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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
seriously, read some of that shit. its litterly insane.
and their leaders spaceship looks like a fucking PLANE.
Hammer&Sickle
2005-07-03, 19:40
Im reading up on it and reading some of there books, some holds true, but most I disagree with. I'm catholic and I dont support the fact that catholics forced their religion on others, and scientologists are forcing their religion on others, like prison inmates, and I really am not liking it. It seems, wrong.
anton_skater
2005-07-03, 23:24
No, an even wierder religion is Raelian. http://www.rael.org
Christianity, Islam and all the other Jew based religions. They're really fucked up.
It's like self-help. All the down-trodden people banding together to say "we are the best" so that they don't just accept their pathetic existance.
Silly Stick
2005-07-04, 00:33
I thought that the Mormons were the weirdest.
Digital_Savior
2005-07-04, 01:00
quote:Originally posted by anton_skater:
No, an even wierder religion is Raelian. http://www.rael.org
"...The Raelian Revolution is boldly bringing about a complete paradigm shift on our planet..."
Really ?! WHERE ?!
I missed that memo.
flatplat
2005-07-04, 05:50
Scientology takes the cake.
'the tone scale' What the hell?
deptstoremook
2005-07-04, 19:02
Anybody who thinks Scientology is wrong is the victim of thetan poisoning, or some other bullshit pseudoscience.
God lives in a space ship, have any of you seen star trek?!
quote:Originally posted by Hammer&Sickle:
I'm catholic and I dont support the fact that catholics forced
Well learn to accept it you stupid piece of shit because its true.
[This message has been edited by hidfet (edited 07-09-2005).]
Todesgehen
2005-07-09, 08:09
Does anyone else find it mildly humorous that it was established by a science fiction author?
I See Hell In My Eyes
2005-07-09, 08:53
Haha! Here we go again.
Scientology holds true. I will try and enlighten people with one large post this time around.
From a former post of mine...
Scientology: They focus on truth, they have brought truth, and the truth is there if you have an open mind and just read!
Ever wander where you come from why you are really here?
Ever wander why there are so many UFO sightings, and why the government wants to cover them up? This is a fucking fact people! Look up the Majic/Majestic documents.
Ever wander why the government and other organizations kidnap children with psychic abilities telepathy, precognitives etc...?
Ever wandered what the pyrimids are?
Ever wander about the Illuminati and why there is a fucking pyramid with an eyeball on the back of your dollar bill with the saying, "Annuit Coeptis NoVus Ordo Secloeum?" The actual translation of this is "New Worlds Order, Our Organization/Conspiracy Has Been Crowned With Success."
Ever wondered why Russians and Americans made a shitload of trips back and forth to to the dark side of the moon away from eath's view?
Look up "Alternative 3" and you will find a real video of life on Mars of an underground creature. People were killed over the video. People went missing... and there is a reason why. The book held a huge controversy about it being sold in America. It was not a hoax. The journalists started it out as a prank and they stumbled on some sacred truth by accident.
There is a very long thread in the conspiracy forum here...some kathsung(sp?)guy has it there right now. I read part of it one day and thought it was total BS...then a few weeks later I remembered alot of things, and came to the conclusion he is not bullshitting about what is happening to him at all! He is right whether you want to believe it or not."They" want to keep you ignorant...that is their duty.
Ever thought about the galaxy next to us "Andromeda" and wondered if there was life over there?
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There are so many things that people are unaware of that is happenening right now. I like to learn about as much as I can. Scientology is not some fake psuedo-science religion. I wouldn't even call it a religion. Just truth. People can come up with the most outragios things to discredit Scientology.
Many people think that Xenu has alot to do with things. That doesn't even calculate to a percentage of what is.
If you would like to learn about our existance and many truths I suggest reading this...it is written by an ex-scientologist who was nice enough to write it for everyone willing to learn. It is free and will not cost a ton. http://freezoneamerica.org/excal/excal00.html
You have to experience things yourself. You can do that by self-auditing, and that will not cost you a penny outside the church. You can develop abilities that you probably think are fake at this moment just by doing simple processes as long as you do them accurately. http://freezoneamerica.org/pub/SelfClearing.exe
Take care all.
