recent scrolls discoverd say that christ was a woman named judith, bible scholers verify it, and the christian church said "that doesnt change anything" thought at lest you people would have heard about it! I study religion as a hobby ii never post here, cuz it is rarly that I see anything that isnt hate filled or just plain stupid

i.e

"HE is the fucking son of man"

i rest my case

have a nice day lost cause

j00 |2 7eh |2374|r|)3|D!!!111

WASHINGTON, May 31 /PRNewswire/ -- A new edition of the Gospels of the Bible for the first time shows Christ as a woman, named Judith Christ of Nazareth, and God as female. In all other respects, the classic texts of the Gospels remain unchanged.

The publisher, LBI Institute, has released this new Bible entitled: "Judith Christ of Nazareth, The Gospels of the Bible, Corrected to Reflect that Christ Was a Woman, Extracted from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John." The book is available in bookstores and online.

"This long-awaited revised text of the Gospels makes the moral message of Christ more accessible to many, and more illuminating to all," says Billie Shakespeare, V.P. for the publisher. "It is empowering. We published this new Bible to acknowledge the rise of women in society."

This new Bible includes: The Parable of the Prodigal Daughter, The Lady's Prayer, and other revised favorite passages, such as:

* Her birth -- Luke 2:4 And Joseph went to Bethlehem. 5 To be enrolled with Mary, his wife, who was then pregnant. 7 And she brought forth her firstborn child. 21 And her name was chosen to be Judith. * Her crucifixion -- John 19:17 And She bearing her cross went forth. 18 There they crucified Judith. * Her resurrection -- Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb. 5 But the angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Judith who was crucified." 6 "She is not here; for She is risen."

....educate yourself, idiot.

quote:Originally posted by undergoing_treatment:recent scrolls discoverd say that christ was a woman named judith, bible scholers verify it, and the christian church said "that doesnt change anything" thought at lest you people would have heard about it! I study religion as a hobby ii never post here, cuz it is rarly that I see anything that isnt hate filled or just plain stupid i.e

"HE is the fucking son of man"

i rest my case

You rest your case on what, exactly?

As far as "hate filled or just plain stupid", considering the nature of the discussions (the emotion of religion and religious beliefs), the general age of many of the posters, and considering the tons of information and misinformation to weed through, not to mention the "more serious/less 'fun' " & controversial topics discussed (compared to spurious generalities, etc); this forumn is pretty well behaved and over all, fairly tolerant of others views/opinions. It could be much worse (and at times, does get worse... but overall, not too bad.

quote:Originally posted by Gulielmus:

WASHINGTON, May 31 /PRNewswire/ -- A new edition of the Gospels of the Bible for the first time shows Christ as a woman, named Judith Christ of Nazareth, and God as female. In all other respects, the classic texts of the Gospels remain unchanged.



The publisher, LBI Institute, has released this new Bible entitled: "Judith Christ of Nazareth, The Gospels of the Bible, Corrected to Reflect that Christ Was a Woman, Extracted from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John." The book is available in bookstores and online.

"This long-awaited revised text of the Gospels makes the moral message of Christ more accessible to many, and more illuminating to all," says Billie Shakespeare, V.P. for the publisher. "It is empowering. We published this new Bible to acknowledge the rise of women in society."

This new Bible includes: The Parable of the Prodigal Daughter, The Lady's Prayer, and other revised favorite passages, such as:

* Her birth -- Luke 2:4 And Joseph went to Bethlehem. 5 To be enrolled with Mary, his wife, who was then pregnant. 7 And she brought forth her firstborn child. 21 And her name was chosen to be Judith. * Her crucifixion -- John 19:17 And She bearing her cross went forth. 18 There they crucified Judith. * Her resurrection -- Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb. 5 But the angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Judith who was crucified." 6 "She is not here; for She is risen."

....educate yourself, idiot.

WWJD

THATS IT!

ENJOY HELL, ITS YOUR CHURCH BITCHING ABOUT IT CHRISTIAN

quote:Originally posted by undergoing_treatment:

Ethnic origin. norwegion

Color.white

Religion. satanism

Age. 34

Sex. man all MAN!

Marital status.

Physical handicaps. large penis, get light headed when hard

Covictions for which pardons have been granted none, i pay my dues.

You don't know shit about me mother fucker. It's not my church. It's not any church. And you can't spell Norwegian.

I'd hit it.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I'd hit it.

[CLEVER ORIGINALITY] With a mother fucking two by four [/CLEVER ORIGINALITY]

Im not sure whats going on here...

Im taking large asumptions but:

Id say that it is an early attempt to discredit Jesus' teachings. Obviously if that is true than it is written by an enemy. Possibly Pharisee?

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Im not sure whats going on here...

Im taking large asumptions but:

Id say that it is an early attempt to discredit Jesus' teachings. Obviously if that is true than it is written by an enemy. Possibly Pharisee?

