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sawed_off_pump
2005-06-05, 00:18
the way i see it, 98% of america will have to go through this to get into heaven. i probably will too. my sister told me, during this time, i could do whatever i wanted, as long as i didn't surrender to the devil. god says we'll kill our own parents for food. so why shouldn't i just live my life how i want to, do whatever i want to, and be buried with my guns, so when my soul returns to my body, i'll have my gun in my hands, and plenty ammunition. why doesn't everybody do this? most "christians" will have to go through this, just from being so materialistic and selfish.

if i do this, what should i expect? is it possible to die? and if not, what happens if i get shot? will i really return to my body? and if so, wouldn't it make sense to be buried with a gun? im thinking of just living how i want to, killing who i want to, robbing who i want to, because, im most likely going to have to go though this anyway to get to heaven.

T-BagBikerStar
2005-06-05, 02:21
Have you ever heard of Antisocial Personality Disorder? It is a personality disorder that occurs in 3% of men and 1% of women. Essentially people with this disorder are unable to experience the emotion of remorse, the have no conscience, and no morals. These people can be extremely manipulative and have superficial emotions. Although it may be possible to explain what remorse is to them they will not experience it themselves. A huge percentage of these people end up in jail because of their lack of conscience and remorse. You might want to just get checked out by a psychologist because you seem messed up. Don't be afraid to see a psychologist, 50% of Americans develop some sort of personality disorder at some point in their lives.

[This message has been edited by T-BagBikerStar (edited 06-05-2005).]

xXPhoenixFireXx
2005-06-06, 00:54
Bury yourself with all your guns in a secret place. After you're dead we'll find you and take your guns as our own.

JewDude
2005-06-06, 05:47
quote:Originally posted by xXPhoenixFireXx:

Bury yourself with all your guns in a secret place. After you're dead we'll find you and take your guns as our own.

If he has a desert eagle, I call dibs.

Random_Looney
2005-06-07, 21:34
I call all the ammo. You guys can keep most of the guns, but I want the ammo. I got more on the way...

ArgonPlasma2000
2005-06-07, 23:21
quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

the way i see it, 98% of america will have to go through this to get into heaven. i probably will too. my sister told me, during this time, i could do whatever i wanted, as long as i didn't surrender to the devil. god says we'll kill our own parents for food. so why shouldn't i just live my life how i want to, do whatever i want to, and be buried with my guns, so when my soul returns to my body, i'll have my gun in my hands, and plenty ammunition. why doesn't everybody do this? most "christians" will have to go through this, just from being so materialistic and selfish.

if i do this, what should i expect? is it possible to die? and if not, what happens if i get shot? will i really return to my body? and if so, wouldn't it make sense to be buried with a gun? im thinking of just living how i want to, killing who i want to, robbing who i want to, because, im most likely going to have to go though this anyway to get to heaven.

Your right, most "christians" will have to endure it, but only because they are christian in name only. However your fucked and so are they anyway. If you read the Bible it says that only those who have not heard the Gospel will be able to have the work salvation during the tribulation.

Get saved before or your not going.

leumas
2005-06-08, 09:46
quote:Originally posted by T-BagBikerStar:

Have you ever heard of Antisocial Personality Disorder? It is a personality disorder that occurs in 3% of men and 1% of women. Essentially people with this disorder are unable to experience the emotion of remorse, the have no conscience, and no morals. These people can be extremely manipulative and have superficial emotions. Although it may be possible to explain what remorse is to them they will not experience it themselves. A huge percentage of these people end up in jail because of their lack of conscience and remorse. You might want to just get checked out by a psychologist because you seem messed up. Don't be afraid to see a psychologist, 50% of Americans develop some sort of personality disorder at some point in their lives.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHa....that guy just got pwned...and I think I laughed so badly that my stomach hurts

coolwestman
2005-06-08, 20:49
Haha, why does everyone think christianity is the only religion that will save or damn your soul. The soul is an always will be no matter where it goes. It cannot be destroyed