TheAtomiser
2005-07-11, 10:44
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
Haha! Here we go again.
Scientology holds true. I will try and enlighten people with one large post this time around.
From a former post of mine...
Scientology: They focus on truth, they have brought truth, and the truth is there if you have an open mind and just read!
Ever wander where you come from why you are really here?
Ever wander why there are so many UFO sightings, and why the government wants to cover them up? This is a fucking fact people! Look up the Majic/Majestic documents.
Ever wander why the government and other organizations kidnap children with psychic abilities telepathy, precognitives etc...?
Ever wandered what the pyrimids are?
Ever wander about the Illuminati and why there is a fucking pyramid with an eyeball on the back of your dollar bill with the saying, "Annuit Coeptis NoVus Ordo Secloeum?" The actual translation of this is "New Worlds Order, Our Organization/Conspiracy Has Been Crowned With Success."
Ever wondered why Russians and Americans made a shitload of trips back and forth to to the dark side of the moon away from eath's view?
Look up "Alternative 3" and you will find a real video of life on Mars of an underground creature. People were killed over the video. People went missing... and there is a reason why. The book held a huge controversy about it being sold in America. It was not a hoax. The journalists started it out as a prank and they stumbled on some sacred truth by accident.
There is a very long thread in the conspiracy forum here...some kathsung(sp?)guy has it there right now. I read part of it one day and thought it was total BS...then a few weeks later I remembered alot of things, and came to the conclusion he is not bullshitting about what is happening to him at all! He is right whether you want to believe it or not."They" want to keep you ignorant...that is their duty.
Ever thought about the galaxy next to us "Andromeda" and wondered if there was life over there?
Brainwashed.
One.Lost.J.Man
2005-07-12, 02:25
Well, at least they don't sponsor compounds of Fundamentalist wing-nuts who traffic in young girls to be used as underage brides for sicko's.
Unless they've started doing that too, which, in that case-
Fuck.
SerioOria
2005-07-12, 06:24
sounds like most religions, just this one is newer, same difference its a thing to have faith and find solice in, just this time its a virtual reality rather than mind altering substances or lucridious claims of faith
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
Scientology holds true. I will try and enlighten people with one large post this time around.
[...]
Ever wander where...
Ever wander why...
Ever wander why...
Ever wandered what...
Ever wander about...
Ever wondered why...
Ever thought about...
What I have wOndered is why you post absolutely no evidence for all this bullshit.
I See Hell In My Eyes
2005-07-12, 07:46
quote:Originally posted by Rust:
What I have wOndered is why you post absolutely no evidence for all this bullshit.
You are a real character...what is your deal with always annoying me in posts with the word "evidence?" Find out for yourself. I dont know how much evidence I have already put on just the internet alone in other posts. Do the work yourself, Go out and search! I am not your mommy, so I will not do everything for you. Don't just sit and ask me for proof...do something with the info I can give you here.
What I do suggest you do is spot yourself on the tone scale so you can find out how annoying you really are http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://tinyurl.com/cz6v9
trainjustleft
2005-07-12, 09:55
Scientology chicks offer some of the best, twisted sex you can get.
I mean, when they strap on that "E-meter" and turn it up...woah dude...she cums like a rocket.
She doesn't scream, "Oh gawd, oh jesus!!!" she yells, "Oh L. Ron Hubbard, OH L RON, OH L RON!"
Christ, like I stuck the "e-meat her" cans onto her own cans and tweaked the knobs.
Had to change the sheets.
Thank you for listening. www.clambake.org (http://www.clambake.org)
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
You are a real character...what is your deal with always annoying me in posts with the word "evidence?" Find out for yourself. I dont know how much evidence I have already put on just the internet alone in other posts. Do the work yourself, Go out and search! I am not your mommy, so I will not do everything for you. Don't just sit and ask me for proof...do something with the info I can give you here.
