k who do you think would win in a fight?

Satan or God??

Satan has the dark magick and hexes and curses he can just fuck up "god" with. and wut does god have??? little pansy angels?? and harps

For once this thing is wrong (http://tinyurl.com/d7kjy)

I think i read somewhere that :

there is a Hierarchy of angles in heaven who fight for god like satan used too.

God won once and he'd do it again.

quote:Originally posted by HomerJay603:

God won once and he'd do it again.

that is completly right. God will win again when he wipes the earth clean of evil and destroys satan.

God would win. Satan (in many writings) was an angel of god, and therefore would be bitchslapped by his former master. However, i doubt they would fight, they sometimes seem to be on friendly terms.

quote:Originally posted by some guy:

k who do you think would win in a fight?

Satan or God??

Satan has the dark magick and hexes and curses he can just fuck up "god" with. and wut does god have??? little pansy angels?? and harps



I think someone is being bias

If one of them was capable of destroying the other, I think they would have done so. It's a stalemate.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

If one of them was capable of destroying the other, I think they would have done so. It's a stalemate.

Surely the onyl way to kill god would be to destroy all his worshippers ...

and god? would he send satan to hell?



But either way im fairly certain god and satan have a lot of love for each other...

how come?

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

For once this thing is wrong (http://tinyurl.com/d7kjy)

I prefer this one (http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=anal&word2=vaginal)



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quote:Originally posted by some guy:

k who do you think would win in a fight?

Satan or God??

Satan has the dark magick and hexes and curses he can just fuck up "god" with. and wut does god have??? little pansy angels?? and harps

Satan rulez.

God 0wnz Satan. Literally.

God made Satan and so shall God destroy it before you at His very command.

god hands down.

god vs any angel, current or former is in a perpetual state of parent vs toddler. it would be like a 2 year old whipping its daddys ass.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

If one of them was capable of destroying the other, I think they would have done so. It's a stalemate.

Agreed.

They balance each other. Yin and yang. Hot and cold. Sexy and ugly. You can't have good without evil nor evil without good. God and Satan will always be there, "fighting" each other.

...Anyone ever read Good Omens? That's what this thread reminds me of. Good book. http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

quote:Originally posted by Euromerican:

Satan rulez.

true dat satan kicks major ass

God and Satan used the same thing, ORMUS and their brain, or mind power, but satan was destroyed by a leigion of angels or (gods, just as satan was a god, here to protect a world that we live in) from what ive read after he was being to greedy with his knowledge or powers, so if it was one on one it would probably be a stalemate. But I belive it took alot more then one god to kill satan. And they could have possibly destroyed a civilization to do it. Because we have to think about two or more gods fighting, it maybe more powerfull then nuclear weapons. Thats why everybody is afraid of another lucifer rebellion happening, humans are dangerous with power and evolution proves it, wars, nuclear weapons ect., From what I read that is why it is hard to aquire mind power such as the gods have, because humans are dangerous.

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i agree with the stalemate crowd. If God could have killed Satan, he freaking would have.

On the other hand, God is pretty leniant on evil doers, you know, what with free will and all that, so maybe god would fuck satan's ass in a fight, and is only letting him stay cuz he feels like it.

Hehehe, I love these sorts of things, its like, who would win in X-men, Wolverine or Cyclops?

God would/has win/won

Satan has already been defeated

if so how come therez heaven n hell?

isnt it a bit odd

quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

if so how come therez heaven n hell?

isnt it a bit odd

because reality has infinate possibilitys

quote:Originally posted by defyance:



I think someone is being bias

im being bias cuz ima satanist

quote:Originally posted by Sanguinius:

God would win. Satan (in many writings) was an angel of god, and therefore would be bitchslapped by his former master. However, i doubt they would fight, they sometimes seem to be on friendly terms.

so true....

Looking at it realistically, Satan and God are the same entity...so unless God is an emo bitch, I don't think either of them are dying anytime soon.

quote:Originally posted by some guy:

im being bias cuz ima satanist

I thought satanists didn't believe in satan or something like that.

quote:Originally posted by lacoste2k2:

I thought satanists didn't believe in satan or something like that.

