could somebody tell me what it says in the bible about satans dog? im pretty sure it says something, about a 3 headed dog, gaurding the gates of hell with the grim reaper, amd i right? and if so, could somebody give me the verse?

quote:Originally posted by sawed_off_pump:

could somebody tell me what it says in the bible about satans dog? im pretty sure it says something, about a 3 headed dog, gaurding the gates of hell with the grim reaper, amd i right? and if so, could somebody give me the verse?



not to my recollection.

I think you might have it confused with Roman or Greek mythology. The dogs name was Kerberus (sp?), i think, and it guarded Hades.

I think it had something to do with Hercules' twelve feats.

I seem to recall something about a 50-head dog.. but who knows if that was from some nightmare that i had after watching some old horror movie when i was a kid... cant remember.

In Greek mythology Cerberus was a 3-headed dragon-like dog that guarded Hades.

I haven't read the bible in ages, but I'm positive theres nothing in it about Cerberus.

This is nothing in the Bible about Cerberus.

Fido

or in some ancient texts he's called 'spot' (always accompanied by the arch demons john and jane).

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Fido

or in some ancient texts he's called 'spot' (always accompanied by the arch demons john and jane).



Didn't Fido spawn the evil beasts Patches and Rover?

Well the Greek mythology was a lot more interesting.

quote:Originally posted by TOL 3000:



Didn't Fido spawn the evil beasts Patches and Rover?

Jesus actually adopted Patches and Rover for about a week as a hellhound orphan program after Fido was lost (really, he just got tired of watching the mutts). Later, he gave them abck because he felt the responsibility was too great to take care of two dogs.

Patches and Rover later swore eternal enmity towards Jesus after a session of hot lovemaking where they begat Stuey, Goldie and Laddie.

quote:Originally posted by Gorloche:

Jesus actually adopted Patches and Rover for about a week as a hellhound orphan program after Fido was lost (really, he just got tired of watching the mutts). Later, he gave them abck because he felt the responsibility was too great to take care of two dogs.

Patches and Rover later swore eternal enmity towards Jesus after a session of hot lovemaking where they begat Stuey, Goldie and Laddie.

I stand awed by your genius.

Whatever happened to Killer the Chihuahua, and Scooter the Pitbull. Weren't they involved in some sort of Hell's Paws revolution against Jesus, formed by Biscuit? Were they not the original hellhoud orphans, but weren't picked, so got angry? I ma just be dilusional(sp?) but that comes from somewhere.

quote:Originally posted by Merse:

Whatever happened to Killer the Chihuahua, and Scooter the Pitbull. Weren't they involved in some sort of Hell's Paws revolution against Jesus, formed by Biscuit? Were they not the original hellhoud orphans, but weren't picked, so got angry? I ma just be dilusional(sp?) but that comes from somewhere.

Killer the Chihuahua lives at my house now, but he isnt somesort of hell-spawn.. he just has multi-personality disorder... his other self can really be quite lovable (excepted when Chop-a-tard, his doberman cousin looks at him the wrong way.

"and it came to pass

fido begat rin tin tin, who begat

lassie. and the darkeness of the force was strong in those days"

Cerberus

Kujo

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

I stand awed by your genius.

And I stand awed by harlequin babies.

yes i think your referring; to the hound of Hades,the under world of Greek Mythology,

or EMENEM.....Bow Wow WOW

Where the hell (tee hee) did you get the Grim Reaper idea?

That's not his dog.

It says he had no hind legs and balls of steel...

...So they called him Sparky.

Excuse me while I stop laughing my ass off and sew it back on....

*Puts up a small sign which reads:*

"Back in five. While you're waiting, help yourself to some popcorn."

i think your thinking about harry potter and not the gate to hell nut the gate to the sorcerce stone

quote:Originally posted by Jack ass:

i think your thinking about harry potter and not the gate to hell nut the gate to the sorcerce stone

1) What did fuck did you just say?

and

2) Read up on Greek mythology.

quote:Originally posted by Gorloche:

Jesus actually adopted Patches and Rover for about a week as a hellhound orphan program after Fido was lost (really, he just got tired of watching the mutts). Later, he gave them abck because he felt the responsibility was too great to take care of two dogs.

Patches and Rover later swore eternal enmity towards Jesus after a session of hot lovemaking where they begat Stuey, Goldie and Laddie.

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oh god! *starts bowing down to Paradise*

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well i thought it was mentioned in revelation, apparently not. and now my eyes hurt from skimming over all the small print.

they say the spawn of satan, the antichrist, will be born of a man and a dog who is the manifestation of the devil

This drivel is allowed to continue on, despite it's lack of relevance to this forum...

Yet perfectly religious debates about abortion are shut down.

Hmmm...

digi, its just some light relief at the expensive of an uninformed question.

also..

it's good for boosting flagging post counts http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

No, it's a double standard.

While I realize the merit behind the banter, the mods are certainly not allowing us all to exist on a fair playing ground.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

No, it's a double standard.

While I realize the merit behind the banter, the mods are certainly not allowing us all to exist on a fair playing ground.

look,i'm as pro life as the next homocidal maniac. i have supported the use of violence in the cause to protect the unborn and will continue to do so

BUT

lets be frank, the lines are drawn. any abortion thread is just a waste of space.evryone knows where they stand and what the arguments are. i think LC is justified in keeping them short or off the board.

Based on what principles ?

If what is good for the goose is NOT good for the gander, then everything this site is about is nullified.

I believe one of their own tenants is to be tolerant of all points of view.

If I want to argue that abortion is deemed wrong both from a spiritual and physical standpoint (and can give the scripture and the argument that supports it), then I do not see why it should be "cut short".

Especially when intellectual rigor mortis like this thread sets in !

There are people out there in this world who have not decided where they stand on such important issues as abortion, and if we never debate it, how can they see the best arguments supporting both sides ?

It is ridiculous to say that because no one will ever agree on a subject, it should not be discussed.

It's a double standard, and there is no other way to look at it.

Satanism has no hell or heaven, after life is determened by fullfilment of the ego, now im not sure about the christin bible, but isn't he refered to as the devil?because for me, as a Satanist see a very big differance.

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

Satanism has no hell or heaven, after life is determened by fullfilment of the ego, now im not sure about the christin bible, but isn't he refered to as the devil?because for me, as a Satanist see a very big differance.

No he was just confusing Christian mythology with Greek mythology.

quote:Originally posted by Gorloche:

Jesus actually adopted Patches and Rover for about a week as a hellhound orphan program after Fido was lost (really, he just got tired of watching the mutts). Later, he gave them abck because he felt the responsibility was too great to take care of two dogs.

Patches and Rover later swore eternal enmity towards Jesus after a session of hot lovemaking where they begat Stuey, Goldie and Laddie.

WOW, u make money outta this sort of crap? If not, you really should...go organise a talk or something...

i adopted laddie and she ran away sniff sniff i miss her tight little cooch

Hmmmm....I didnt know satan had a dog.

Are you talking about Dante's Inferno??

cerberus

cerebrus would eat satan whole