What I do suggest you do is spot yourself on the tone scale so you can find out how annoying you really are http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif) http://tinyurl.com/cz6v9
Nice try, but you made the claim, so it is up to you to back it up with evidence. Until you do it remains grade-A bullshit.
If I claim that I have photos of you meeting with CIA agents and are really a CIA agent trying to confuse us with other conspiracy theories, to divert our attention away from the real one, would you take it as true? Would you agree with what I said if when you ask me for the photos, I say "Go find the photos yourself, I'm not your mommy"... http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif) No. You wouldn't. Why? Because I made a ridiculous claim and it would be up to me to support it with evidence.
Same here. Until you support those bullshit claims, they remain just that, unsupported bullshit claims.
Where's the punchline to all those "wonder why" jokes? Ever wonder why the chicken crossed the road?
Ever wondered why Russians and Americans made a shitload of trips back and forth to to the dark side of the moon away from eath's view?
They like Pink Floyd?
quasicurus
2005-07-12, 16:05
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
There is a very long thread in the conspiracy forum here...some kathsung(sp?)guy has it there right now. I read part of it one day and thought it was total BS...then a few weeks later I remembered alot of things, and came to the conclusion he is not bullshitting about what is happening to him at all! He is right whether you want to believe it or not."They" want to keep you ignorant...that is their duty.
[/B]You believe kathsung???
Ever wondered why Tom Cruise is such a fuckin' geek?
Isobutane
2005-07-12, 17:26
Scientology interests me a little, but only cause it's so fucking absurd.
Ever wondered why the sky is blue?
Skankinsasquatch
2005-07-12, 17:37
http://www.religioustolerance.org/dc_aumsh.htm
Aum Shinri Kyo is by far the weirdest. They're responsible for the gassing of the Tokyo subway and their leader believes he traveled to 2006 to talk to the survivors of WW3.
Isobutane
2005-07-12, 17:44
After i was told to eat "smart carbs" by the South Beach Diet 34234 times i read the stuff on aum shinri kyo.
Fucking weird.
your_daemon
2005-07-12, 19:57
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
Haha! Here we go again.
Scientology holds true. I will try and enlighten people with one large post this time around.
From a former post of mine...
Scientology: They focus on truth, they have brought truth, and the truth is there if you have an open mind and just read!
Ever wander where you come from why you are really here?
Ever wander why there are so many UFO sightings, and why the government wants to cover them up? This is a fucking fact people! Look up the Majic/Majestic documents.
Ever wander why the government and other organizations kidnap children with psychic abilities telepathy, precognitives etc...?
Ever wandered what the pyrimids are?
Ever wander about the Illuminati and why there is a fucking pyramid with an eyeball on the back of your dollar bill with the saying, "Annuit Coeptis NoVus Ordo Secloeum?" The actual translation of this is "New Worlds Order, Our Organization/Conspiracy Has Been Crowned With Success."
Ever wondered why Russians and Americans made a shitload of trips back and forth to to the dark side of the moon away from eath's view?
Look up "Alternative 3" and you will find a real video of life on Mars of an underground creature. People were killed over the video. People went missing... and there is a reason why. The book held a huge controversy about it being sold in America. It was not a hoax. The journalists started it out as a prank and they stumbled on some sacred truth by accident.
There is a very long thread in the conspiracy forum here...some kathsung(sp?)guy has it there right now. I read part of it one day and thought it was total BS...then a few weeks later I remembered alot of things, and came to the conclusion he is not bullshitting about what is happening to him at all! He is right whether you want to believe it or not."They" want to keep you ignorant...that is their duty.
Ever thought about the galaxy next to us "Andromeda" and wondered if there was life over there?
I have to say that My mother was a psychiatrist and I was just recently diagnosed with deppression and ADD so who do they think they are calling psychology a psuedo science it is all complete bullshit. Oh and by the way my whole family and other families are boycotting war of the worlds because Tom Cruise is such a complete dumbass.
