View Full Version : Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
This isn't just another one of those this vs that threads. This is a this vs that thread with a divine purpose. Jesus is the son of God, but Supar Saiyans are blood thirsty and can blow up planets. And they morph into giant monkeys when it's full moon.
So, who do you think would win? I put my money on the Super Saiyan. They can instantly have golden hair and blue eyes, which means they're the superior race, cause Jesus is just a sand nigger.
Lou Reed
2005-07-04, 00:04
who the fuck is Supar Saiyans
links please
MasterPython
2005-07-04, 00:05
Are both Jesus and the Super Saiyan allowed to use all thier poweres in this fight?
jackketch
2005-07-04, 00:05
yeah snoopy, linkies please!
MasterPython
2005-07-04, 00:06
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
who the fuck is Supar Saiyans
I believe they are from Dragon Ballz Z.
jackketch
2005-07-04, 00:06
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Dragon Ball Z, dude!
wtf???? remember i live in the wrong century...
feckin flood control
http://xoomer.virgilio.it/lamacelleria/64b.jpg
jackketch
2005-07-04, 00:11
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What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
jackketch
2005-07-04, 00:13
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
no sorry, my theological training was obviously sorely lacking http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
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Lou Reed
2005-07-04, 00:16
Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene
Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
Shadout Mapes
2005-07-04, 00:19
I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.
Digital_Savior
2005-07-04, 00:20
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
I do.
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quote:Originally posted by Shadout Mapes:
I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.
That's just a whole ceremony. When a Super Saiyan dies, you know your ass in a whole lot of shit.
Ever wonder why Shenlong has 7 balls? Makes no sense to me.
Lou Reed
2005-07-04, 00:24
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.
quote:Originally posted by Anirak:
Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.
But cant he do miracles because of God--
So without any sort of help from God--
JC would get pwned.
-Val
Jasper Jones
2005-07-04, 05:52
Super saiyans are pussies. Jesus could tell them an allegorical tale and they would forget fighting and write emo poetry while cutting themselves.
Super saiyan 4 (http://members.aol.com/utterlyh/images/ssj4.jpg) though would skullfuck that longhair.
quote:Originally posted by Valmont:
But cant he do miracles because of God--
So without any sort of help from God--
JC would get pwned.
-Val
Yes, but without God, the super saiyan would not have been created.
The_Big_Beef
2005-07-04, 08:29
What the hell are miracles goin to do against a Super Saiyan. Parting the water and healing the blind will do nothing for Jesus if Vageto is doing a Kamehameha at him at Super Saiyan 4. Dude Jesus would get absolutely screwed in da butt.
Jesus wishes he could go SSJ4!
I vote for super sayins, vegeta would make piss hell even piccolo could kick jesus' ass
nOObGLitch
2005-07-04, 12:35
KAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEE.... WAAAAVVEEEEEEE!!!
deptstoremook
2005-07-04, 19:48
Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.
Shadout Mapes
2005-07-04, 22:50
quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:
Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.
Yeah right. If Jesus could get pwned by the Romans and Jews, I'm pretty sure a Super Saiyan could hand him his ass, especially if SSJ4 was allowed.
Super Saiyans are omnipotent. When you kill them, they get resurrected twice as powerful. That sounds like omnipotence right there to me.
PrintNameHeregmail.com
2005-07-05, 03:45
Snoopy is a theif!
http://ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html http://ninjapirate.com/images/supersaiyanjesus.jpg
NightVision
2005-07-05, 04:30
DragonBallz <- lol.
Wintermute
2005-07-05, 11:13
Wrong forum snoopy..