View Full Version : Did Jesus have tickly feet?
---Beany---
2005-07-20, 11:17
Do you think if Jesus was pinned down and ticked he'd get the shits and giggles?
This question is as serious as you want it to be.
jackketch
2005-07-20, 11:26
whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
---Beany---
2005-07-20, 11:27
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
I wonder if "Controlling the senses", is another way of killing yourself.
Edit: but then again, with the senses controled your perception is un-influenced. Hmmmm
[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 07-20-2005).]
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?
The Walrus
2005-07-20, 13:06
quote:Originally posted by wombat:
Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?
that is a hard thing to do sleeping with wood it is.
inquisitor_11
2005-07-21, 16:27
Imagine if Jesus really did go to India for a while- he'd be cranking out some nasty vindaloo induced farts.