SmartTart
2005-07-12, 23:31
Ever wonder why the Astronauts in Apollo 13 (the actual spacecraft, not the movie) said "Houston, we have a problem" instead of whoever the guy's name was on the other end?! Houston was the name of the OTHER planet they were communicating with, but they played it of as talking to the people in Houston helping them... psh, all Astronauts work secretly for another 2 or 3 planets each. kinda like Columbus and other explorers, they dont care who its for, they just need to raise the money to go explore!
Did you ever wonder why...?
SmartTart
quote:Originally posted by TheAtomiser:
Brainwashed.
Im boycotting Tom Cruise as well he is a dickhead.
Something interesting has happened with old tommy lately.
He keeps beginning relationships with hot young actresses and then stopping them, including THE ONE HE LEFT HIS WIFE FOR. What I BELIEVE happened is that the scientologists decided that they need a young actress to join so they can have a hollywood scientology couple, possibly because hollywood was being taken over by ridiculous kabbalah.
Who knows in any case apparently Tom was taking these girls on 'first dates' with a whole bunch of scientologists and getting them into it, did anybody else notice media releases hammer home that these actresses were into scientology?
The whole things such a load of shit it IS funny though.
AllShallPerish
2005-07-13, 20:55
one kid at my sisters school (UCSD) was preaching on his dorm balchony about how 2 gods in space collided and formed the planets/earth. He actually had a crowd of followers. I didnt catch what he called it tho...
If you ask me I think the Raelian religion is just a bunch of people who could not let go of the late 60's and early 70's and decidedto try and hippie up the world. Which is gay.
See, the great thing about Ron L. Hubbard was that he was a well known compulsuive liar and has been repeatedly quoted as saying a religion would be a great way to make money. Guess who died with 640 million dollars?
That said, Battlefield Earth is one of the best sci-fi books ever written.
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
Haha! Here we go again.
Scientology holds true. I will try and enlighten people with one large post this time around.
From a former post of mine...
Scientology: They focus on truth, they have brought truth, and the truth is there if you have an open mind and just read!
Ever wander where you come from why you are really here?
Ever wander why there are so many UFO sightings, and why the government wants to cover them up? This is a fucking fact people! Look up the Majic/Majestic documents.
Ever wander why the government and other organizations kidnap children with psychic abilities telepathy, precognitives etc...?
Ever wandered what the pyrimids are?
Ever wander about the Illuminati and why there is a fucking pyramid with an eyeball on the back of your dollar bill with the saying, "Annuit Coeptis NoVus Ordo Secloeum?" The actual translation of this is "New Worlds Order, Our Organization/Conspiracy Has Been Crowned With Success."
Ever wondered why Russians and Americans made a shitload of trips back and forth to to the dark side of the moon away from eath's view?
Look up "Alternative 3" and you will find a real video of life on Mars of an underground creature. People were killed over the video. People went missing... and there is a reason why. The book held a huge controversy about it being sold in America. It was not a hoax. The journalists started it out as a prank and they stumbled on some sacred truth by accident.
There is a very long thread in the conspiracy forum here...some kathsung(sp?)guy has it there right now. I read part of it one day and thought it was total BS...then a few weeks later I remembered alot of things, and came to the conclusion he is not bullshitting about what is happening to him at all! He is right whether you want to believe it or not."They" want to keep you ignorant...that is their duty.
Ever thought about the galaxy next to us "Andromeda" and wondered if there was life over there?
When do we get to drink kool aid laced with cyanide and wait for the comet to take us away? I can't wait!!!!
I See Hell In My Eyes
2005-07-14, 16:07
^^ Haha that was funny...but you are thinking of Jim Jones and the his gang http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
I did a survey type thing with google. I typed in _____ is a cult with different religions in exact quotes and this is how it came out in decending order.
1. "Islam is a cult" 1,370 hits
2. "Christianity is a cult." 1,280 hits.
3. "Scientology is a cult." 825 hits.
4. "Catholicism is a cult." 691 hits.
5. "Wicca is a cult." 333 hits.
6. "Judaism is a cult." 135 hits.
7. "Buddhism is a cult" 102 hits.
8. "Atheism is a cult" 77 hits... haha
9. "Satanism is a cult 43 hits.
