All the religious people told me so.

On a different topic, I feel that the secret of existence and the universe is locked in spring onions. They're... green AND white! And they taste so damn good. Just thinking about spring onions in a cream salad, charcoal BBQ, frisbees... and the SPRING ONIONS. You can peel off every layer to reveal another layer of smelly tastiness, like playing with the foldings of a vagina or dissecting a rose.

Spring onions make life worth living. And hell worth going to. (http://www.synclinalllun.net/music/take_it_as_it_comes.mp3)

Garlic grows in hell. (http://www.synclinalllun.net/img/romeo.jpg)

$10 says if you weren't a mod this thread would be locked/deleted. And I'm clicking none of your links! None!

Spring onions are earth's virgin nipples. I feel sorry for you for not having taste this divine fruit of knowledge.

Thanks for the links... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

But I'm not an onion lover...

^I suppose garlic is out of the question, then.

Garlic is a higher octave of onion.

Vidalias are fun, though.

^^^oddly enough I like garlic...but it bites back... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif)

You people are making me hungry, and I'm at work. This is no good.

Are you really a femme? WOW! http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif) And you're angry too! DOUBLE http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/eek.gif)

Really and truly.

But being a breasted and beavered one doesn't make me angry.

starving to death at work is worth fuming over, though.

I love Take it as it Comes.