Alright well...

turning water into money or turning water into wine?

Floating or walking on the water...?

Kick ass card tricks or give bread...

PS...this is not my opinion, i created this for a non-totsen...

What are your thoughts...

Well, first off it's 'than' not 'then'.

They're both magicians, Jesus just has more critical acclaim. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

David Blaine is a pussy. Jesus kicks ass because his magic is real. Blaine does [I]tricks[/], like stick the card up his ass or something.

You cannot tell me that Jesus hides bread in his ass and then feeds it to a hundred thousand people how would you fit that much bread in your ass tell me that?? HES JESUS THATS HOW. who would eat bread out of someones ass you say?

no one because Jesus actually uses magic powers to make bread and david blaine stands up on his shoes to make it look like hes floating. what good does it do to float. HEY LOOK AT ME IM FLOATING WHY DONT SOMEONE STICK A CARD UP MY ASS OH WAIT THERES ALREADY 51 CARDS UP THERE LOLOLOLZOZORS Jesus can be like hey i need to go over there *points across river* ill just walk. *walks on water*.

well i guess that settles it your friend is a dumbass. sorry.

quote:Originally posted by spaceMAN:

Jesus kicks ass because his magic is real.

Proof? Without using the Bible/scriptures?

I guess i'll have to define what I constitute "real" magic as.

The art that purports to control or forecast natural events, effects, or forces by invoking the supernatural.

So basically can you prove to me that Jesus was in fact magic without relying on faith?

[This message has been edited by Paradise Lost (edited 07-02-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Chris182:

Alright well...

turning water into money or turning water into wine?

Floating or walking on the water...?

Kick ass card tricks or give bread...

PS...this is not my opinion, i created this for a non-totsen...

What are your thoughts...

1. I'd turn water into wine because wine is better.

2. I'd rather walk on water rather than float because you can move, while your floating you cant.

3. bread, card tricks suck.

Ali G.

quote:Originally posted by Slurm:

Ali G.

David Blaine is better then Jesus



Ha

jesus plays with schlongs

Whether Jesus's magic was real or not is debatable, but irrelevant: he inspired bilions and billions of people to live their lives better.

Perhaps more than Blaine could ever hope to achieve???

better... hah

Sorry, guys...this is pretty useless, and I probably don't need to point out that simply because the name "Jesus" is in a thread, that doesn't make it a matter of religious debate.

In an effort to preserve the validity of this forum, I'm closing this.