spiritual forum. I hope I make myself clear. And if not you can privately e-mail me at generic@beenhad.com .

That goes for you as well, Xenobite.

Cheers,

Lost

Wicked post Snoopy

I know Snoopy seems like a heartless asshole, yearning with all his being to inflict his mindless genocidal rage upon the world, but underneath all that...



...he's really much worse...

quote:Originally posted by The_Nazi:

Fucking Nigger Fucker.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ No more seafood.

He said "Those are to be an abomination to you." Not those are an abomination period, or those are an abomination before me. He meant you should be of the mindset that they shouldn't be touched with a forty foot pole, because they're not kosher.

Also, unlike homosexuality, which he declared an abomination before all the nations of the earth, shrimp may be eaten by goyim. In fact, the only dietary restrictions in the Noachide laws are that you are not to eat of an animal that is still alive.

quote:Originally posted by Sephiroth:

I know Snoopy seems like a heartless asshole, yearning with all his being to inflict his mindless genocidal rage upon the world, but underneath all that...



...he's really much worse...