Test. I'm betting you've seen this before and Totse gets a whole bunch of level 9's. (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

Fuck me if i'm wrong ( or correct me ) but can't Hell be seen as a metaphor for losing one's closeness with God?

That's why you'll see a lot of old paintings portraying the Devil as being blue. God is light; light is warmth; they're without God; they're cold?

I don't know it may just be a crack-pot theory.

quote:Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Fuck you too, Dante...



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quote:Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

I pwn satan

The person who made that is an idiot. You can't answer to 90% of those questions with a "yes" or "no". All of them are fucking relative. It just goes to prove how fucking short sighted religious freaks really are.

Remember, only cool people go to hell.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Remember, only cool people go to hell.

Truer words have never been said.

Religious people are lame as shit.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Religious people are lame as shit.

You cnt say something like that and not explain yourself.

Name one religious person who is a badass. People who sin publicly all the fucking time, then call themselves believers aren't religious, they're heretics and it just adds to their badass status.

A religious person cannot possibly be a badass due to all the shithead rules he has to follow. That's why 4 year olds aren't badass. Sure, they're funny when you get them to say dumb shit, but so are religious people. I mean, they're not funny. The fact that you're making them say dumbass shit is funny.

There is no such thing as a cool religious person. They're all lame as shit.

Just look at all the religious people in this forum. They all suck.

You fail to name one badass religious person. You are without doubt full of shit.

I did the test and i will go to the City of Dis. (level 6)

Fortunately religion is bullshit so i have nothing to worry about.

oh dear...you do not want to know my score...suffice to say that some Über bad could have competition or be out of a job real soon..

i cant believe it.

i only have to sit outside heaven until judgement day - purgotory

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Name one religious person who is a badass. People who sin publicly all the fucking time, then call themselves believers aren't religious, they're heretics and it just adds to their badass status.

A religious person cannot possibly be a badass due to all the shithead rules he has to follow. That's why 4 year olds aren't badass. Sure, they're funny when you get them to say dumb shit, but so are religious people. I mean, they're not funny. The fact that you're making them say dumbass shit is funny.

There is no such thing as a cool religious person. They're all lame as shit.

Just look at all the religious people in this forum. They all suck.

Shaolin monks are religious and more badass than any non-religeous person I know.

As for Hell, there are certainly a lot of "cool" people there like JFK and Julius Caesar, but a lot more assholes like Hitler and Stalin.

City of Dis for me too. I think it's the coolest of all levels http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:Originally posted by MrWonderful:

Shaolin monks are religious and more badass than any non-religeous person I know.

As for Hell, there are certainly a lot of "cool" people there like JFK and Julius Caesar, but a lot more assholes like Hitler and Stalin.

Shaolin monks suck. They got their shit ruined by all the crazy assed Kung Fu clans.

i'm a violent person YAY let's go kill people

Funny:

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers High

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate

Level 2 Lustful Very High

Level 3 Gluttonous Low

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

oh dear...you do not want to know my score...suffice to say that some Über bad could have competition or be out of a job real soon..



I think it was Swedenbourg who said that hell is not without it's pleasures [for those who are there]... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

quote:

Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Right on...

I just click on the link and clicked the calculate button without answering a single question. It said I was going to level 1.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The person who made that is an idiot. You can't answer to 90% of those questions with a "yes" or "no". All of them are fucking relative. It just goes to prove how fucking short sighted religious freaks really are.

Remember, only cool people go to hell.

Exactly! lol..your the best moderator.

im slightly insulted that i only made it to level 5.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The person who made that is an idiot. You can't answer to 90% of those questions with a "yes" or "no". All of them are fucking relative. It just goes to prove how fucking short sighted religious freaks really are.

Remember, only cool people go to hell.



Does that mean you're going to heaven?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Shaolin monks suck. They got their shit ruined by all the crazy assed Kung Fu clans.

Everything sucks to you, cuz you're a hater.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Religious people are lame as shit.

Talib Kweli, Common, Mos Def, Kanye West, Al Green, James Brown. All religious. If you think they're lame, it just shows what you really are. An insecure loser, that makes himself feel better by putting others down.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Name one religious person who is a badass. People who sin publicly all the fucking time, then call themselves believers aren't religious, they're heretics and it just adds to their badass status.

A religious person cannot possibly be a badass due to all the shithead rules he has to follow. That's why 4 year olds aren't badass. Sure, they're funny when you get them to say dumb shit, but so are religious people. I mean, they're not funny. The fact that you're making them say dumbass shit is funny.

There is no such thing as a cool religious person. They're all lame as shit.

Just look at all the religious people in this forum. They all suck.



Most black people believe in God and Jesus, are you gonna dis them also.

quote:Originally posted by KISE:

Everything sucks to you, cuz you're a hater.

Everything is such a stupid word. So is hater. Go rationalize your stupid bitch momma's ass.

quote:Originally posted by KISE:

Talib Kweli, Common, Mos Def, Kanye West, Al Green, James Brown. All religious. If you think they're lame, it just shows what you really are. An insecure loser, that makes himself feel better by putting others down.

The self defense mechanism of a dipshit idiot springs to life, yet again. All those people are lame as moist crackers, including you.

What are you? Some kind of religious moron? I'll put you down all right.

quote:Originally posted by KISE:

Most black people believe in God and Jesus

I've seen bricks with more intellect than you. Bricks that got blasted out of a house for miles by mortar fire. Shame on you, son. You're the stupidest thing here yet.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The self defense mechanism of a dipshit idiot springs to life, yet again. All those people are lame as moist crackers, including you.

What are you? Some kind of religious moron? I'll put you down all right.



You can't put me down, because you don't know me and you would never want to meet me.

quote:Originally posted by KISE:

You can't put me down, because you don't know me and you would never want to meet me.

Oh noez! Teeny bopper emo shithead tries to act mystical! I'd better go hide! http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Oh noez! Teeny bopper emo shithead tries to act mystical! I'd better go hide! http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)



You're already hidden, KISE isn't my screen name, it's who I am known as, I'm a hip hop producer/rapper who lives in the bay area, California. I'm not hard to find. I'm also 28, but even if I was a teen, I would never act as immature as you.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Oh noez! Teeny bopper emo shithead tries to act mystical! I'd better go hide! http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/redface.gif)



You love the attention and you know it! Teeny bopper? Moist cracker? Are you somebody's grandma? Those are some square ass terms!

Cause all badasses say square. http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)

Holy shit we can have a totse meeting in the City of Dis. Who's with me? http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif)