I was out walking around with my friend when my mom calls my cellphone and tells me i need to immediatly come home. I ask her why, then my uncle comes on the phone and tells me to come home now. Then i knew it was bad. So i come home, and my mom tells me my lord Jesus Christ was nailed to a cross and died at at 6:30pm.

This was completely unexpected because he wasnt sick or anything...idk....im sad.

Humor has gone downhill...

Thankfully he came back to life three days later. So it wasnt a total loss http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

ArgonPlasma2000: Thankfully he came back to life three days later. So it wasnt a total loss http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

Zombies really creep the shit out of me. http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/frown.gif)

Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)

If he really is the son of God, you're going to need more than a few nails to keep him hanging there.

I wondering, why isn't this plastered all over the tabloids already? Bit slack on their behalf.

Its not cool to make clone threads in a different forum than it was originally made.

quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:



Its not cool to make clone threads in a different forum than it was originally made.

A million people just said "Amen!"

err... I don't get it.

This will be the third time I have seen this story excet the last time i saw it somebody copied it and it was about a guys girlfriend dieing, I'm no good at remebering names so i dont know if you were the orginal, but stop taking other peoples shit, first off it isn't even funny...and second if you were the person who orginally posted this im not sorry about saying that because obviouly you lied on the first one or just didn't really give a damn about your girlfrind and just wanted attention or it was a lie to begin with. I give you an E for effort though http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif)

this is like the fifth thread ive seen like this

quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)

Hahaha!!

quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)

You see, this is why everyone hates the joos.