Dude, he's talking about a PC rewriting of the bible, by some chick named Billie Shakespeare. It's so amazingly retarded. I have no idea why he thinks that they're some old manuscripts. The guy is a moron.

quote:Originally posted by Gulielmus:

Dude, he's talking about a PC rewriting of the bible, by some chick named Billie Shakespeare. It's so amazingly retarded. I have no idea why he thinks that they're some old manuscripts. The guy is a moron.

Link? I googled it but all I got was some shit about William Shakespear...unless that's who you're talking about?

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Link? I googled it but all I got was some shit about William Shakespear...unless that's who you're talking about?



there was a hint in his post...

WASHINGTON, May 31 /PRNewswire/

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edit... wow, i sure have had a shit load of edits today

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why isnt it working?

http://www .prnewswir e.com/cgi- bin/storie s.pl?ACCT= 109&STORY=/www/story/05-31-2005/0003766346&EDATE=

well, just google this:

WASHINGTON, May 31 /PRNewswire/

Totse is inserting spaces on links now, xtreem. Long ones were causing pages to stretch out.

Use http://www.tinyurl.com/ It makes links tiny. Your link above is:

http://tinyurl.com/aobhq

quote:Originally posted by Rust:

Totse is inserting spaces on links now, xtreem. Long ones were causing pages to stretch out.

Use http://www.tinyurl.com/ It makes links tiny. Your link above is:

http://tin yurl.com/a obhq (http: //tinyurl. com/aobhq)

Thank you

So, the moron at the top thinks that some revised version of the Bible is actually old scrolls? Or am I reading this all wrong?

EDIT: Looks like overall human intelligence just took another blow.

[This message has been edited by Paradise Lost (edited 06-16-2005).]

That's exactly what he thinks.

All I have to say to that is...

JESUS, WHAT AN IDIOT!

^ please do elaborate...

and what difference does it make if jesus was a woman if god is a fucking hermaphrodite anyway?

God is a hermaphrodite...well technically it is expressed in the personage of both genders... That wasn't the point or the difference.

The fact is, he looked at a new edition of the Christian gospels which changed the gender of their central figure and of God for the purposes of attracting feministas and actually thought that it was made that way as the result of some startling new discovery that the historical figure was actually of a different gender and that the church had then changed it for the purposes of supporting its patriarchal structure. It's that he inferred this from what was merely a new Christian marketing technique that makes it hillarious.

Notice that he intially created a topic called "So, Christ was a chick," the content of which was only the word "discuss" (thereby revealing his assumption that we had all heard about this startling new discovery and were just waiting for someone to create a topic about it). When the topic was promptly closed, because nobody knew what the hell he was talking about, he became enraged with our moderator over her 'ignorance' and created this topic bearing the title "educate your selves," in which we were treated to his amusing take on the story. He ended his post with a triumphant "have a nice day lost cause," as if to say "see, you fool, I know what I'm talking about! you had no right to close my topic!" This is as clear a demonstration of idiocy as I have ever seen. That I had to explain all this to you, in spite of the fact that all this was already clearly stated in the other replies to the topic, shows that he's not alone. Thanks for ruining my laugh. http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Gulielmus:

j00 |2 7eh |2374|r|)3|D!!!111

Cheers,

Lost

"Yourselves" is one word.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

"Yourselves" is one word.

Indeed.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

I just thought it necessary to point this out to the person who thought his purpose was to "educate" the less intelligent.

quote:Originally posted by undergoing_treatment:

have a nice day lost cause

What about the rest of us?

And I also don't think it matters what sex jesus was, but I doubt he was a chick.

It's the teachings and actions that are important.



............female my arse.

You know if any other religeon or organization or story had this many inaccuracies or edits or flat out story changes it would be called a cult classic then tossed out, read only by obscure folk who enjoy tabloids.



The bible is full of LIES!

Have a nice day!

Please list some of these lies so that I can refute them promptly.

Thanks.

What, Cpt. ? No lies today ?

Darn...

C'mon Captain,this is Faith Club.

If it's you first time here; you have to fight.

as the stupidty continue's 2 rise athesism is in an all time high gee i wonder y jenn and now 2 u bob 4 the weather

"Edumacate yer seellves"

quote:Originally posted by Shaokhano:

as the stupidty continue's 2 rise athesism is in an all time high gee i wonder y jenn and now 2 u bob 4 the weather

English motherfucker do you speak it?!

Do you read the Bible, cause there's this passage I got memorised...

quote:Originally posted by Sephiroth:

Do you read the Bible, cause there's this passage I got memorised...

...Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

I didn't follow through since that's not really what the passage actually says strangely enough...

quote:Yechezkiel 25:17

And I shall wreak great acts of vengeance with rebukes of fury, and they will know that I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon them.

Well slap my ass and call me Sally. Fucking Tarantino lied to me.

quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:

C'mon Captain,this is Faith Club.

If it's you first time here; you have to fight.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tyler...Tyler...Tyler !!

Oops..wait a minute...I shouldn't know that.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Well slap my ass and call me Sally. Fucking Tarantino lied to me.



lol.. interesting fetish. why Sally? lol