The guy's just a douche.

Wolverine owns cyclops in all levels

Control Cyclops needs a Visor to use his powers properly Wolverine Resists Weapon X's mind control thing-o

Power Wolverine's powers are perpetual cyclops givess up after 5 seconds of optic blast

Back story Wolverines a canadian amnesiac that worrked with the government and got experimented on Cyclops just likes jean grey wow big man

now wolverine vs beast might be cool

I like Wolverine better, but I think Cyclops would win. He has a long distance attack and would be able to kill Wolverine before Wolverine was close enough to attack.

Marrow versus Wolverine was pretty cool. She almost killed him. I think that was around issuse 70 of X-Men, but I can't remember. I haven't read many X-Men comics since a little before the 1st movie came out.

X-Force was definately a kick ass series until they fucked it up around issue 100. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif) that made me sad.

How can an angel rebel to begin with?! They're supposed to have no free will.

Satan invented free will

quote:Originally posted by Fundokiller:

Satan invented free will

Elaborate? Wouldn't that technically mean God created free will? Since Satan would have no free will before hand and thus everything Satan did was in accordance with what God wanted.

No god invented free will and satan adopted it into angel society so god kicked him out.

God would win because god created satan and would have all his powers plus more.

quote:Originally posted by yoda_me07:



God would/has win/won

Satan has already been defeated

give me an example of this... LOL you can't

dirty jew

satan will win and destroy all those who worship the false gods!

quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

No god invented free will and satan adopted it into angel society so god kicked him out.



You don't understand what I'm saying. Angels cannot rebel because they have no free will. Satan can't "adopt" free will into 'angel society' unless god wants him to.

Without any free will everything the angels did was in accordance with what god wanted.

I have always seen that loop hole but thats what the bible says.

Read the thread "willy wonka is god", it covers the loop holes.

I believe that god would kick satan's ass. hell, he wouldnt even do it, he'd send jesus to do it for him.



GO JESUS!

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

I believe that god would kick satan's ass. hell, he wouldnt even do it, he'd send jesus to do it for him.



GO JESUS!

You have an 89 in your moniker leading me to believe you were born in the same year as me. How can you be this dumb? Or are you joking?

At the moment satan is definitely dominating...

And all you procrastinators sitting around waiting for god to come kick satan's ass, as if god is hidden in some mystical heavenly kingdom, preparing his army for some epic battle...you're gonna be waiting for a while...

quote:...Deep inside your soul he left a piece of himself,

The Lord is in here, his voice is small

You keep lying and trying,

Denying the call from inside

You can't hide responsibility

So decide from today just who it's going to be,

Thou shalt have no other God but me,

It's a fact you'll attract all the things that you lack,

So just chill

And get off the race track

And take a pace back, face facts,

It's your decision,

You don't need eyes to see,

You need vision...

quote:Originally posted by neX:

give me an example of this... LOL you can't

dirty jew

satan will win and destroy all those who worship the false gods!

fag

god would win as he is the creator of satan. however if satan were to aqcuire some sort of god-destroying weapon (such as a meta-nuke) then the universe would collapse in on itself as there is no command structure, however i'm not a christian tberefor i don't give a shit about this question. i thought i'd just post this.



P.S: pointless question really.

Awnser 1:They've already had the fight, and God won. Satan was an angel who rebelled agsinst god, remember? When he lost, he was banished to hell.

Answer 2They are both fictional characters who were invented to illustrate a point. They aren't two guys who can just have a fight. Did you mean it in a metaphorical "good vs evil" sense?

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

You have an 89 in your moniker leading me to believe you were born in the same year as me. How can you be this dumb? Or are you joking?

I'm just joking. Although as others have said God won and he'd win if they fought again.

Fools -

Have you ever wondered if it was actually God who cast Satan out, or if it was Satan the deciever that cast God out.

After all, if Satan is such a good deciever wouldn't he be able to decieve the other angels, us and anything else that exists that he is actually God and that the real God is actually him?

Perhaps Satan wrote the bible - decieving you all into worshipping Jesus and God when really you are worshipping Satan...

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