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loneranger
2005-07-29, 02:37
This christian arrogant. Told me that I worship Buddha. The bitch had never even read a book about buddhism. Ooohh the arrogance. Anyways. Buddha is not a god and he kicks every gods ass.
Peace out.
quote:Originally posted by loneranger:
Buddha is not a god and he kicks every gods ass.
Well at least it is better then when my aunt told me Siddhartha Gautama was a reincarnation of Jesus. But Sid wouldn't give a shit about other gods. I think he'd just smile, nod his head and continue to walk around the woods
---Beany---
2005-07-29, 08:33
Buddha is pretty much the same as Jesus.
xoctopusx
2005-07-29, 09:23
Jesus > Buddha
no contest.
lacoste2k2
2005-07-29, 10:42
quote:Originally posted by xoctopusx:
Jesus > Buddha
no contest.
Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.
Damn baby you need to relax. Take a chill pill.
lacoste2k2
2005-07-29, 11:42
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Fat floats.
Touche. Thus confirming that Buddha is better than Jesus.
However, shit floats as well.
Dead Helmsman
2005-07-29, 20:52
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
However, shit floats as well.
Only if it has air-pockets... Sometimes it sinks.
SurahAhriman
2005-07-29, 20:58
quote:Originally posted by lacoste2k2:
Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.
Buddha wasn't fat. Thats just a common representation to show prosperity.
loneranger
2005-07-29, 21:51
That is true there are many different versions of Buddha.
Skankinsasquatch
2005-07-31, 03:56
Gotta love the Monty Python-esque dialogue. By the way...how would Siddhartha be a reincarnation of Jesus? Siddhartha lived way before Jesus.
Gorloche
2005-07-31, 04:38
Time-Travelling Ghost Of Jesus.
I apologize for posting in a non-serious thread, forum gods, but it was demanded of me.
homosuperior
2005-07-31, 04:44
Buddha d.o.b = 525 BC
Jebus d.o.b = 0 BC
Buddhism >>> than any other religion
homosuperior
2005-07-31, 04:52
quote:Originally posted by lacoste2k2:
Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.
FYI, the fat buddha statuette you see is the Chinese version of the laughing buddha.
btw, Jesus got owned by David Blaine in the southpark episode of super best friends
lacoste2k2
2005-07-31, 06:51
quote:Originally posted by homosuperior:
FYI, the fat buddha statuette you see is the Chinese version of the laughing buddha.
btw, Jesus got owned by David Blaine in the southpark episode of super best friends
Those Chinese bastards. Lying to me through Buddha.
quote:Originally posted by Skankinsasquatch:
Gotta love the Monty Python-esque dialogue. By the way...how would Siddhartha be a reincarnation of Jesus? Siddhartha lived way before Jesus.
I did have a hard time trying to tell her that. But her "religious college classes" were more accurate then the several books and online sources I showed her.
deadteenager
2005-08-04, 16:39
if you meet Buddha on the road, kill him.
ArgonPlasma2000
2005-08-04, 19:15
Fat Bhudda was for rich people and skinny Bhudda was for poor folks.
godofjacob
2005-08-04, 23:48
God Of Jacob > Jesus > Buddha
[This message has been edited by godofjacob (edited 08-04-2005).]
Fundokiller
2005-08-05, 01:30
God = buddhist Jesus =reincarnation of buddah buddah= satan 'nuff said