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Shaokhano
2005-06-24, 14:19
if you could sit down in a room with god and ask him one question which he had 2 explain fully as 2 why it was part of his grand master plan what would it b

Paradise Lost
2005-06-24, 23:08
Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?

actionfaad
2005-06-24, 23:23
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?

if it could be a dual purpose question, it'd be, "How and Why was the universe created?"

But I know that's two questions so, "How was the universe created?"

I figure how would partially tie into why the universe was created. besides, i can figure for myself why existence is worth being.

vice
2005-06-24, 23:56
quote:Originally posted by actionfaad:

if it could be a dual purpose question, it'd be, "How and Why was the universe created?"

But I know that's two questions so, "How was the universe created?"

I figure how would partially tie into why the universe was created. besides, i can figure for myself why existence is worth being.

Lol thats like asking "what is God?"

Probably an answer you would not understand :)

I would ask "what really are these damn UFO's?"

Digital_Savior
2005-06-25, 03:46
Why redemption ?

hoaxe
2005-06-25, 10:40
why me?

Lou Reed
2005-06-25, 11:28
Why is there so many stupid people?

Valmont
2005-06-26, 02:55
One word.

Why?

-Val

Nickel2388
2005-06-26, 04:28
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Why not?

stephanie666
2005-06-26, 04:30
quote:Originally posted by Valmont:

One word.

Why?

-Val

dsk1231
2005-06-26, 04:36
Why am I not a rich and famous hot sex symbol?

UN!F13D
2005-06-26, 05:09
If your so perfect, then why are there so many paradoxes in religion.

Sephiroth
2005-06-26, 05:43
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?

Convenience. God appears in both genders throughout the Torah, Prophets, and Writings. 'It' would be a more proper reference, but because it has certain demeaning connotations, and there is no neutral gender in Hebrew, nobody really wants to use it.

Digital_Savior
2005-06-26, 05:52
And if you think about it, the imagery of Christ and the Bride (the church) gives God a masculinity that a woman could never have.

Christ is to be seen as the Bridegroom...which represents the male in the relationship.

He is also the dominant head of the "house", which the Bible tells us is the rightful place of the husband, who is obviously a man.

Daz
2005-06-26, 07:10
Haha Ds, sometimes i wonder if you just troll or if you really believe in what you type.

God cannot have a gender if it is perfect.

Digital_Savior
2005-06-26, 07:19
How is it trolling to use specific examples of God's descriptions in the Bible as evidence to why I think one way or another ?

I actually believe "He" is genderless.

I never asserted that "He" was a "He".

I just gave an example of...oh, nevermind.

Velio
2005-06-26, 09:22
"How are you today?"

Daz
2005-06-26, 09:45
quote:I actually believe "He" is genderless.

I never asserted that "He" was a "He".



...sure thing love.

Paradise Lost
2005-06-26, 09:47
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

He is also the dominant head of the "house", which the Bible tells us is the rightful place of the husband, who is obviously a man.

Make me a sammich, woman! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Snoopy
2005-06-26, 10:40
Will you suck my dick now?

Shit I'd to it too. It would be THE most badass thing in the universe.

asma123
2005-06-26, 10:41
Why are you so gay

MasterPython
2005-06-26, 11:20
Why seven?

Lou Reed
2005-06-26, 19:11
Why do baboons have red butts?

or

Wot is the point in creating ducks?

Seriously they are soooo annoying

King_Cotton
2005-06-26, 22:34
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

Why is there so many stupid people?

TheReReReReReReckoning
2005-06-26, 22:40
Isn't that Jesus one SOB or what?

Kannabis Korbano
2005-06-27, 06:48
will you blow me?

Digital_Savior
2005-06-27, 08:31
quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

will you blow me?

Since you claim to be older than Wicca, I think it is deplorable the level of maturity you present.

Digital_Savior
2005-06-27, 08:33
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Make me a sammich, woman! http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

LOL

Not in a redneck sort of way !

The most effective leadership in the world is that of a person who says nothing, yet everyone follows.

The_Big_Beef
2005-07-04, 08:43
Being in the same room as God would probably cause your eyes pop and your brain to explode. But to if I could ask him one question it would be "Can I ask you a question?" and then I will have used my one question and I would walk out of the room feeling sad.

Silly Stick
2005-07-04, 08:55
What are next saturdays lotto numbers?

Daz
2005-07-04, 09:52
Theoretically...I would ask God 'If you were in my position what would you ask?'

... http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

NDC
2005-07-04, 12:37
I would ask him "Which religion is correct?"

Sephiroth
2005-07-04, 13:07
I'd say "God, you have chosen us from among all the Nations....so why'd you have to pick on the Jews!?"

HellzShellz
2005-07-04, 20:02
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?

Probably because Jesus calls him FATHER?

vice
2005-07-04, 22:10
quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

Probably because Jesus calls him FATHER?

Father is figurative and not literal, unless your a mormon of course

Thaery
2005-07-08, 00:24
What is the fundamental workings of the universe.

elfstone
2005-07-08, 01:05
quote:Originally posted by Velio:

"How are you today?"



This was the best question http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

Sarith
2005-07-10, 15:02
I have nothing important to add.

[This message has been edited by Valmont (edited 07-10-2005).]