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dirty piss stool
2005-07-24, 10:49
Wrong forum but nobody goes in the right one. But does anyone know what they actually do in the chruch of satan? I wanna go when i get my car hehheh
SonOfABunny
2005-07-24, 10:51
quote:Originally posted by dirty piss stool:
I wanna go Wrong forum hehheh
gO away
"So, you guys still hate jesus?"
"Yeah"
"Cool"
"..."
dirty piss stool
2005-07-24, 11:04
quote:Originally posted by SonOfABunny:
gO in my moms dirty vagina and lick around the circumference of it just like i saw you do last night
I've never heard the word 'circumfrence' when talking about a vagina before.
Le Gourmand
2005-07-24, 11:06
They bitch and moan about their parents making them eat their veggies the previous night.
dirty piss stool
2005-07-24, 14:57
quote:Originally posted by Pink:
I've never heard the word 'circumfrence' when talking about a vagina before.
Now you did.
Agent Provocateur
2005-07-24, 15:11
Sex rituals mainly. Think of them as a glorified Atheist sexed up gathering, since that's pretty much what they are.
"We do not recognize Satan as a being or god, but rather as a force that defines the undefined. We do not worship Satan we worship ourselfs"
http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/confused.gif)
But yeah, if you just want to have sex with random people in the name of hedonism and the great satan, go ahead.
mr.t1000
2005-07-24, 15:30
Best. Thread. Ever.
Take care.
homegrown_420
2005-07-24, 16:23
They spin stairway to heaven backwards and masterbate.
Certified Dead
2005-07-24, 16:34
They worship dirty piss stool because he makes great threads like this one
GANG-GREEN
2005-07-29, 18:37
bump
Carl Panzram
2005-07-29, 18:41
Satanism is basically doing whatever you please. As someone else said, hedonism.
insaneike_420
2005-07-29, 18:56
They light 555550000000000x candles and wank eachother off...
later
Red Raven
2005-07-29, 18:58
quote:Originally posted by dirty piss stool:
Wrong forum
deadteenager
2005-08-04, 16:41
quote:Originally posted by Pink:
"So, you guys still hate jesus?"
"Yeah"
"Cool"
"..."
hahahaha...funny shit.
midgetbasketball
2005-08-08, 12:03
this isn't the wrong forum, satanism is a religion.
What would the right forum be then, huh HUH Ahh?
Mr. Idiot
2005-08-09, 00:52
Here's is your answer:
www.joyofsatan.com (http://www.joyofsatan.com)
[This message has been edited by Mr. Idiot (edited 08-09-2005).]
tjiseclipsed
2005-09-22, 20:32
there just a bunch of gothics that wear black smoke ciggerattes and fuck eacother in the ass.
General Patton
2005-09-22, 21:00
w00t
http://tularecounty.com/humor/images/signs/hell.jpg