This just proves that you have to figure out for yourselves what you think is actually a cult and what isn't. If you want to go by what the majority of people think to try and avoid a "cult" then your best bet is Satanism. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
Or you can read trash anti-religious websites and come to your conclusions that way http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif)
People can be so...not ...logical...
Anyway I posted the Scientology material, the people that have a small interest should read some of the things and come to their own conclusions.
I have no need to post about it anymore...I am not a fucking missionary. Just someone who knows a good thing and tries to share worthy info.
Take care.
You haven't shared worthy "info"; so I guess your posts were a failure.
At least, I don't see anything "worthy" about unsubstantiated bullshit.
Wow islam and christianity is a cult got more hits then scientology.
I am sure that it is not because half the worlds population is islamic and pretty much the rest is christian.
I would say that hits on google are a direct representation of how true a statement is.
Then you say people can be so...not..logical..
I hope you die I am going to kill at least 10 scientologists before I die
Certified Dead
2005-07-17, 00:36
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Christianity, Islam and all the other Jew based religions. They're really fucked up.
Fanglekai
2005-07-17, 00:40
The sky is blue because L. Ron Hubbard made it like that.
Narukagami Warrior
2005-07-17, 04:24
quote:Originally posted by Hammer&Sickle:
Im reading up on it and reading some of there books, some holds true, but most I disagree with. I'm catholic and I dont support the fact that catholics forced their religion on others, and scientologists are forcing their religion on others, like prison inmates, and I really am not liking it. It seems, wrong.
Actually, in the middle ages & the renaissance, they did force their religion on others. Nowadays, the church as a whole doesn't, but in every religion there are some that do.
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
I did a survey type thing with google. I typed in _____ is a cult with different religions in exact quotes and this is how it came out in decending order.
1. "Islam is a cult" 1,370 hits
2. "Christianity is a cult." 1,280 hits.
3. "Scientology is a cult." 825 hits.
4. "Catholicism is a cult." 691 hits.
5. "Wicca is a cult." 333 hits.
6. "Judaism is a cult." 135 hits.
7. "Buddhism is a cult" 102 hits.
8. "Atheism is a cult" 77 hits... haha
9. "Satanism is a cult 43 hits.
This just proves that you have to figure out for yourselves what you think is actually a cult and what isn't. If you want to go by what the majority of people think to try and avoid a "cult" then your best bet is Satanism. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)
That was an interesting little experiment you did. So I did the same, using "___ is a religion", as I was very curious about the results of this one.
1. "Islam is a religion" 80,800 hits
2. "Christianity is a religion" 12,900 hits.
3. "Scientology is a religion" 4,550 hits.
4. "Catholicism is a religion" 803 hits.
5. "Wicca is a religion" 4,200 hits.
6. "Judaism is a religion" 6,710 hits.
7. "Buddhism is a religion" 6,440 hits.
8. "Atheism is a religion" 7,050 hits
9. "Satanism is a religion" 1,690 hits.
Needless to say, these figures are objectively unrelated as to the truth of the proposition. They may tell something as to the zealotism of their followers however.
quote:Anyway I posted the Scientology material
I chose to ignore them.
[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 08-12-2005).]
quote:Originally posted by I See Hell In My Eyes:
Scientology holds true.
The expression "to hold true" is usually used relating to a statement or a proposition. You can't very well say that a whole body of beliefs "holds true".
Well firstly a cult is simply a set of beliefs, only recently has it aquired the negative stigma it has in the modern world. Doesn't seem too far out there too me, many of those assertations are made in other religions as well. And the whole "Religion of Kabballah" stuff is rediculous. Its not a religion, its a book of Jewish mysticism compiled in (i think) the 4th century CE. Stipulations for studying include; being mature enough to handle it (usually meaning age 40 or older), being spiritually pure, and being Jewish.
King_Cotton
2005-08-13, 18:34
quote:Originally posted by hidfet:
Well learn to accept it you stupid piece of shit because its true.
He is accepting it, you stupid piece of shit, he's also saying that he thinks it was wrong.