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---Beany---
2005-07-20, 11:17
Do you think if Jesus was pinned down and ticked he'd get the shits and giggles?

This question is as serious as you want it to be.

jackketch
2005-07-20, 11:26
whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!

theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...

---Beany---
2005-07-20, 11:27
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!

theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...

I wonder if "Controlling the senses", is another way of killing yourself.



Edit: but then again, with the senses controled your perception is un-influenced. Hmmmm



[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 07-20-2005).]

wombat
2005-07-20, 12:42
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...

Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?

The Walrus
2005-07-20, 13:06
quote:Originally posted by wombat:

Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?

that is a hard thing to do sleeping with wood it is.

inquisitor_11
2005-07-21, 16:27
Imagine if Jesus really did go to India for a while- he'd be cranking out some nasty vindaloo induced farts.