Maybe Jesus is divine because he is half alien, half human? Maybe the Virgin Mary was really a virgin and was artificially impregnated by aliens? God = alien? What do you think?

You need to lay off that crack...

quote:Originally posted by ejail:

Maybe Jesus is divine because he is half alien, half human? Maybe the Virgin Mary was really a virgin and was artificially impregnated by aliens? God = alien? What do you think?

Hopefully when you cool off or wake up or whatever's wrong with you, you'll realize how stupid this thread is.

quote:Originally posted by Maccabee:

You need to lay off that crack...

You need to lay off that cock...

Village of the damned style. I dont see how people can call you stupid. Your theory makes more sense then the "other" story about me

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

You need to lay off that cock...



Why, does your ass hurt from me pounding it in there... secret Jew?

r u retarded?

i dont think it is that stupid, if you believe in a giant invisible man in the sky, then why not several not-so-giant men from other planets?

quote:Originally posted by TOL 3000:

i dont think it is that stupid, if you believe in a giant invisible man in the sky, then why not several not-so-giant men from other planets?

Then why would Jesus turn out like an oridinary human?? Alien's would have pretty different DNA from humans, actually I doubt they'd have ordinary DNA at all since they have evolved completely seperately on a different planet, they don't come down and make human children.

Acid can make you think up some weird shit.

quote:Originally posted by T-BagBikerStar:

Then why would Jesus turn out like an oridinary human?? Alien's would have pretty different DNA from humans, actually I doubt they'd have ordinary DNA at all since they have evolved completely seperately on a different planet, they don't come down and make human children.

Like an ordinary human? Are you saying that ordinary humans alledgedly perform miracles, and come back from the dead?

And also, he could be half alien and still LOOK human... I mean, if alien's put us on this planet with their own dna, they must be like us but slightly different.

quote:Originally posted by Experimental:

Like an ordinary human? Are you saying that ordinary humans alledgedly perform miracles, and come back from the dead?

And also, he could be half alien and still LOOK human... I mean, if alien's put us on this planet with their own dna, they must be like us but slightly different.

Miracles aren't the same as they were back then. Give me a time machine and I could be a God back then.

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Miracles aren't the same as they were back then. Give me a time machine and I could be a God back then.

Yes, but you'd have to have a time machine... and at this point in time that would pretty much be a miracle.

quote:Originally posted by Experimental:

Yes, but you'd have to have a time machine... and at this point in time that would pretty much be a miracle.

You seem to have missed my point. I was saying that the things that we take for granted today would be considered miracles back then.

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Originally posted by Experimental:

Yes, but you'd have to have a time machine... and at this point in time that would pretty much be a miracle.

You seem to have missed my point. I was saying that the things that we take for granted today would be considered miracles back then.

So are you saying that jesus would have been from our time or what?

Or was that just a pointless post that didn't contribute to this train of though...?

I was trying to change the train of thought because the topic starter isn't too bright.

"Here we may reign secure; and in my choice

To reign is worth ambition, though in hell:

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."

quote:Originally posted by T-BagBikerStar:

Then why would Jesus turn out like an oridinary human?? Alien's would have pretty different DNA from humans, actually I doubt they'd have ordinary DNA at all since they have evolved completely seperately on a different planet, they don't come down and make human children.

when is the last time you saw an alien? It didnt look human!? how the hell do you know that aliens could in fact look or even BE other humans who have masterd technology were still tinkering with

quote:Originally posted by ejail:

Maybe Jesus is divine because he is half alien, half human? Maybe the Virgin Mary was really a virgin and was artificially impregnated by aliens? God = alien? What do you think?



Did you just read a book by some crackpot? I read something like this once, but I can't remember the author. Perhaps something - Allen maybe?



Not too sure, but definitely LESS confused that you are

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:



You seem to have missed my point. I was saying that the things that we take for granted today would be considered miracles back then.

like what?

You're so full of shit... can you even breathe anymore?

quote:Originally posted by TOL 3000:

like what?

Medicine, Guns, Cars -Pretty much everything that so technologically advanced. Imagine if they saw a TV?

well dont forget about virgin marys popping up on windows, grilled cheese sandwiches, and highway underpasses

An alien from a distance galaxy, coming to earth and impregnating a women -- resulting in an offspring with seemingly magical powers -- seems a lot more credible than the bullshit Christianity, Judaism and Islam want me to believe.

thank you